Spindulik
11-12-2003, 08:17 PM
A man goes to his doctor complaining that his penis has turned a strange
orange color. After extensive testing the doctor calls the man in for a
consultation and tells him that all the tests have come back negative.
He tells the man that most likely it's being caused by stress.
The doctor goes on, "You know, stress can do strange things to the body.
Tell me, has anything traumatic been happening in your life recently?"
The man says, "Well, I just got fired from my job." The doctor says,
"That must be it - that's a very bad thing." The man says, "Oh no, it
was wonderful because I hated that job and my boss was a total moron who
had no conception of how to treat his people. This was one of the best
things that could ever have happened to me. I just got a new job and I
love it. My new boss is great."
The doctor continued, "Anything else happen?" "Well, I just got
divorced", replied the patient. The doctor said, "That's got to be the
problem." The man said, "No, actually my wife and I had a terrible
relationship and I feel so much better since we seperated."
The doctor says, "How about your social life, any problems there?" The
man says, "No, I have been taking it easy. For the last few months I
have spent most evenings sitting at home, watching porno flicks and
eating cheese curls!"
orange color. After extensive testing the doctor calls the man in for a
consultation and tells him that all the tests have come back negative.
He tells the man that most likely it's being caused by stress.
The doctor goes on, "You know, stress can do strange things to the body.
Tell me, has anything traumatic been happening in your life recently?"
The man says, "Well, I just got fired from my job." The doctor says,
"That must be it - that's a very bad thing." The man says, "Oh no, it
was wonderful because I hated that job and my boss was a total moron who
had no conception of how to treat his people. This was one of the best
things that could ever have happened to me. I just got a new job and I
love it. My new boss is great."
The doctor continued, "Anything else happen?" "Well, I just got
divorced", replied the patient. The doctor said, "That's got to be the
problem." The man said, "No, actually my wife and I had a terrible
relationship and I feel so much better since we seperated."
The doctor says, "How about your social life, any problems there?" The
man says, "No, I have been taking it easy. For the last few months I
have spent most evenings sitting at home, watching porno flicks and
eating cheese curls!"