View Full Version : Blonde Jokes

11-14-2003, 12:06 AM
How does a blonde try to kill a worm?
Burry it alive

What does a blonde oriental get a blackbelt in?
Feline Kung-fu

What did the blonde say when she returned her keyboard?
The keyboard seems to be missing the "Any Key".

What's the advantage when a hot blonde has alot of boyfriends?
Free hair gel!

edit: lol, noticed this was next to that other post.. no offense blondes.. and i shoulda just replied instead.

11-14-2003, 01:20 AM

11-14-2003, 03:43 AM

I like this one to:

How many blonde jokes are there?
none, there all true!

11-14-2003, 06:31 AM
What do u call a blonde with pigtails?

Blowjob with handlebars

11-14-2003, 12:40 PM

What do you call a blonde tied up?
Adult Barbie toy

Why did the blonde return her CD Rom?
She said she could'nt "See The Rom".

Why did the blonde spend $2000 on a new computer?
Faster email

What do you call a ghetto talkin blonde?
Michael Jackson's Husband