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cardioversion
11-18-2003, 02:28 AM
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass! :blink:


What do Kentucky Fried Chicken and Women have in common?
When your finished with the legs/thighs/and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in :P :P :P

I need some new material :(
Help!!!!!

Wolfmight
11-18-2003, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by cardioversion@17 November 2003 - 20:28
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass! :blink:


What do Kentucky Fried Chicken and Women have in common?
When your finished with the legs/thighs/and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in :P :P :P

I need some new material :(
Help!!!!!
umm.. not very funny.. but ok

Pitbul
11-18-2003, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by cardioversion@17 November 2003 - 19:28
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass! :blink:


What do Kentucky Fried Chicken and Women have in common?
When your finished with the legs/thighs/and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in :P :P :P

I need some new material :(
Help!!!!!
dont ever post crappy jokes again.

cardioversion
11-18-2003, 06:30 AM
MAN, YOU GUYS ARE HARSH :(

_FuNgA_
11-18-2003, 07:47 AM
I thought they were good :)

ibelledthecat
11-18-2003, 05:19 PM
:D :D HAHAHA :D :D

Kunal
11-18-2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by cardioversion@18 November 2003 - 02:28
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass! :blink:


What do Kentucky Fried Chicken and Women have in common?
When your finished with the legs/thighs/and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in :P :P :P

I need some new material :(
Help!!!!!
those suck...

3rd gen noob
11-18-2003, 06:14 PM
the second one is pretty good :lol:

Kenny1036
11-18-2003, 09:32 PM
the second one is funny :o :D :lol:

Wolfmight
11-18-2003, 11:30 PM
The Voodoo Dick Animation!! (http://www.fockhead.com/funnypages/toons/voodoodick.shtml)
LOL has more than the joke!!

internet.news
11-18-2003, 11:36 PM
the second is nice hehe... it is not the best... but nice - thanks for sharing...

oggy
11-19-2003, 11:23 PM
I thought the 2nd one was rather good. I think I might use that one at school tomorrow :lol:

soopaman
11-20-2003, 12:43 AM
Here's a joke I heard at work the other day.

What's the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds?





















There's twenty of them!!

:lol: <_< :lol:

scribblec
11-20-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by soopaman@20 November 2003 - 00:43
Here&#39;s a joke I heard at work the other day.

What&#39;s the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds?





















There&#39;s twenty of them&#33;&#33;

:lol: <_< :lol:
sorry but thats just sick...

Kitty
11-21-2003, 03:25 AM
Oooh...That last one was just horrible&#33;&#33;&#33;.. :angry:

I did like the one about chicken though...And I&#39;m a girl.... :huh:

FinalTheorem
11-21-2003, 03:47 AM
What&#39;s with he pedophile jokes, don&#39;t we have enough pervs already <cough>Michael Jackson</cough>