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Wolfmight
11-21-2003, 02:27 AM
What's an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.

The Real Santa
11-21-2003, 02:39 AM
lol

Keikan
11-21-2003, 03:00 AM
http://www.tiscali.co.uk/shop/johnlewis/images/originals/230172812.jpg

Both girls and guys

Twist3r
11-21-2003, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What's an insane way to masterbate?
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wolfmight
11-21-2003, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Twister+20 November 2003 - 21:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twister @ 20 November 2003 - 21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Wetdream while awake? lol

Haz
11-21-2003, 05:17 PM
Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.

:lol: Lol thats from Private Parts,

muchspl2
11-21-2003, 05:32 PM
http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/pics/disgustin.jpg

Wolfmight
11-21-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Haz@21 November 2003 - 11:17

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.

:lol: Lol thats from Private Parts,
actually i never saw that movie...
I see they brainstormed.. hee hee

james_bond_rulez
11-22-2003, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Twister+21 November 2003 - 03:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Twister @ 21 November 2003 - 03:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 03:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?
:D :D dont tuch yourself at all just think real hard LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
i tried that once b4, didn&#39;t work... <_<

i&#39;d like the normal ways to masterbate without getting my penis bit off by the worms thank you... <_<

Cygnuz-Y
11-22-2003, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by muchspl2@21 November 2003 - 17:32
http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/pics/disgustin.jpg
THAT MOVIE IS FUCKING FUNNY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wolfmight
11-22-2003, 02:00 AM
Here&#39;s a really insane one:

Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.

Wolfmight
11-22-2003, 04:06 AM
Girl: Baseballbat taped to a Air Compressor (for tires).. Turn the compressor on and wear some Sound Cancelation headphones to get rid of the noise.

Murph
11-22-2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)

~FunK_mOb~
11-22-2003, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Murph+22 November 2003 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Murph @ 22 November 2003 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :) [/b][/quote]
:lol: ROFL :lol:

Wolfmight
11-23-2003, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~+22 November 2003 - 14:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (~FunK_mOb~ @ 22 November 2003 - 14:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
<!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
:lol: ROFL :lol: [/b][/quote]
Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it&#39;s all dry.

Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably.

RGX
11-24-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Wolfmight+23 November 2003 - 05:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wolfmight @ 23 November 2003 - 05:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ~FunK_mOb~@22 November 2003 - 14:25

Originally posted by Murph@22 November 2003 - 21:17
<!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@21 November 2003 - 02:27
What&#39;s an insane way to masterbate?


Man: stick your "pecker" into a bottle of worms and letting them slip around it till you ejaculate

Woman: Get a radio speaker.. turn the bass up.. (rap reccommended).. put a speaker on your "Female Temple"(pussy) and let it vibrate on you as you play with the controls.
O.K.Wolfmight. Try pressing yourself against a wall for 5 minutes until your arm goes numb. :huh:
Have a wank then and it feels as if somebody else is doing it. :)
:lol: ROFL :lol:
Nah, use that Skin numbing stuff doctors inject into your skin.
Inject it into each finger.. then later rub the weaker numb stuff all over to finish it off..
Get a hairdryer and make sure it&#39;s all dry.

Your hand will feel Swolen.. Fat probably. [/b][/quote]
:huh:

Evil Gemini
11-24-2003, 02:36 PM
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.

james_bond_rulez
11-24-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
how about clone ur body then fuck urself

more pratical... :lol: <_<

Evil Gemini
11-24-2003, 03:24 PM
Yeah but your clone might get greedy and rape you :o

Wolfmight
11-24-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by james_bond_rulez+24 November 2003 - 09:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (james_bond_rulez @ 24 November 2003 - 09:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neattairoski@24 November 2003 - 14:36
Try have an out of body experience then fuck your self.
how about clone ur body then fuck urself

more pratical... :lol: <_< [/b][/quote]
In the move, "The Sixth Day".. arnold tells the scientist," Why dont you clone yourself twice so that you can finally fuck youself&#33;"
:lol:

Octopussy 2.0
11-25-2003, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here&#39;s a really insane one:

Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
now girls can cum too?

Keikan
11-25-2003, 08:30 AM
yea...

GibboNet
11-25-2003, 09:30 AM
How &#39;bout getting a member of the opposite sex to jerk you off ? I know that&#39;d be my preference. :P

Yes, chicks CAN cum... just get them really horny, it&#39;s not much, but noticable. In my (limited) experience, just lick them out with a finger up their ass.. guarunteed winner. :D

Rappy
11-25-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here&#39;s a really insane one:

Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
hey that one would work for me i just need to find a lot of girls

silent VI
11-25-2003, 09:43 AM
i though its in her g spot it open sup this thing :huh: and when she cums she should ejaculate

~FunK_mOb~
11-25-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Octopussy 2.0+25 November 2003 - 09:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Octopussy 2.0 @ 25 November 2003 - 09:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 02:00
Here&#39;s a really insane one:

Man: get a "whole lot of" girls and make each one masterbate in a pattern, so that they can constantly cum on to of your penis.. one by one each girl cums on yours (making you horny as hell).. so eventually you ejaculate.
now girls can cum too? [/b][/quote]
:blink:
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.......




















.........if you ever had one. :P

Wolfmight
11-25-2003, 01:08 PM
they cum, but it&#39;s not seamon.
they just ejaculate lubrication material, so your dick will really want to cum if it hasnt already.