bigboab
11-21-2003, 08:50 AM
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a
warm and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934
Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent
17th century carriage hitched to 6 magnificent white
horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons,all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire and the
smell was so excruciating that both of them had to use
handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two
dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
regrets.. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
Queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be "presidential", replies. "Your
Majesty do not give the matter another thought... If you had not
mentioned it I would have thought it was one of the horses."
warm and dignified handshake from the Queen. They ride in a 1934
Bentley to the edge of central London where they board a magnificent
17th century carriage hitched to 6 magnificent white
horses. They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons,all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire and the
smell was so excruciating that both of them had to use
handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two
dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
regrets.. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a
Queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be "presidential", replies. "Your
Majesty do not give the matter another thought... If you had not
mentioned it I would have thought it was one of the horses."