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share4uk
11-21-2003, 06:59 PM
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...

They found:

Class A drugs in his living room,

Class B drugs in his kitchen,

And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Finch
11-21-2003, 08:06 PM
I've heard that joke about 20 times today. funny first time i heard it tho.

PersianBulldog
11-21-2003, 09:00 PM
:D You made me smile.. Thanks for the laugh..

Mik3ll
11-22-2003, 02:16 AM
<_< I dont get it.

Wolfmight
11-22-2003, 05:25 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/images/109_85_alan_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson

zacspeed
11-22-2003, 08:00 AM
I heard that Michael Jackson thought that Boyz II Men was a home delivery service
:P
I know - old - but funny&#33;

Pitbul
11-22-2003, 09:05 AM
those jokes were Weak.

~FunK_mOb~
11-22-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@22 November 2003 - 06:25
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/images/109_85_alan_smiling2.jpg @ Michael jackson
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Murph
11-22-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Mik3ll@22 November 2003 - 02:16
<_< I dont get it.
Don&#39;t worry Mik. You&#39;ll maybe get it next year when you go up a class. :D

chibchacan
11-22-2003, 09:43 PM
LOL :D

share4uk
11-23-2003, 12:52 PM
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you&#39;re in my son"
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How do kids at Neverland know when it&#39;s bedtime?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What does Michael hand round after dinner?
The under-eights
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Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony.
Usually he just tosses them off.

WolverineDK
11-24-2003, 05:43 AM
did you heard about the kid who drowned in neverland ?
yeaaah there was a hole in Jackos waterbed &#33;

3rd gen noob
11-24-2003, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by share4uk@23 November 2003 - 11:52
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you&#39;re in my son"
:lol:

Rappy
11-26-2003, 02:14 PM
haha

The_Hunter
11-26-2003, 06:42 PM
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the
recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor,
how long before we can have sex?"

:ph34r: The doctor replies, "I&#39;d wait until he&#39;s at least 14."

baccyman
11-26-2003, 07:34 PM
michael jackson is of on vacation he&#39;s going to tampa with the kids

Smith
11-29-2003, 05:18 AM
LOL&#33;&#33;

Kenny1036
11-29-2003, 05:49 PM
Good 1 hunter. LMAO :lol: :D .

EnJoi
11-30-2003, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...

They found:

Class A drugs in his living room,

Class B drugs in his kitchen,

And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
alrite explain 5C

k-liteuserintheworld
11-30-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi &#064; 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...

They found:

Class A drugs in his living room,

Class B drugs in his kitchen,

And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol:* :lol:* :lol:
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]
are you blonde, 5c meaning a class in a school of year 5c

Mat_At_Home
11-30-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by EnJoi+30 November 2003 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EnJoi @ 30 November 2003 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...

They found:

Class A drugs in his living room,

Class B drugs in his kitchen,

And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
alrite explain 5C [/b][/quote]
:blink:

alpha
11-30-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Mat_At_Home+30 November 2003 - 18:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mat_At_Home @ 30 November 2003 - 18:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by EnJoi@30 November 2003 - 17:03
<!--QuoteBegin-share4uk@21 November 2003 - 19:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...

They found:

Class A drugs in his living room,

Class B drugs in his kitchen,

And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol:* :lol:* :lol:
alrite explain 5C
:blink: [/b][/quote]
dont get it?
OK, since im feeling helpful today i&#39;ll explain.
class 5C means the 5th grade section C. Jackson has 5th graders in his bedroom...get it?

x_gimpg
11-30-2003, 10:01 PM
:lol: If you have to explain your joke give up, its not worth it :P

johnboy27
12-01-2003, 04:46 AM
What&#39;s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.

What&#39;s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn&#39;t come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.

kazaaliteuser007
12-01-2003, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What&#39;s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.

What&#39;s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn&#39;t come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
Thats just sick, and below the belt&#33; sorry for the pun <_< :D

schlemy
12-01-2003, 06:18 AM
:blink:

Insanity__
12-01-2003, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What&#39;s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn&#39;t come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
haha nice

Aaron_T
12-01-2003, 01:54 PM
hahahha funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

bujub22
12-03-2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 04:46
What&#39;s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.

What&#39;s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?
Acne doesn&#39;t come on a kids face until they are at least 13 years old.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

Mat_At_Home
12-03-2003, 09:30 PM
http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys2/mug.gif

Marius24
12-03-2003, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by johnboy27@1 December 2003 - 03:46
What&#39;s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and harmful to children and the other is used to carry groceries.
that one is great :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ultimatejester
12-04-2003, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by share4uk@21 November 2003 - 18:59
Today the FBI raided Michael Jacksons house in search for evidence towards the allegations brought against him...

They found:

Class A drugs in his living room,

Class B drugs in his kitchen,

And Class 5C in his bedroom... :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tormentor
12-04-2003, 03:28 AM
A new hotdog was invented called the mcjackson, its a 45 year old weiner in between two 12 year old buns.

anwinch
12-07-2003, 10:59 AM
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson&#33;&#33;&#33;
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:

asmithz
12-07-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by anwinch@7 December 2003 - 02:59
Got a new car radio, you say "rock" it plays rock music, you
say "soul" it plays soul. 2 kids ran out in front of me car the
other day i shouted "fucking kids" and it started playing michael
jackson&#33;&#33;&#33;
:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :newyear:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

monkeyhead
12-07-2003, 05:30 PM
how does michael jako pick his nose?
from a catolog

BMD
12-07-2003, 05:38 PM
Too freakin&#39; funny&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; You guys are great&#33;&#33;&#33;