View Full Version : Blonde Jokes

11-25-2003, 07:17 PM
1) Every day two blonde women would come out of work together and look for their car. But all the cars in the lot looked the same, so they sat around until all the cars were gone and then they would get in the last car and go home. One blonde said to the other, ''We need to find a faster way to get home.'' So the next day they went to work on a camel. After work they came out and the parking lot was full of camels. So the first blonde went around lifting up the tails of all the camels. The second blonde said, ''What are you doing?'' The first blonde said, ''When we came in today I heard someone yell "'Look at those two assholes on that camel!!'"

2) A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ''I've kidnapped you.''
She then wrote a note saying,''I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, ''How could you do this to a fellow blonde?''

3) A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.''

The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''

11-25-2003, 10:05 PM
good ones man

Autumn Fox
11-26-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by The_Hunter@25 November 2003 - 20:17
(...)''How could you do this to a fellow blonde?''(...)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

11-26-2003, 01:25 AM
what u call 20 blonds in a circle (dope ring) :lol: :D :lol:

Raped Ape
11-26-2003, 01:34 AM
in some state if you make blonde jokes you can get a fine or somting!!

11-26-2003, 02:11 AM
A hot blone was about to do a guy. As he and she were naked about to start, the guy got an erection and the blonde yelled,"You forgot to take your blood pressure medicine!".

A blonde cut a guy's boner really bad and said,"Look! Your Cumming!".