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FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2003, 07:35 AM
:blink: In case anybody in the SoulSeek room is looking for me.Might be awhile. :blink:

sirhumpalot1996
02-13-2003, 07:46 AM
please light a match please :blink:

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2003, 07:57 AM
:D Ahhhhhhhhh I feel much better. :D

Only 22 minutes....usually on there for at least 30 minutes or more. :blink:

Curley
02-13-2003, 08:28 AM
I've always wondered - Why are men always on the toilet longer than women? Fact. :P

Bender
02-13-2003, 09:23 AM
Playboy? :blink:

Darth Sushi
02-13-2003, 09:33 AM
22 minutes? :D FC, were you choking the Bishop again? :P

Knuckles187
02-13-2003, 10:42 AM
he was entertaining the purple headed warrior...

RPerry
02-13-2003, 10:43 AM
I always tend to leave a shit. don't like to carry it around for others to smell :blink: :unsure:

tilen76
02-13-2003, 10:57 AM
:blink:

Bender
02-13-2003, 11:13 AM
I like the fact that you consider us as part of your family and share your life with us, Funky.
But please, DON'T share ALL of it! :D

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2003, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Bender@13 February 2003 - 06:13
I like the fact that you consider us as part of your family and share your life with us, Funky.
But please, DON'T share ALL of it! :D
:D Sorry.....I will try to control my self next time. :P

FlamingYob
02-13-2003, 12:38 PM
I'm getting ready fr one as we speek, it will be HUGE. *WARNING* No women or small children allowed.

jetje
02-13-2003, 10:52 PM
Because i hope you stop buggin me with why this topic was closed. (Do i know Shit). Go shit yourself :lol:

ugluk
02-13-2003, 10:55 PM
fucking shit! the stinking topic has been reopend! w00t w00t!! :lol:

Rat Faced
02-13-2003, 10:55 PM
Something smelly about a topic getting re-opened. :(

jetje
02-13-2003, 10:56 PM
yeah the shit was running from my pm box :lol:

DataMore
02-13-2003, 10:58 PM
:D I'm definitely sure this is FC :D

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/priceless/bungee_jump.jpg

Zedax
02-13-2003, 11:21 PM
IF YOU REEAAALLLY want to go all the way:

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by jetje@13 February 2003 - 17:52
Because i hope you stop buggin me with why this topic was closed. (Do i know Shit). Go shit yourself :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahhhhhhh TY. :D

ooo
02-13-2003, 11:25 PM
wait fc arent u shitting!... lol

Benno
02-13-2003, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Zedax@14 February 2003 - 00:21
IF YOU REEAAALLLY want to go all the way:


warning
Thats fuckin sick Zedax. :ph34r:


but you should have a look here. FC I'm shure you would get first place there. :D

edit: just removed the url

Zedax
02-13-2003, 11:34 PM
Thats fuckin sickker Benno :ph34r:
cause yours was personal, i warned
maybe time to close thread soon

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2003, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by Zedax@13 February 2003 - 18:34
Thats fuckin sickker Benno :ph34r:
cause yours was personal, i warned
maybe time to close thread soon
;) It already has been closed once...please no more links to them sites...we all know they are out there.We are not allowed to post links to any adult sites...we will not be able to talk about shit no more. :D

DataMore
02-13-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@13 February 2003 - 23:43
We are not allowed to post links to any adult sites...
:D Then why is Papa Smurf Smurffing the Smurf out of Smurfette's Smurf in your avatar? :D

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2003, 11:48 PM
It was a good site. :D

jetje
02-13-2003, 11:51 PM
Maybe the one that closed this one had forseen this shit coming to the board.
Please have "some" descency.......

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2003, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by jetje@13 February 2003 - 18:51
Maybe the one that closed this one had forseen this shit coming to the board.
Please have "some" descency.......
:P :P :P

Ok...going to edit that one link in my post...I hope the rest do...sorry buddy. :D

jobes
02-14-2003, 01:34 AM
If your going to make a post about it, at least do it in the bathroom (found here)
--------> http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Jbrjahs/enter...ertainment.html (http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Jbrjahs/entertainment.html) while your there, check out my new Swish movie I made today. It's near the top called Alt F4

jobes
02-14-2003, 01:36 AM
sorry, try that link again http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Jbrjahs/enter...ertainment.html (http://www.angelfire.com/mn2/Jbrjahs/entertainment.html) I hate it when my dog tries to help me type

Schmiggy_JK23
03-15-2003, 08:08 AM
Good god funky, u spam alot, lol.

TechSonic
03-15-2003, 08:16 AM
Good lord! More information and perverstion then I wanted to read!

UKMan
03-15-2003, 01:33 PM
well - as everyone else is posting here, might as well be one of the ones that hasnt really got anything to say so........

uhmmm - whats this thread about anyway :huh:

Peace
UKMan

ugluk
03-16-2003, 03:44 AM
its about shit you shithead!!!! :P :lol:

chloe_cc2002
03-16-2003, 03:52 AM
well - as everyone else is posting here, might as well be one of the ones that hasnt really got anything to say so........

I fit the bill. See a couple of weeks ago I had bright green faeces, and looked it up on the internet because I didn't want to have to go to the GP and say "I have green poo". All these sites came up to do with birds and bird diseases (eg psitacossis). Now I am not a bird, and .........there was some mention of meconium, and that new born babies sometimes have green poo.

Anyway thought I'd add my two pennies worth (no pun) :rolleyes:

UKMan
03-16-2003, 03:53 AM
Originally posted by ugluk@16 March 2003 - 04:44
its about shit you shithead!!!! :P :lol:
Most people call me "The Old Fart" so i take that as an extention of a compliment :D

chloe_cc2002
03-16-2003, 04:14 AM
Is humility a humble virtue or an attempt to extend a crappy thread?

Bender
03-16-2003, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by Schmiggy_JK23@15 March 2003 - 09:08
Good god funky, u spam alot, lol.
Who is speaking about spamming here?
It's YOU that digs up topics from over a month old! :lol:

UKMan
03-16-2003, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@16 March 2003 - 05:14
Is humility a humble virtue or an attempt to extend a crappy thread?
Yes & Yes

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
05-02-2003, 07:51 AM
:-"

*If you can't figure out why I bumped this one I am not telling you.* :P

That Steak I had earlier caught up to me. :blink:

The Great Dude
05-03-2003, 05:42 AM
Of all the things to revive. :devil:

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
05-03-2003, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by The_Great_Dude_[R.I.P.]@3 May 2003 - 00:42
Of all the things to revive. :devil:
:P It was off the front page.....you bumped it back to the top again. :P

marine_aart
05-03-2003, 03:51 PM
well - as everyone else is posting here, might as well be one of the ones that hasnt really got anything to say so........

uhmmm - whats this thread about anyway

I love UKman :D (oldie)

pyromonkey
05-03-2003, 05:05 PM
omg the post it back! lol

FlamingYob
05-03-2003, 08:43 PM
I just went, it was all runny, I drank a litre of fresh orange juice and well, the rest is history.

RPerry
05-03-2003, 11:21 PM
For some reason this gives me an urge.... bbl :P

Z
05-04-2003, 03:26 AM
again, this sat for 6 weeks. who brought it up again? i guess nature never stops callin...

Jayhawk
05-04-2003, 06:02 AM
its an every day thing unless you are weird and go either once a week or multiple times a week....

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
05-05-2003, 06:46 AM
:x Yep.....bumped back for a reason.Be back in 20-30 Minutes. :x

Buffalo2
05-05-2003, 07:13 PM
Number 2 "who do you work for"

Z
05-06-2003, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Jayhawk@4 May 2003 - 01:02
its an every day thing unless you are weird and go either once a week or multiple times a week....
its weird if you go multiple times a week? :huh: :lol:

The Great Dude
05-06-2003, 02:00 AM
Die! Damn Topic, Die! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

:P

Z
05-06-2003, 02:03 AM
yes, die.


(thats a bump) :P

edit: even tho it was already a the top. meh.

The Great Dude
05-06-2003, 02:16 AM
Let this topic drop. :devil:

Wait, posting keeps it alive. :ph34r: :lol:

Z
05-06-2003, 02:34 AM
Let this topic drop.

okay. ;) :P

Schmiggy_JK23
05-12-2003, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Bender+15 March 2003 - 23:49--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 15 March 2003 - 23:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Schmiggy_JK23@15 March 2003 - 09:08
Good god funky, u spam alot, lol.
Who is speaking about spamming here?
It&#39;s YOU that digs up topics from over a month old&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
ROFL&#33; Not quite a month, but im bringing it back

btw... that was when i had just came back from being offline for ages, saw all of funkys spam, so i figured it find a good thread to comment on it, lol.

<3 funky

ToraBoraDweller
05-12-2003, 12:21 AM
So...Schwarzenegger only says : &#39;I&#39;ll be back&#39; :(

He doesn&#39;t give a reason why &#33;&#33;

At least FC does. :D

Ad
06-19-2003, 11:59 AM
oh shit ive really got it bad today http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon8.gif http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon8.gif

MUSLEMAN
06-19-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by MusicWorld@11 June 2003 - 01:39
:x Them damn McDonalds double cheeseburgers caught up to me.....be back later. :x
:lol: :lol: :lol:

MUSLEMAN
06-19-2003, 12:21 PM
ok now that is just not right adthomp, good god man, i was not even expacting that, caught me by surprise :o :o :o :o :x :x :x

Ad
06-19-2003, 12:29 PM
ok now that is just not right adthomp, good god man, i was not even expacting that, caught me by surprise&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;

maybe the thread should be changed too I need to take a spew :lol: :lol:

Riddler
06-19-2003, 12:36 PM
MMMPH &#33; HACK &#33; ohshit &#33;...................... RAAAAAAALF &#33;

Ad
06-19-2003, 12:39 PM
i gowd

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 12:40 PM
this is bumped because that dude FC is still here as another member, thats what i think anyway ;)

Ad
06-19-2003, 12:41 PM
whcih member??

Riddler
06-19-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by adthomp@19 June 2003 - 05:39
i gowd
:huh: Does that mean what I think it means ?? If so.............feel better ? :P

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by adthomp@19 June 2003 - 12:41
whcih member??
I have no idea - but of course he&#39;s still here as someone.

dont know why anyone cares anyway, whats the use of this thread?&#33;

and that IS meat loaf, OK?&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Riddler+19 June 2003 - 12:43--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 19 June 2003 - 12:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-adthomp@19 June 2003 - 05:39
i gowd
:huh: Does that mean what I think it means ?? If so.............feel better ? :P [/b][/quote]
i thought to gowd someone was to sing or shout them or something....


not choke ur own chicken ;) :lol:

Riddler
06-19-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+19 June 2003 - 05:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 19 June 2003 - 05:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Riddler@19 June 2003 - 12:43
<!--QuoteBegin-adthomp@19 June 2003 - 05:39
i gowd
:huh: Does that mean what I think it means ?? If so.............feel better ? :P
i thought to gowd someone was to sing or shout them or something....


not choke ur own chicken ;) :lol: [/b][/quote]
Actually, I thought he was trying to say; " I goed " = " I went " = " I took a dump "

:lol:

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 12:50 PM
oh well adthomp just shits his pants anyway, he never leaves his chair, its stained from a thousand meals.

Ad
06-19-2003, 12:50 PM
Oh shit i need to take a shit and make some gravy http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon8.gifhttp://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon8.gif

Riddler
06-19-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@19 June 2003 - 05:50
oh well adthomp just shits his pants anyway, he never leaves his chair, its stained from a thousand meals.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ad
06-19-2003, 12:53 PM
I just took a pic of it

http://www.turds.com/images/free_turd_pictures/3.jpg

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by adthomp@19 June 2003 - 12:50
Oh shit i need to take a shit and make some gravy http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon8.gifhttp://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/style_images/1/icon8.gif
How bout eating the gravy first, then excrete?

More liquidy foundation passes more acceptingly.

Ad
06-19-2003, 12:56 PM
How bout eating the gravy first, then excrete?

More liquidy foundation passes more acceptingly.

Ill pass but nornally I dont take a shit with me I nromally piss it off

Riddler
06-19-2003, 12:58 PM
:D Wouldn&#39;t it be something if this topic turned out to be the hottest, most replied to thread in this forum ? What would the mods think of that I wonder ??&#33;
Life&#39;s full of little accomplishments......we could make it our own &#33; :lol:

Ad
06-19-2003, 01:01 PM
well i just had a thread this topic started back in Feburary :blink:

Lamsey
06-19-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Riddler@19 June 2003 - 13:58
:D Wouldn&#39;t it be something if this topic turned out to be the hottest, most replied to thread in this forum ? What would the mods think of that I wonder ??&#33;
Life&#39;s full of little accomplishments......we could make it our own &#33; :lol:
:blink: Don&#39;t scare me

Ad
06-19-2003, 01:06 PM
Speakiang of which

Ad
06-19-2003, 02:19 PM
oh god here I go agai8n got the runs tonite

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by adthomp@19 June 2003 - 14:19
oh god here I go agai8n got the runs tonite
ad you ARE FC.

stop it u shit monger :D ;)

Lamsey
06-19-2003, 02:21 PM
:x This is getting ridiculous.

What do you think, should I lock it?

Ad
06-19-2003, 02:21 PM
ad you ARE FC.

stop it u shit monger&nbsp;

Nope there will only ever be one FC :D

Proper Bo
06-19-2003, 02:22 PM
yesh

Ad
06-19-2003, 02:23 PM
This is getting ridiculous.

What do you think, should I lock it?

no coz then there will be nowhere to take our shits :lol:

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Lamsey@19 June 2003 - 14:21
:x This is getting ridiculous.

What do you think, should I lock it?
Isnt it modulators that make these decisions?

Or can the people contribute as well?

Proper Bo
06-19-2003, 02:32 PM
wha?

crazy_billy_bats
06-19-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@19 June 2003 - 14:32
wha?
exactly u fool

Proper Bo
06-19-2003, 02:36 PM
ok now i&#39;m confused more :huh:
screw it, pub, here i come :D

Ad
06-19-2003, 02:53 PM
100 replys that a hell of alot of shits