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hobbes
12-04-2003, 03:49 AM
Sure many forum members are feeling dapper in their hats but I am the only one who actually lives in a hat.

I make my living by being that "rabbit" who is pulled from the hat at childrens' parties. Not a great life, but I can afford a broadband connection.

I am certainly concerned about the "rabbit man" thread, but certainly that is not me!
http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=...ndpost&p=710839 (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=85645&view=findpost&p=710839)
JONNO_CELEBS
12-04-2003, 03:51 AM
Have you got a toilet in that hat dude? :unsure:

Jonno B)
clocker
12-04-2003, 03:54 AM
Are you unionized or subject to the vagaries of the magician?

I am looking for a new career.

I've grown tired of being a bon vivant.
hobbes
12-04-2003, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by clocker@4 December 2003 - 04:54
Are you unionized or subject to the vagaries of the magician?

I am looking for a new career.

I've grown tired of being a bon vivant.
Your Epicurian roots will appreciate the lesiures of the hat. We have no master, no guild, we simply are!

As for a bathroom, we poop into to limitlessness of human imagination!

Grab your hat and join us or simply BE the hat and be us!.
Snee
12-04-2003, 04:13 AM
I was sort of hoping this was another "I hit the hammer too hard"(.. or was it the other way around :unsure: )- thread, Neottaroiski-style, but this is good too.

I like the rabbit, very cute(a bit too much gemby! though, perhaps, -nothing wrong with gemby!, of course but she has cornered the marked, really) :D


:unsure: until it pounces, no doubt.



:huh: Aww, buggrit, I need sleep :unsure:
kAb
12-04-2003, 04:14 AM
you are a rabbit. not a rabbit MAN.

Is hypolux pulling you out of a hat? :o

bite him ;) :D
hobbes
12-04-2003, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by kAb@4 December 2003 - 05:14
you are a rabbit. not a rabbit MAN.

Is hypolux pulling you out of a hat? :o

bite him ;) :D
Do not disrespect "the Hobbes"!

Hypoluxa is less than the toilet paper I use to wipe my immaculate rectum!
kAb
12-04-2003, 04:25 AM
referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

you are a rabbit.. :rolleyes:
hobbes
12-04-2003, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by kAb@4 December 2003 - 05:25
referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

you are a rabbit.. :rolleyes:
THE rabbit
clocker
12-04-2003, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@3 December 2003 - 21:03


As for a bathroom, we poop into to limitlessness of human imagination!


Thank you for the invite.

I admit I was at first retiscent, but the pooping arrangement appeals.
hobbes
12-04-2003, 04:41 AM
Originally posted by clocker+4 December 2003 - 05:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 4 December 2003 - 05:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@3 December 2003 - 21:03


As for a bathroom, we poop into to limitlessness of human imagination&#33;


Thank you for the invite.

I admit I was at first retiscent, but the pooping arrangement appeals.[/b][/quote]
Wait until you hear about the "burying" clause.

You just can&#39;t find those bodies after they tumble into the bowels of human imagination.
clocker
12-04-2003, 05:16 AM
How does Sandra Bullock fit into all of this wonderfulness?
hobbes
12-04-2003, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by clocker@4 December 2003 - 06:16
How does Sandra Bullock fit into all of this wonderfulness?
If I can convince her to travel with me, we may all find out&#33;

I call top, btw&#33;
clocker
12-04-2003, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@3 December 2003 - 22:19


I call top, btw&#33;
The gentlemanly thing (even for a rabbit) to do would be let Sandra decide, don&#39;t you think?

Although I would be willing to settle.
j2k4
12-04-2003, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by clocker+4 December 2003 - 00:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 4 December 2003 - 00:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@3 December 2003 - 21:03


As for a bathroom, we poop into to limitlessness of human imagination&#33;


Thank you for the invite.

I admit I was at first retiscent, but the pooping arrangement appeals.[/b][/quote]
Nothing like a good, comfy poop.

With Sandra to accompany?

Heaven&#33; :rolleyes:
clocker
12-04-2003, 06:26 AM
I hadn&#39;t really thought about it like that...
j2k4
12-04-2003, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by clocker@4 December 2003 - 02:26
I hadn&#39;t really thought about it like that...
You have to think like a lagomorph, Clocker. :)
clocker
12-04-2003, 06:37 AM
Give me some time.

I&#39;m new at this.
j2k4
12-04-2003, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by clocker@4 December 2003 - 02:37
Give me some time.

I&#39;m new at this.
That&#39;s why hobbes lives in the hat:

It&#39;s easier to get in touch with your "inner rabbit" when he&#39;s no more than, um....paw&#39;s length from you. :)
Snee
12-04-2003, 09:50 AM
Yes, but surely he gets out to eat. :unsure:

Don&#39;t poop where you eat&#33; :(

It&#39;s unsanitary&#33; :o :)

(My imagination lives in my hat :unsure: )
Yogi
12-04-2003, 10:44 AM
Hobbes, be glad you at least have a hat to live in........

Think of all the poor Rabbits with no hat at all.... ;)



Yogs :rolleyes:
clocker
12-04-2003, 02:24 PM
Hobbes, I must regretfully decline your offer to join you as the rabbit in the hat.

Life takes such unexpected turns sometimes.

As we all know, this forum, being the state of the art facility that it is,attracts a worldwide audience, and last night, after reading of my desire to change positions, I was contacted by a gentleman with a proposition.
Apparently he is a MAJOR PLAYER in the Tijuana film industry.
I have been offered the lead donkey role in a MAJOR Tijuana film production&#33;

I will be working with a BIG STAR named Sandy Buttocks (I think this could actually be you-know-who working under a stage name ;) )&#33;
She is said to be world famous for her performances in these films and apparently knows how to "bring out the animal" in both donkeys and, oddly enough, German Shepards.

The opportunity to debut with such a MAJOR STAR in such a GRAND PRODUCTION was just too tempting.

So, thanks for the offer and via con Dios, mi amigo.
I&#39;ll let you know when and where the WORLD PREMIERE will be.
hobbes
12-04-2003, 03:14 PM
I wish my mom wouldn&#39;t put me to bed so early, I miss all the good stuff&#33; :angry:
clocker
12-04-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by hobbes@4 December 2003 - 08:14
I wish my mom wouldn&#39;t put me to bed so early, I miss all the good stuff&#33; :angry:
Between that and the Thorazine you must miss a lot...
j2k4
12-04-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by clocker@4 December 2003 - 10:24
I will be working with a BIG STAR named Sandy Buttocks (I think this could actually be you-know-who working under a stage name ;) )&#33;
She is said to be world famous for her performances in these films and apparently knows how to "bring out the animal" in both donkeys and, oddly enough, German Shepards.


Zoot Alors, Clocker&#33;&#33;

Could it be?

Have you found........






















Anna&#33;AnnaMiller??&#33;&#33;?
chalice
12-04-2003, 04:17 PM
Hobbes, Oh Hobbes, your viewpoint bobs
On verbal tides thru&#39; hatchet-jobs
And papercuts from listless snobs
Who haven&#39;t learned to curb our gobs,
We Betray ourselves as fluent slobs.
We beseech thee nigh, Oh heed our sobs
Grant us stilts to smash your lobs.
Within thee yankee wisdom throbs.
j2k4
12-04-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by chalice@4 December 2003 - 12:17
Hobbes, Oh Hobbes, your viewpoint bobs
On verbal tides thru&#39; hatchet-jobs
And papercuts from listless snobs
Who haven&#39;t learned to curb our gobs,
We Betray ourselves as fluent slobs.
We beseech thee nigh, Oh heed our sobs
Grant us stilts to smash your lobs.
Within thee yankee wisdom throbs.
Oh-

HUZZAH&#33;&#33;

WELL DONE, CHALICE&#33;&#33;

ENCORE&#33;&#33;

ENCORE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
chalice
12-04-2003, 04:28 PM
To pen an ode to mighty Hobbes..
I was inspired. It was no probs.
j2k4
12-04-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by chalice@4 December 2003 - 12:28
To pen an ode to mighty Hobbes..
I was inspired. It was no probs.
;) :D :P :)
hobbes
12-04-2003, 07:56 PM
By Chalice:

Hobbes, Oh Hobbes, your viewpoint bobs
On verbal tides thru&#39; hatchet-jobs
And papercuts from listless snobs
Who haven&#39;t learned to curb our gobs,
We Betray ourselves as fluent slobs.
We beseech thee nigh, Oh heed our sobs
Grant us stilts to smash your lobs.
Within thee yankee wisdom throbs.


When internet archeologists discover this forum millions of years from now in the lower sediment of a derelict server, they will see Chalice&#39;s ode to a mysterious Hobbes.

I will be thought to have been an Internet God.

Thanks Chalice, I am immortalized&#33; Strong work&#33;


I&#39;m just not sure I want my lobs smashed :lol: