Is There Any Thing Better Than Sex?

[zhelynd]

well well well, if you know of any thing, tell me about it!!!

[hobbes]

Originally posted by zhelynd@4 December 2003 - 05:22
well well well, if you know of any thing, tell me about it!!!
Sex

Probably the greatest disappointment in my life.

I can do the job much better, myself.

[MediaSlayer]

finding money someone dropped on the ground is better than sex. i never found a $100 before but i found a $20 before

[kAb]

Originally posted by hobbes+3 December 2003 - 21:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 3 December 2003 - 21:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-zhelynd@4 December 2003 - 05:22
well well well, if you know of any thing, tell me about it&#33;&#33;&#33;
Sex

Probably the greatest disappointment in my life.

I can do the job much better, myself. [/b][/quote]
olololololol :lol:


hobbes you truly are unique.

[balamm]

A really good bowel movement.


http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys2/blowup.gif

[dingoBaby]

balamm&#39;s avatar.

[Evil Gemini]

Eating ten packets of KFC chips and 45 Mc donalds cheese burgers at once :rolleyes:

Oh and pepsi and coke mixed in one drink and feta cheese :rolleyes:

[ibelledthecat]

what is better than actually having sex is the feeling that you may have it and you go fully prepared for it.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by ibelledthecat@4 December 2003 - 06:15
what is better than actually having sex is the feeling that you may have it and you go fully prepared for it.
Not bad, ah, the anticipation&#33;

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by ibelledthecat@4 December 2003 - 06:15
what is better than actually having sex is the feeling that you may have it and you go fully prepared for it.
WTF still doesnt beat stuffing your mouth with KFC chips and Mc donalds cheese burgers :rolleyes:

[ibelledthecat]

mcdonalds cheese is plasticine in nature.expecting sex is still better.

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:D Finding a Set of Albums you have been looking for online and they are all in 192 Bitrate or higher.

Walking into a used Music Store and finding some Music you grew up Listening too and it is only a few Dollars. :D


FC B)

[balamm]

expecting sex and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 01:27
expecting sex&nbsp; and expecting that it will be better than a bowel movement, is very sad.
I think your expectations have been built up unrealistically high.
Ah, but Balaam, if I remember correctly:

You are, at the moment, what your fellow men would call a recently tortured soul.

And, yes-one does gain an appreciation for a good shit, especially during a period of abstinance, when physical sensations are somewhat deadened; it&#39;s the perception of "out with the bad" that appeals.

Worry not-should you find yourself on the way to sensory recovery, the satisfaction of a good dump will never desert you.

Just take care you don&#39;t develop hemorrhoids. ;)

[balamm]

Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I&#39;d still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex&#39;s :lol:

I&#39;ve discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.


Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...

Sex? what&#39;s that? :blink:

[brotherdoobie]

No.

Peace brotherdoobie

[Yogi]

Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogs

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@4 December 2003 - 05:50
Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogs
:D Ohhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD. :D

[Yogi]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+4 December 2003 - 13:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN &#064; 4 December 2003 - 13:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@4 December 2003 - 05:50
Does a good long wet blowjob count as sex??? :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Yogs
:D Ohhhh yeah.45 Minutes of slow head while listening to a new CD. :D[/b][/quote]
Mmmm....

Sound like a good title for a song&#33;&#33;&#33; Or a band.....

SlowHead.

What music???

Yogs-GettingItAllmostEveryNight.......

[j2k4]

Originally posted by balamm@4 December 2003 - 04:36
Well, thanks for that j2k4 but I think I&#39;d still preffer hemorrhoids to any of my ex&#39;s :lol:

I&#39;ve discovered that a(n insincere) promise to provide for a woman will get you farther than actually delivering on that promise.


Having been through it 3 times now, I can safely say...

Sex? what&#39;s that? :blink:
Understood. ;)

I&#39;ll pray for you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[backlash]

p2p, baby&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

lol..well, it might not be better than sex, but it&#39;s a close second. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ooo tricky.........dropping in on a 10 foot wave in serious conditions comes pretty close B)

Depends who the sex is with too ;) :D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 December 2003 - 11:51
Depends who the sex is with too ;) :D

Well... you&#39;ve just hit the nail on the head there Jonno :)

If it&#39;s incredible, mind blowing, passionate sex with someone you love, then there is nothing better in the world. :wub:

If you&#39;re lying there, staring at the ceiling and trying to decide what colour you should paint it then there&#39;s lots of things better. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 17:17


If you&#39;re lying there, staring at the ceiling and trying to decide what colour you should paint it then there&#39;s lots of things better. ;)
:lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol:

Thats where the girls can really hurt a man............Have you started yet dear :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 17:17
If you&#39;re lying there, staring at the ceiling and trying to decide what colour you should paint it then there&#39;s lots of things better. ;)
Like painting the ceiling? lol ;)

I can&#39;t answer this Q, it&#39;s not fair, why not make your next one "Is there anything you want more than to have sex?" lol :P

Sniper. (Who&#39;s answer would be "NO" lol ;) :P )

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 17:17


If it&#39;s incredible, mind blowing, passionate sex with someone you love, then there is nothing better in the world. :wub:


Oh yeah, have to agree with that too :wub:

the fire that burns inside with that explotion of orgasm........one after another and again, if it&#39;s right it never has to end :)

til you get hungry :D

Jonno B)

[j2k4]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 13:17
If you&#39;re lying there, staring at the ceiling and trying to decide what colour you should paint it then there&#39;s lots of things better. ;)
However:

If a man has somehow inspired the woman to recreate the Sistine Chapel on the ceiling in question, he could be said to have done his job, yes?

I have several beautiful murals on mine, and a break-down scaffold leaning against the wall.... B)

[Snee]

<_< P ah, now you&#39;re bragging :lol:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+4 December 2003 - 12:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 4 December 2003 - 12:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 17:17


If you&#39;re lying there, staring at the ceiling and trying to decide what colour you should paint it then there&#39;s lots of things better. ;)
:lol: :lol: LMAO :lol: :lol:

Thats where the girls can really hurt a man............Have you started yet dear :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Actually, it&#39;s more like "Are you done yet dear?"

@j2 - well that would be classed in the first category. ;) I was talking more about those times where you yawn and turn it into a moan and hope your partner didn&#39;t catch it. :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 19:37
"Are you done yet dear?"


Not yet, may I continue :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+4 December 2003 - 17:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 4 December 2003 - 17:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 19:37
"Are you done yet dear?"


Not yet, may I continue :P :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I wasn&#39;t speaking of you in particular Jonno. It was a generalization. But if you insist, please continue ;) I&#39;ll just be filing my nails. :P

[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 17:19
I&#39;ll just be filing my nails. :P
Sharpening them?

[jetje]

Well if there is anything better as sex......

i think i keep sex as a side project :lol:

[ZeroTolerance]

:angry: :rolleyes: GOOD MOVIE WITH YOUR FAVORITE FOOD.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 December 2003 - 22:19

I wasn&#39;t speaking of you in particular Jonno. It was a generalization. But if you insist, please continue ;) I&#39;ll just be filing my nails. :P
Why thankyou..........I&#39;ll continue............could you pass me the newspaper please :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 December 2003 - 19:24
Why thankyou..........I&#39;ll continue............could you pass me the newspaper please :P :lol: :lol:

As long as you read it right side up this time... hehehe :P :D

[Keikan]

Whats better than sex? A really good/strong high :)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by Keikan@4 December 2003 - 20:00
Whats better than sex? A really good/strong high :)
Nah... not even remotely - good sex is a natural high, better than any drugs could produce.

[Keikan]

Ya sex is better than drugs but it&#39;s harder to get than drugs :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD+5 December 2003 - 00:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 5 December 2003 - 00:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@4 December 2003 - 19:24
Why thankyou..........I&#39;ll continue............could you pass me the newspaper please :P&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

As long as you read it right side up this time... hehehe :P :D [/b][/quote]
*applause* Very impressive come back :) Except that was a tv mag :P

And I have to agree.......no drug is as good as good sex, when was the last time you threw up making love? :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[zhelynd]

Originally posted by Keikan@5 December 2003 - 02:03
Ya sex is better than drugs but it&#39;s harder to get than drugs :P
not that hard if you look like Britney or Justin

[Keikan]

Originally posted by zhelynd+4 December 2003 - 21:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (zhelynd @ 4 December 2003 - 21:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@5 December 2003 - 02:03
Ya sex is better than drugs but it&#39;s harder to get than drugs :P
not that hard if you look like Britney or Justin [/b][/quote]
<_<

[ibelledthecat]

Originally posted by zhelynd+5 December 2003 - 04:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (zhelynd @ 5 December 2003 - 04:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@5 December 2003 - 02:03
Ya sex is better than drugs but it&#39;s harder to get than drugs :P
not that hard if you look like Britney or Justin [/b][/quote]
do you know that it came in the papers that britney has more hate sites to her name than saddam hussein. :o :o

[Yogi]

Originally posted by NikkiD+5 December 2003 - 03:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 5 December 2003 - 03:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@4 December 2003 - 20:00
Whats better than sex? A really good/strong high :)
Nah... not even remotely - good sex is a natural high, better than any drugs could produce. [/b][/quote]
Ever tried sex on MDMA(xtc)??

Double high.........

Tooo good to be true; it&#39;s paradise, especially if you do it with the love of your

life.....

Triple high.......

HighYogi

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by SensualGardening+5 December 2003 - 12:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualGardening @ 5 December 2003 - 12:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by NikkiD@5 December 2003 - 03:02
<!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@4 December 2003 - 20:00
Whats better than sex? A really good/strong high :)
Nah... not even remotely - good sex is a natural high, better than any drugs could produce.
Ever tried sex on MDMA(xtc)??

Double high.........

Tooo good to be true; it&#39;s paradise, especially if you do it with the love of your

life.....

Triple high.......

HighYogi [/b][/quote]
Yes - and I&#39;d never do it again - sorry rehab wasn&#39;t fun :(

I still smoke weed, usually for migraines, but that&#39;s it these days. I rarely drink anymore either.

I&#39;ve learned that chemical highs aren&#39;t worth the dangers that they present or the heartache they can cause.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by NikkiD+5 December 2003 - 21:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 5 December 2003 - 21:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualGardening@5 December 2003 - 12:42

Originally posted by NikkiD@5 December 2003 - 03:02
<!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@4 December 2003 - 20:00
Whats better than sex? A really good/strong high :)
Nah... not even remotely - good sex is a natural high, better than any drugs could produce.
Ever tried sex on MDMA(xtc)??

Double high.........

Tooo good to be true; it&#39;s paradise, especially if you do it with the love of your

life.....

Triple high.......

HighYogi
Yes - and I&#39;d never do it again - sorry rehab wasn&#39;t fun :(

I still smoke weed, usually for migraines, but that&#39;s it these days. I rarely drink anymore either.

I&#39;ve learned that chemical highs aren&#39;t worth the dangers that they present or the heartache they can cause. [/b][/quote]
Rehab??

So i presume you did it more than once........

Yogi

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@5 December 2003 - 15:13
Rehab??

So i presume you did it more than once........

Yogi
You would assume correctly ;)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by NikkiD+5 December 2003 - 22:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 5 December 2003 - 22:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@5 December 2003 - 15:13
Rehab??

So i presume you did it more than once........

Yogi
You would assume correctly ;) [/b][/quote]
Shame it went wrong.

Thumbs up for beating the sucker&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yogs-Who&#39;sDoneHisFairShareOfColdTurkey