Funny Sayings, Come Backs!

[mancheeba]

Here's one from the vault.....

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would've dropped my guts"


gets me everytime...

[bujub22]

my cuz said this to a girl he's a real a hole

just got done boning a girl and tells her your pussy means shit to me!

[baccyman]

just because you have got hair around your mouth like a c**t you don't have to talk like one :D :D :D

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by baccy_man@10 December 2003 - 17:38
just because you have got hair around your mouth like a c**t you don't have to talk like one :D :D :D
Thats nasty :o :lol:

i was watching this show about bad drivers and this cop pulled this guy over and when they got close to him he said to the camera guy

"get that camera out of my face before i shove it up your ring hole"

:lol: :lol:

[baccyman]

i can stand kids but i can't stand cheeky kids :P :D

[baccyman]

nobody else got any come back replys

[imported_holte_-_ender]

Someone cheeks your mom... ie. Your moms a fat Biatch !!

Just laff and dont say nuffin.. then just slyly turn round and say... Yo! if i wanted my comeback id wipe it off your moms chin.

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Someone cheeks ur mom.. Ie.. You moms an ugly whore.

Turn round and say.. "I aint got a mom, me and my dad share yours"


Enjoy,

Holte :ph34r:

[Evil Gemini]

Some one pisses you of and you say

"Kiss my ass"

then if they say

"your ass is so big it will take all day"

then you can say

"well you better get started"

[Pitbul]

this ones kinda old but if someone starts sayin yo mama jokes to you. say "get off the yo mama jokes and i'll get off yours"

[Evil Gemini]

Or you can run around them with your fingers in your ears yelling

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

[uNz[i]]

Another oldie...

Just ask

Is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?

[baccyman]

how can someone with one head be so ugly

[bujub22]

someone disagree with you
u say BITCH I LIVE THIS SHIT

[james_bond_rulez]

if u wanna call somebody fat but afraid to hurt his/her feelings, send him/her coupons of discount tire rotation services :lol:

[DarkReality]

Originally posted by uNz[i]@14 December 2003 - 01:22
Another oldie...

Just ask

Is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Sorry, but it's "Is that your head, or did your neck throw up?"

Old favorite.

My mother (of all people) will say "Stay down" if you can't think of anything, and sometimes if you try and pull something late, she'll cut you off saying "Crawl away." It's pretty good.

My brother made one of the best burns I've heard in a long time. My mother told him "I've been smoking ever since before you were thought of," to which he replied, "Yeah, well I'll be smoking long after you're forgotten."

[Arm]

Some evil bitch: "Have you ever kissed a girl before?" :unsure:

Armus Aran o:): "No :(, have you!?" :blink: