I Just Had A Chicken Curry

[Spider_dude]

i am gonna describe a situation, you let me know if i was morally corrupt.

i was out last night and after several sambucas, i headed home, i wasn&#39;t in the nest mood, but i&#39;d rather not explain why. anyhow, i went to the local 24 hour shop which is my usual haunt when drunk. i usually buy a sandwich and some skips or monster munch<---pickled onion flavour. there was a chinese guy in front of me in the queue, who was attempting to buy chicken curry by switch. the girl behind the counter told him it had to be over £4 for him to use it. he didn&#39;t say anything so she put the curry to the side. he just stood there looking at her and the counter. when it was my turn to get served i got all my stuff in a bag and then siad to the bird, "i&#39;ll have that chicken curry also" which i had no intention of eating. i then had 2 options. i could either give the guy the chicken curry, or go outside with it and throw it away. i choose the hidden third option which was to take the curry home and eat it this morning. when i woke up i felt weird that i had been so evil. so i am asking you am i morally corrupt. maybe a poll would be nicely added by a mod.

[Aaron_T]

i dont think so its only a curry :blink:

[Spider_dude]

thanks azz i was considering doing bad things to myself there. also the curry was fuckign ace.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@22 December 2003 - 17:18
thanks azz i was considering doing bad things to myself there. also the curry was fuckign ace.
he will have probably went hom and had a chinese :lol:

[Samurai]

i&#39;m just thinking of the chicken... he would have felt bad no one wanted to eat him :D i say you done well

[3rd gen noob]

i&#39;d have given it to the chinese guy in the queue :)

one day, you could be left with no change...

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@22 December 2003 - 09:41
i&#39;d have given it to the chinese guy in the queue :)
i agree :)
(not saying your an ass or anything spider, not at all,
its just that i&#39;ve a different outlook on life after a few hard times myself)

[Snee]

It was a bit wicked, I have to say.

But Hey, onna&#39; scale from one to ten, one being rather nice, an&#39; ten being abhorrent, that&#39;s just a lame three or four, if you&#39;d have flipped some old lady over or killed the guy for it, then we&#39;d be talking evil. :)

EDit: five or six? :blink: , don&#39;t mind me I&#39;m talking rubbish, for it to be a five you&#39;d have needed to go "mmmm" and smiling at the guy all the way outa&#39; the store. :)

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by FKDUP74+22 December 2003 - 17:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FKDUP74 @ 22 December 2003 - 17:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@22 December 2003 - 09:41
i&#39;d have given it to the chinese guy in the queue&nbsp; :)
i agree :)
(not saying your an ass or anything spider, not at all,
its just that i&#39;ve a different outlook on life after a few hard times myself) [/b][/quote]
why the hell should he have given the man his curry, he purchased it fair and square would the man have done the same for him I THINK NOT&#33;&#33;&#33;

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Azzz@22 December 2003 - 16:56
why the hell should he have given the man his curry, he purchased it fair and square would the man have done the same for him I THINK NOT&#33;&#33;&#33;
where&#39;s the christmas spirit? :)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by SnnY@22 December 2003 - 17:55
EDit: five or six? :blink: , don&#39;t mind me I&#39;m talking rubbish, for it to be a five you&#39;d have needed to go "mmmm" and smiling at the guy all the way outa&#39; the store. :)
mmmmm, i like it, i may have to try that next time. would it be a seven then if i had say called his bruce lee?


edit: i must make it clear i didn&#39;t call him bruce lee.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+22 December 2003 - 18:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 22 December 2003 - 18:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@22 December 2003 - 16:56
why the hell should he have given the man his curry, he purchased it fair and square would the man have done the same for him I THINK NOT&#33;&#33;&#33;
where&#39;s the christmas spirit? :) [/b][/quote]
In the drinks cabinet

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@22 December 2003 - 10:08
mmmmm, i like it, i may have to try that next time. would it be a seven then if i had say called his bruce lee?
i take it back, you just may be an ass :unsure: ......... :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Azzz@22 December 2003 - 17:11
In the drinks cabinet
mmmm (http://www.drambuie.com) :)

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+22 December 2003 - 18:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 22 December 2003 - 18:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@22 December 2003 - 17:11
In the drinks cabinet
mmmm (http://www.drambuie.com) :) [/b][/quote]
yum, yum drambiue :lol:

[camille]

Last I ate that stuff, I went to the toilet several times. :P

[Spider_dude]

i have been a few times but because of the drink.

[J'Pol]

You are the lowest of the low, a true blight on society.

Buying carry out food from an all night grocerer. There must have been a microwave involved. :x :eat:

[camille]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@23 December 2003 - 01:21
i have been a few times but because of the drink.
Well that&#39;s common. :)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by camille+22 December 2003 - 19:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (camille @ 22 December 2003 - 19:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@23 December 2003 - 01:21
i have been a few times but because of the drink.
Well that&#39;s common. :) [/b][/quote]
Who are you - The Queen of Feckin Sheba.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@22 December 2003 - 14:43
You are the lowest of the low, a true blight on society.

Buying carry out food from an all night grocerer. There must have been a microwave involved.&nbsp; :x&nbsp; :eat:
Use of a microwave during the commission of a sin usually qualifies as an offense worthy of a lightning-strike.

As you are alive to tend this post, I think you are in the clear, however, had the entree in question been Peking Duck, this thread would only exist in the ether of your soul, Spider.

Please correct me if I am wrong J&#39;Pol.

:)

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by Azzz@22 December 2003 - 09:56
would the man have done the same for him I THINK NOT&#33;&#33;&#33;
thats not a known fact, the dude mighta given him the shirt off his back,
you just never know :)

[Spider_dude]

not in the state he was, as i was leaving the shop the girl behind the counter said to him "can i help you?" and he was that drunk he didn&#39;t say anything just walked outside and stagered down the road.

[the_faceman]

I think spider did the right thing. The chinese guy should&#39;ve bought a bottle of juice, or some crisps, or bloody whatever to take the value of the order over £4.

It&#39;s his own fault. and if he had less than £4 in his account he shouldn&#39;t be buying a curry anyways. he should be on 20p Chicken Noodles from Kwik-Save.

[fkdup74]

well, just offering a different perspective :)

:lol: and keeping up on this thread lets me have a look at that
freakin cat in your sig........hilarious :lol:

[Spider_dude]

exactly i used switch, partly the reason for me buying "his" curry was so he would leave the shop cos he was freaking the girl at the counter out and partly cos i was being evil.

what i bought last night

chicken curry
chicken and mushroom slice
2 packs of skips
2 packs of mccoys cheddar and onion crisps
1 bottle of oasis
1 bottle of irn bru
1 cheese string
1 chcolate muffin
2 dairy milk bars (shortcake biscuit variety)
a salmon and cuecumber sandwich <--eaten in the taxi home

i still have most of the list left. it will do me all week.

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by the_faceman@22 December 2003 - 11:00
I think spider did the right thing. The chinese guy should&#39;ve bought a bottle of juice, or some crisps, or bloody whatever to take the value of the order over £4.

It&#39;s his own fault. and if he had less than £4 in his account he shouldn&#39;t be buying a curry anyways. he should be on 20p Chicken Noodles from Kwik-Save.
good point, but isnt it human nature to always want what we cant afford?
yeah, i know, thats no excuse :P

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@22 December 2003 - 11:04
chicken curry
chicken and mushroom slice
2 packs of skips
2 packs of mccoys cheddar and onion crisps
1 bottle of oasis
1 bottle of irn bru
1 cheese string
1 chcolate muffin
2 dairy milk bars (shortcake biscuit variety)
a salmon and cuecumber sandwich <--eaten in the taxi home


:lol: that might last me a day&#33; :lol:

[camille]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@23 December 2003 - 01:46
Who are you - The Queen of Feckin Sheba.
Oh, not at all&#33; :)

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by FKDUP74+22 December 2003 - 19:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FKDUP74 @ 22 December 2003 - 19:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@22 December 2003 - 11:04
chicken curry
chicken and mushroom slice
2 packs of skips
2 packs of mccoys cheddar and onion crisps
1 bottle of oasis
1 bottle of irn bru
1 cheese string
1 chcolate muffin
2 dairy milk bars (shortcake biscuit variety)
a salmon and cuecumber sandwich <--eaten in the taxi home


:lol: that might last me a day&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
25 minutes :lol:

[fkdup74]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by j2k4+22 December 2003 - 19:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 22 December 2003 - 19:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@22 December 2003 - 14:43
You are the lowest of the low, a true blight on society.

Buying carry out food from an all night grocerer. There must have been a microwave involved. :x :eat:
Use of a microwave during the commission of a sin usually qualifies as an offense worthy of a lightning-strike.

As you are alive to tend this post, I think you are in the clear, however, had the entree in question been Peking Duck, this thread would only exist in the ether of your soul, Spider.

Please correct me if I am wrong J&#39;Pol.

:) [/b][/quote]
Indeed you are correct sir.

Use of the microwave requires swift punishment indeed.

If the Lord has chosen to let it slide, who are we to judge.

Spider, the verdict is in, you are in the clear.

Onwards and upwards.

[Gemby!]

DAMMIT - you bought it so its your food &#33;&#33;&#33;

[hobbes]

You fucked up SpiderDude and you know. You have committed the commonest of all sins.

You displaced your anger about someone or something (whatever you were mad about) on the Chinese guy. He probably then took the anger you gave him and kicked his dog.

You knew what would have been right, that is why you posted the thread, for absolution.

Your curry all right, you bought it. But you know why you bought it and you know why you took momentary satisfaction in not giving to the Chinese guy.

Certainly you pissed on the spirit of the season.

I, we all, have done this. I can&#39;t tell you how many times I arrive at work totally cranky because some idiot driver not only cut me off, but had no clue that he did so. I have to really concentrate on not lashing out at my secretary until I can defuse myself.

So many husbands take their anger home with them from work and unleash it on their families.

Human ego is so fragile. Propagating the negative is a downhill battle, propagating the postive is an uphill one.

Why don&#39;t you go out and do something "good", I think that is what you want to do anyway.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by hobbes@22 December 2003 - 23:30

I, we all, have done this.&nbsp;
I can assure you I have never bought a late night chicken curry from under the nose of an innebriated Chinaman. In a grocerer&#39;s shop or otherwise.

I seriously doubt if you have either. You are just trying to make yourself look big, by riding on Spider&#39;s coat-tails. Get you own life.

[Gemby!]

i dont like curry either

and im also too broke to afford his meal to buy it anyway &#33; :lol:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+22 December 2003 - 23:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 22 December 2003 - 23:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@22 December 2003 - 23:30

I, we all, have done this.
I can assure you I have never bought a late night chicken curry from under the nose of an innebriated Chinaman. In a grocerer&#39;s shop or otherwise.

I seriously doubt if you have either. You are just trying to make yourself look big, by riding on Spider&#39;s coat-tails. Get you own life. [/b][/quote]
To be honest, I WAS that hungry Chinaman.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by hobbes+22 December 2003 - 23:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 22 December 2003 - 23:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@22 December 2003 - 23:35
<!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@22 December 2003 - 23:30

I, we all, have done this.
I can assure you I have never bought a late night chicken curry from under the nose of an innebriated Chinaman. In a grocerer&#39;s shop or otherwise.

I seriously doubt if you have either. You are just trying to make yourself look big, by riding on Spider&#39;s coat-tails. Get you own life.
To be honest, I WAS that hungry Chinaman. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Haven&#39;t we all been that hungry Chinaman - in a funny sort of way.

[Gemby!]

well if i was from china - and a man then yes ..i have been that hungry chinaman &#33;

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@22 December 2003 - 23:41
well if i was from china - and a man then yes ..i have been that hungry chinaman &#33;
It&#39;s obviously in a funny sort of way for you.

[Gemby!]

oo i had stirfry on sunday - does that count as being a hungry chinaman ?

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+22 December 2003 - 22:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 22 December 2003 - 22:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@22 December 2003 - 23:41
well if i was from china - and a man then yes ..i have been that hungry chinaman &#33;
It&#39;s obviously in a funny sort of way for you. [/b][/quote]
a funny transvestite sort of way.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+22 December 2003 - 23:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 22 December 2003 - 23:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@22 December 2003 - 22:44
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@22 December 2003 - 23:41
well if i was from china - and a man then yes ..i have been that hungry chinaman &#33;
It&#39;s obviously in a funny sort of way for you.
a funny transvestite sort of way. [/b][/quote]
Eddie Gizzard :blink:

[Gemby!]

:lol: :blink: :angry:

oi your on about me here &#33;

[Spider_dude]

anyone remember this, not my best moment

[maebach]

:lol: this is a very old thread, have you met the chinese guy since 2003?

[Spider_dude]

nope not met him since, and thank fuck for that he'd probably kick my ass

[S!X]

Chicken Curry = Desi. :no:

[Blythorama]

Chicken Curry = Desi. :no:


What is Desi? :blink:

[S!X]

Chicken Curry = Desi. :no:


What is Desi? :blink:

Check out the "Brown People!!!!!!!!!" off topic poll :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

Chicken Curry = Desi. :no:


What is Desi? :blink:

http://www.the-mayflower.com/shows/2005/DES05.jpg

:unsure:

[Blythorama]

What is Desi? :blink:

Check out the "Brown People!!!!!!!!!" off topic poll :dabs:


There are some serious fucking arseholes in this place. :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Aaron_T]

:ermm:

[S!X]

There are some serious fucking arseholes in this place. :angry: :angry: :angry:

Lmao. :hooray:

[Spider_dude]

you are a total fucking dick head linkin park, pretty much like the band, who are fucking shit.

[Mr. Mulder]

pssss, what do you call a black man who flys a plane? :shifty:









































A PILOT YOU FUCKING RACIST!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

FUCKING NAZI BASTARD YOU ARE! :angry: :angry: :angry:

[maebach]

:lol: :lol: