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Evil Gemini
12-23-2003, 02:15 AM
For me, i would probably love to know how to play musical instruments, freestyle rapping and know how to program.

The best one would be freestyle rapping because i would love to be just cruising around in my car and record myslef (like sleek the elite of Fat Pizza) :D

Second best would be to know how to program because i have alot of ideas but i cant be arsed to learn it :P

Knowing how to play musical instruments would be cool too because who wouldnt ?

Rappy
12-23-2003, 02:17 AM
mabe to be a doctor or lawyer 1 i wanna make some cash money 2 you help people 3 i don't like the famous life

bujub22
12-23-2003, 02:22 AM
kung fu <_< o wait took that for 7 yrs know alittle but need more :D be like neo :D

Aaron_T
12-23-2003, 02:24 AM
i would love to learn how to be perfect wit the ladies that would be quite useful

Lilmiss
12-23-2003, 02:27 AM
To be more assertive and happier with myself.


also, to play guitar. :)

Rappy
12-23-2003, 02:36 AM
yea mabe i should learn to feel better about myself

fkdup74
12-23-2003, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss@22 December 2003 - 18:27
also, to play guitar. :) [/color]
ahhh, a girl after my own heart :D
yeah, if i could learn the guitar, that would do it for me B)

Rappy
12-23-2003, 03:03 AM
lol remember 1 thing :P

sparsely
12-23-2003, 03:10 AM
the pattern that everything follows.

it is all an illusion.

it is all on tape.

abu_has_the_power
12-23-2003, 03:13 AM
i wish i can learn how to fly.

pusher
12-23-2003, 03:23 AM
I would like to learn several different foreign languages including, but not limited to, Macedonian, French, German, Japanese, Latin and Greek. I would also like to learn all the rules and limitations of grammar.

sparsely
12-23-2003, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@23 December 2003 - 02:13
i wish i can learn how to fly.
it&#39;s quite simple.

throw yourself at the ground, and miss.

Cheese
12-23-2003, 03:51 AM
self control or, if not that, how to pick winning lottery numbers...

Rappy
12-23-2003, 03:52 AM
well i think lets keep it to something that a human is capable to learn

Cheese
12-23-2003, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by RapFan@23 December 2003 - 02:52
well i think lets keep it to something that a human is capable to learn
you&#39;re right this is never gonna happen:



i would love to learn how to be perfect wit the ladies that would be quite useful

Evil Gemini
12-23-2003, 04:17 AM
i would love to learn how to be perfect wit the ladies that would be quite useful

Shit yeah&#33;

Or to have the guts to rob one of those security vans.

I was at the shops about half an hour ago and their was one of those vans and i couldnt keep away from it and the guard was starring at me :ph34r:

This is no joke.

when i get near one i just think about how much moeny is in one of them and i go all funny.

I need a team :ph34r:

Shit i need to get these thought out of my head or ill end up being shot by the punk as security guard :lol:

h121589
12-23-2003, 04:25 AM
i would love 2 b smart

Busyman
12-23-2003, 04:38 AM
Law

DWk
12-23-2003, 05:17 AM
to learn how to bring the riaa down.....as well as the mpaa, bsa, and the rest of "copyright" companies :rolleyes:

protak
12-23-2003, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by Azzz@22 December 2003 - 21:24
i would love to learn how to be perfect wit the ladies that would be quite useful
O.K. The lesson&#39;s are &#036;250.00 an hour, when would you like to begin? :angry:

protak
12-23-2003, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by h121589@22 December 2003 - 23:25
i would love 2 b smart

i would love 2 b smart

Start with a capital=I
would love=is o.k.
2=to
b=be
smart=is o.k.

Busyman
12-23-2003, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by protak+23 December 2003 - 05:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (protak @ 23 December 2003 - 05:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@22 December 2003 - 21:24
i would love to learn how to be perfect wit the ladies that would be quite useful
O.K. The lesson&#39;s are &#036;250.00 an hour, when would you like to begin? :angry: [/b][/quote]
Nice try be we are talking instantly. :lol: :lol:

kAb
12-23-2003, 05:32 AM
i&#39;d like to instantly learn c++, I dont have enough time, i can only learn a little bit each day, and i get bored and drift off doing other things instead.

Rip The Jacker
12-23-2003, 05:39 AM
Originally posted by protak+22 December 2003 - 21:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (protak @ 22 December 2003 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-h121589@22 December 2003 - 23:25
i would love 2 b smart

Start with a capital=I
would love=is o.k.
2=to
b=be
smart=is o.k. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

thisiswhoweare
12-23-2003, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by kAb@23 December 2003 - 04:32
i&#39;d like to instantly learn c++, I dont have enough time, i can only learn a little bit each day, and i get bored and drift off doing other things instead.
:( me too. But i need to do it for my uni course

Evil Gemini
12-23-2003, 06:12 AM
Only if you could download stuff into your brain like on the matrix :(

Rock Tonic Juice Magic
12-23-2003, 06:56 AM
to play the sax beter

RGX
12-23-2003, 11:09 AM
Theres this video on kazaa of a guy out there that can do neo moves, capoerica I think its called, huge flips, run up walls, it looks fantastic, he just flips and spins for hours and his spin kicks are incredible, i wish I could learn how to move like that

100%
12-23-2003, 11:36 AM
ARABIC
رحب صاحب السمو الشيخ زايد بن سلطان آل نهيان رئيس الدولة حفظه الله باخوانه قادة دول مجلس التعاون لدول الخليج العربية فى دورة الانعقاد الخامسة والعشرين للمجلس الأعلى للاتحاد التى ستستضيفها الامارات بدعوة من صاحب السمو رئيس الدولة

hooked
12-23-2003, 11:48 AM
to be able to give yrself a blowjob would be a nice feature :o

Evil Gemini
12-23-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by hooked@23 December 2003 - 12:48
to be able to give yrself a blowjob would be a nice feature :o
:lol: :lol:

Infested Cats
12-23-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Sparsely+22 December 2003 - 23:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sparsely &#064; 22 December 2003 - 23:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@23 December 2003 - 02:13
i wish i can learn how to fly.
it&#39;s quite simple.

throw yourself at the ground, and miss. [/b]
Excellent HGTTG referance.

<!--QuoteBegin-Rock Tonic Juice Magic@23 December 2003 - 02:56
to play the sax beter[/quote]
I too would like to play my sax better.

I would also love to play some kick-ass guitar, and/or be a kick-ass stunt-driver. As long as it kicked-ass.

Samurai
12-23-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by pusher@23 December 2003 - 02:23
I would like to learn several different foreign languages including, but not limited to, Macedonian, French, German, Japanese, Latin and Greek. I would also like to learn all the rules and limitations of grammar.
Agreed. I would also love to speak every language.

bujub22
12-23-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Samurai+23 December 2003 - 13:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Samurai @ 23 December 2003 - 13:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pusher@23 December 2003 - 02:23
I would like to learn several different foreign languages including, but not limited to, Macedonian, French, German, Japanese, Latin and Greek.&nbsp; I would also like to learn all the rules and limitations of grammar.
Agreed. I would also love to speak every language. [/b][/quote]
hey that&#39;s not a bad one
put that 1 for me too as well as kung fu every style :D
i love the drunk style i start off with that 1 first

bujub22
12-23-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by RGX@23 December 2003 - 07:09
Theres this video on kazaa of a guy out there that can do neo moves, capoerica I think its called, huge flips, run up walls, it looks fantastic, he just flips and spins for hours and his spin kicks are incredible, i wish I could learn how to move like that
yah seen that there also some kid from some scholl in new york that can do the same thing dl a while ago looking for what the name is but i got alot of cd&#39;s to go threw

Gemby!
12-23-2003, 07:23 PM
i would like to be able to learn how to stay off this computer for more that 5 mins :P

but more importantly i would like to learn either a foreign language or how to play geetar :)

SciManAl
12-23-2003, 07:58 PM
i would like to learn how to umm... i don&#39;t know... um...... find my way out of the lounge&#33;&#33;&#33; hahaha no really i would like the self blowjob feature.... (lets all be realistic...) :lol:

hmm this is a tuffy yeah all the programing languages would be nice, no ALL LANGUAGES&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

TRshady
12-23-2003, 08:18 PM
I&#39;d like to how to speak all languages too, then I&#39;d maybe have a clearer insight on what my mum says half the time. I&#39;d also like to learn how to stop people posting such depressing and negative topics, specially at this time of year .....

Smooch
12-23-2003, 08:27 PM
I&#39;d like to learn how to play the drums, i&#39;m sure it&#39;ll be a great stress reliever B)

Pete Waterman
12-23-2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Smooch@23 December 2003 - 20:27
I&#39;d like to learn how to play the drums, i&#39;m sure it&#39;ll be a great stress reliever B)
not as much as flogging the bishop, old chum.

Lamsey
12-23-2003, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Smooch@23 December 2003 - 19:27
I&#39;d like to learn how to play the drums, i&#39;m sure it&#39;ll be a great stress reliever B)
It is. Bon Jovi&#39;s Keep the Faith is particularly good for letting yourself go.

WeeMouse
12-23-2003, 08:47 PM
I played drums too, but you couldn&#39;t see me over that big kit :">

I would like to learn maths instantly. Sounds pretty stoopid, but numbers and formulae fall out of my head like rain in Glasgow&#33;

*Mouse dances just to cheer people up. If anyone would love to learn how to do da mouse dance ™ i may show you. If you&#39;re nice.

:D

Wizard_Mon1
12-23-2003, 09:50 PM
bujub22, i agree every kung fu sytle would be cool id learn eagle claw and single whip first.

otherwise id like to learn how to use my feet as well as my hands :lol: :lol:
dont ask why cas i dont know :unsure:

Afronaut
12-24-2003, 01:15 AM
The Music Theory, inside out is the thing i want to learn.
Funny thing is, im on the path allready. :)

Cheers:
-GS-

imnotanaddict
12-24-2003, 01:35 AM
I would like to learn time travel. :)

ivy
12-24-2003, 01:39 AM
hmmm.... only one thing? id love to be able to predict the outcome of horse races ;)

Mik3ll
12-24-2003, 02:13 AM
Being able to play the guitar my parents got me a couple christmas&#39;s ago. I never took the time to learn.

Jordan (aka Katie Price)
12-24-2003, 02:19 AM
How to be graceful, like those posh people like.

sparsely
12-24-2003, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by Infested Cats+23 December 2003 - 15:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infested Cats @ 23 December 2003 - 15:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Sparsely@22 December 2003 - 23:26

Originally posted by abu_has_the_power@23 December 2003 - 02:13
i wish i can learn how to fly.
it&#39;s quite simple.

throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
Excellent HGTTG referance.

<!--QuoteBegin-Rock Tonic Juice Magic@23 December 2003 - 02:56
to play the sax beter
I too would like to play my sax better.

I would also love to play some kick-ass guitar, and/or be a kick-ass stunt-driver. As long as it kicked-ass. [/b][/quote]
woo&#33;
someone noticed&#33;
:P

Sparkle1984
12-24-2003, 06:03 PM
I&#39;d love to learn instantly how to program, then I&#39;d be able to get my coursework done more quickly. :D

Chame1eon
12-24-2003, 06:50 PM
How to write novels -- The perfect job :)

fugley
12-24-2003, 07:23 PM
I would love to be able to actually peel an orange in me pocket&#33;
:blink:

Mïcrösöül°V³
12-25-2003, 03:38 AM
learn to completely shred a guitar like joe satriani (my idol) :01:

Evil Gemini
12-25-2003, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by fugley@24 December 2003 - 20:23
I would love to be able to actually peel an orange in me pocket&#33;
:blink:
http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/wtf.gif

j2k4
12-25-2003, 06:20 AM
I wish I was possessed of a Classical education.

Then maybe I&#39;d fit my own definition of SMART.