Does Anyone Like Me?

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

...I know I've got my knockers...

[Pete Waterman]

well i don't hate you, and my bishop seems to like you.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I think you were better looking before sticking all that plastic shit in your body :)

And when you had more than 1 brain cell :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Pete Waterman]

lets face it dwight wasn't complaining.

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

but i still like Gareth, he's sweet ;)

@Jonno: How YOU doing?

[Nikki Chapman]

if Dane Bowyers had athlete's foot, do you now have a fungal infection on your *undercarriage* Jordan?

We had a right laugh at your video down the office.

Nikki x

[Pete Waterman]

not me, i got too aroused and had to be excused. my pacemaker almost exploded.

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by Nikki Chapman@24 December 2003 - 00:33
if Dane Bowyers had athlete's foot, do you now have a fungal infection on your *undercarriage* Jordan?

We had a right laugh at your video down the office.

Nikki x
How YOU doing?

[Nikki Chapman]

I am sorry for the grammatical error. I think further confusion came from the title of your latest dvd rental from Blockbuster - "Down the Oriface".

Nikki.

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by Mr JP Fugley+24 December 2003 - 00:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr JP Fugley @ 24 December 2003 - 00:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nikki Chapman@24 December 2003 - 00:37
I am sorry for the grammatical error. I think further confusion came from the title of your latest dvd rental from Blockbuster - "Down the Oriface".

Nikki.
me thot she was giving david brent a blow job. [/b][/quote]
who&#39;s david brent, is he famous? cos if he is ive probably shagged &#39;im ;)

[Pete Waterman]

you never bloody shagged me, i want a refund. or at least a norf on your knockers.

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@24 December 2003 - 00:41
you never bloody shagged me, i want a refund. or at least a norf on your knockers.
only if you bring Simon Cowell ;) ;) ;)

[Pete Waterman]

i&#39;m not sharing you. i would share you with gary glitter (i know him) but (paedo)file sharing is illegial in america.

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@24 December 2003 - 00:45
i&#39;m not sharing you. i would share you with gary glitter (i know him) but (paedo)file sharing is illegial in america.
you&#39;re going anywhere near my gary glitter...pervert :angry:

[Chame1eon]

I like me :)

[Pete Waterman]

good at least there is one of us who does.

[ivy]

women who sit like that frighten me

*covers her eyes to shut out the scary pic*

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by ivy@24 December 2003 - 01:50
women who sit like that frighten me

*covers her eyes to shut out the scary pic*
it&#39;s not nice to poke fun at other people&#39;s afflictions (oo-er) i have a condition which makes it impossible for me to shut my legs... <_<

but as you&#39;re new i&#39;ll let you off :D :D :D

*tries to shut legs but fails*

[ivy]

um... &#39;let me off&#39;?

*runs and hides*

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Jordan (aka Katie Price)+24 December 2003 - 01:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jordan (aka Katie Price) @ 24 December 2003 - 01:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ivy@24 December 2003 - 01:50
women who sit like that frighten me

*covers her eyes to shut out the scary pic*
it&#39;s not nice to poke fun at other people&#39;s afflictions (oo-er) i have a condition which makes it impossible for me to shut my legs... <_<

but as you&#39;re new i&#39;ll let you off :D :D :D

*tries to shut legs but fails* [/b][/quote]
maybe its the chair. bet you didnt think of that eh?

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by ivy@24 December 2003 - 01:59
um... &#39;let me off&#39;?

*runs and hides*
you run girl this thread ain&#39;t big enough for two gals

*topples over cos of all the weight on top*

[Spider_dude]

jordan who are you?

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@24 December 2003 - 02:04
jordan who are you?
my real name is...







































katie price.

[ivy]

*collapses from the revelation and hears choir music in the background*

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

Originally posted by ivy@24 December 2003 - 02:10
*collapses from the revelation and hears choir music in the background*
that&#39;s gone over my head...too many long words :huh:

[Chame1eon]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@23 December 2003 - 19:47
good at least there is one of us who does.
:P

[Jordan (aka Katie Price)]

I like me...and so does much of the premiership...