I Hate Fruit Machines...

[Cheese]

Just went up to the bank to pay some money in and get a sneaky pint in and a damn fruit machine came out of nowhere and robbed me blind. Damn I hate those machines with their fancy flashing lights enticing me to gamble my money away :angry:

I only lost a tenner but i'm still :angry:

[pusher]

Blow 'em all to hell. :ghostface:

[fugley]

Originally posted by Withcheese@29 December 2003 - 15:37
Just went up to the bank to pay some money in and get a sneaky pint in and a damn fruit machine came out of nowhere and robbed me blind. Damn I hate those machines with their fancy flashing lights enticing me to gamble my money away :angry:

I only lost a tenner but i'm still :angry:
I aint never seen a fruit machine before - does it vend bananas and stuff?? :blink:

[fugley]

Some one once called me a sex machine!!!

Well actually he said I was dildo - but that's the same thing right?? :blink:

[Samurai]

£10? Is that it?

I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I'd stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

Trust me, leave them well alone!

[fugley]

Originally posted by Samurai@29 December 2003 - 15:40
£10? Is that it?

I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I'd stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

Trust me, leave them well alone!
Obviously better of gettin yer fruit at the grocers!! A lesson for all methinks!

Read and learn younguns! :blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Samurai@29 December 2003 - 14:40
£10? Is that it?

I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I'd stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

Trust me, leave them well alone!
yeah when i worked in a bar i used to spend about the same amount...these days i'm a bit more careful, but i still hate those evil machines :angry:


edit: @fugley :lol: :lol: :lol:

[imnotanaddict]

Originally posted by Withcheese+29 December 2003 - 15:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 29 December 2003 - 15:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Samurai@29 December 2003 - 14:40
£10? Is that it?

I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I&#39;d stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

Trust me, leave them well alone&#33;
yeah when i worked in a bar i used to spend about the same amount...these days i&#39;m a bit more careful, but i still hate those evil machines :angry:


edit: @fugley :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ve had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with. :lol: :P

[Cheese]

I&#39;ve had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with.&nbsp;

and now i just know that somebody&#39;s gonna put a couple of quid in the machine and win MY money :angry: ah well good luck to them :)

[imnotanaddict]

Originally posted by Withcheese@29 December 2003 - 15:53

I&#39;ve had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with.

and now i just know that somebody&#39;s gonna put a couple of quid in the machine and win MY money :angry: ah well good luck to them :)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[muchspl2]

I assUme your on about slot machines
most won&#39;t payback more than 70-80%
now the video poker is your best bet but you have to know how to play most casinos have 98% payback or more if you find a good 9/6 machine

[Cheese]

Originally posted by muchspl2@29 December 2003 - 14:56
I assUme your on about slot machines
most won&#39;t payback more than 70-80%
now the video poker is your best bet but you have to know how to play most casinos have 98% payback or more if you find a good 9/6 machine
yeah the payout on slot machines are pretty crappy...as I said I used to work in a bar so I always knew the best times to play the machines we had (ie when some fool has just put a tenner in then left :huh: )

video poker? not sure we have that where i live...but maybe i shouldn&#39;t be gambling at all :lol: