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imnotanaddict
12-30-2003, 04:44 AM
New Years eve is about here. Heres a few good reasons to get that much more hammered. :)

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

DWk
12-30-2003, 04:47 AM
no beer here.....but dig licor..... ever saw american pie? i think you already know why i like licor :rolleyes:

titey
12-30-2003, 05:14 AM
Nice one addy. http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif


http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/weight_lift2.gif Some people spend years working out at the gym to get their six-packs........I figure why bother, I can just pick one up at the store! :beerchug:

imnotanaddict
12-30-2003, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by titey@30 December 2003 - 05:14
Nice one addy. http://piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif


http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/weight_lift2.gif Some people spend years working out at the gym to get their six-packs........I figure why bother, I can just pick one up at the store! :beerchug:

:lol: :rolleyes: whats up titey? :) lets just start our new year celebration now. :01: :01: :ph34r: :music1:

"The Avatar Man"
12-30-2003, 05:19 AM
dont beer!!!
whiskey,tequila,vodka etc. but no beer :P

Cheese
12-30-2003, 05:22 AM
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reminds me of when people say to me "You'll never find the answer in the bottom of a glass" Yeah I will, if I'm looking for the name of a glass manufacturer. ;)

3rd gen noob
12-30-2003, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"@30 December 2003 - 04:19
tequila
:x

Project E-01
12-30-2003, 05:27 AM
Methinks im going to wait until everyones plastered on new years - then give someone one of these (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ProductDetails.aspx?language=en-GB&product=BUZLIG) when they ask for a light.

:angel2:

3rd gen noob
12-30-2003, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by Project E-01@30 December 2003 - 04:27
Methinks im going to wait until everyones plastered on new years - then give someone one of these (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/ProductDetails.aspx?language=en-GB&product=BUZLIG) when they ask for a light.

:angel2:
a cousin of mine has a similar one to this using a pen rather than a lighter

i suppose it's kind of funny, but i ended up having a pint of beer on my jeans because of it :angry:

infamousalbo101
12-30-2003, 06:00 AM
meow meow meow

titey
12-30-2003, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@30 December 2003 - 00:00
meow meow meow
That&#39;s yer answer to everything. <_<

imnotanaddict
12-30-2003, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by titey+30 December 2003 - 06:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey &#064; 30 December 2003 - 06:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-infamousalbo101@30 December 2003 - 00:00
meow meow meow
That&#39;s yer answer to everything. <_<[/b][/quote]
whistles GET HIM SPIKE

fkdup74
12-30-2003, 06:32 AM
one tequila...
two tequila...
three tequila...

FLOOR&#33;

falk all that madness
MGD all night, and a bottle of advil in the mornin :D

titey
12-30-2003, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by imnotanaddict@30 December 2003 - 00:30
whistles GET HIM SPIKEhttp://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/IMC/Beware.gif

imnotanaddict
12-30-2003, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by titey+30 December 2003 - 06:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 30 December 2003 - 06:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-imnotanaddict@30 December 2003 - 00:30
whistles GET HIM SPIKEhttp://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/IMC/Beware.gif [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: thats a good 1 (had to save picture)