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ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:22 AM
do you have sex when the children are in the house

and how old are you and ur kids :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:28 AM
hey :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Spider_dude
01-17-2004, 02:33 AM
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:35 AM
how old r u

Spider_dude
01-17-2004, 02:36 AM
what age do you think i am? do you think i'm hot?

DanB
01-17-2004, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 03:22
do you have sex when the children are in the house

and how old are you and ur kids :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/wtf.gif

100%
01-17-2004, 02:39 AM
do you have sex when the children are in the house

of course

you obviously don't
(have kids)

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by danb+17 January 2004 - 02:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 17 January 2004 - 02:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 03:22
do you have sex when the children are in the house

and how old are you and ur kids :rolleyes:&nbsp; :rolleyes:
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/wtf.gif [/b][/quote]
lol

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by Zedaxax@17 January 2004 - 02:39

do you have sex when the children are in the house

of course

you obviously don&#39;t
(have kids)
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: how old r u and how old r ur kidz

james_bond_rulez
01-17-2004, 02:45 AM
reality should answer this thread :P

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes:

Cheese
01-17-2004, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+17 January 2004 - 01:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl @ 17 January 2004 - 01:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
He was born in 1982 but he ages in dog years...he is actually 154 years old...so respect your elders please.

jay973
01-17-2004, 02:53 AM
<_< Whats your definition of &#39;old&#39;?

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:54 AM
38-100

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by Withcheese+17 January 2004 - 02:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 17 January 2004 - 02:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 01:51
<!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes:
He was born in 1982 but he ages in dog years...he is actually 154 years old...so respect your elders please. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lilmiss
01-17-2004, 02:57 AM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+dont+get+it.gif

Cheese
01-17-2004, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 01:57
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+dont+get+it.gif
Don&#39;t get what? Sex? :P

jay973
01-17-2004, 02:59 AM
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 02:54
38-100
People have sex with their kids in the house at 100??

People have sex at 100?

Ive got another 70 years left at it then,Yippee&#33;

God Bless Viagra..... :w00t:

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by jay973+17 January 2004 - 02:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jay973 @ 17 January 2004 - 02:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ghetto_gurl@17 January 2004 - 02:54
38-100
People have sex with their kids in the house at 100??

People have sex at 100?

Ive got another 70 years left at it then,Yippee&#33;

God Bless Viagra..... :w00t: [/b][/quote]
nothing worse than hearing your parents shagging

jay973
01-17-2004, 03:02 AM
If Im still shagging at 100,my kids will be 75ish and probably stone deaf. :clap:

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 03:05 AM
thats good for them then but wat poor bastards they are now

have they ever caught u lol

Lilmiss
01-17-2004, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 02:59

Don&#39;t get what? Sex? :P
yeah, I was promised an orgasm.
turned out he meant, oration. :P

Cheese
01-17-2004, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss+17 January 2004 - 02:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 January 2004 - 02:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 02:59

Don&#39;t get what? Sex? :P
yeah, I was promised an orgasm.
turned out he meant, oration. :P [/b][/quote]
:o :o :lol: :lol:

jay973
01-17-2004, 03:08 AM
No,too young(I hope&#33;&#33;)
When they get old enough Ill maybe put a lock on their door and a chamberpot in their room in case nature calls.
Either that or Ill drag the missus into the garden shed....... :ph34r:

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by jay973@17 January 2004 - 03:08
No,too young(I hope&#33;&#33;)
When they get old enough Ill maybe put a lock on their door and a chamberpot in their room in case nature calls.
Either that or Ill drag the missus into the garden shed....... :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

namzuf9
01-17-2004, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+17 January 2004 - 03:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl @ 17 January 2004 - 03:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@17 January 2004 - 02:33
i have the sex with myself while the kids are in the house, what difference does it make if the wife is there?
u dont count because ur not that old if you was born in 1982 that would make you 22 ur not old :o :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Oi cheeky. I&#39;m 22 with 2 kids. 6 and 8. All right I&#39;m a step father but you find ways to have a bit when you&#39;ve got kids. They&#39;ve gotta sleep sometime.

Lilmiss
01-17-2004, 03:26 AM
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary&#33;&#33;&#33; :o





/shudders at the memory.

DanB
01-17-2004, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 04:26
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary&#33;&#33;&#33; :o





/shudders at the memory.
That must have scarred you :blink: :blink:

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by danb+17 January 2004 - 03:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 17 January 2004 - 03:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 04:26
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; :o





/shudders at the memory.
That must have scarred you :blink: :blink: [/b][/quote]
:x thats harsh

namzuf9
01-17-2004, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 January 2004 - 04:26
I walked in on my Gran and Grandad at it before.
That was scary&#33;&#33;&#33; :o





/shudders at the memory.
You gotta love those little blue pills&#33;

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
01-17-2004, 03:36 AM
:blink: Ok me and my Brother was looking through some of our Fathers shit when we was younger(I guess I was around 12).

We found Pictures of Dad and Mom getting it on.She was Pregnant.So it was either me or my Brother that she was bearing.Not only that but who in the hell was taking the Polaroids is what I want to know?

And then we find one of them Swinger Magazines with Dad in it.....butt fucking naked giving details of himself physically. :blink:

What really bothers me is the fact my Mother was Pregnant with either me or my Brother.Fucking Freaks&#33; :lol:


*I must be kind of drunk.I am not suppose to tell People these things.*

Cheese
01-17-2004, 03:37 AM
My parents only had sex once to conceive me...at least that&#39;s what I tell myself. :ph34r:

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 03:42 AM
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/IMC/ijvijvngfbgfbg.JPG

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
01-17-2004, 03:46 AM
:) Swinger Magazines are adult-classifieds.They have Pictures of Men and Women.With their eyes usually blacked out.Or some of their face.

It is for locals to meet up with other couples and swing.Or to trade Partners.

But with the internet now there really is no need for it. ;)


Mom and Dad were Swingers.But back in the 70&#39;s everybody was.Just about. :blink:

Lilmiss
01-17-2004, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 03:36
*I must be kind of drunk.I am not suppose to tell People these things.*
Wish I could use that excuse.
Fatigue....that&#39;s what it is. :P


I lived with me Granparents til I was about 7.
Yeah, it scarred me seeing those saggy wrinkling boobs....me Grans were awful too. :P

ghetto_gurl
01-17-2004, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 03:46
:) Swinger Magazines are adult-classifieds.They have Pictures of Men and Women.With their eyes usually blacked out.Or some of their face.

It is for locals to meet up with other couples and swing.Or to trade Partners.

But with the internet now there really is no need for it. ;)


Mom and Dad were Swingers.But back in the 70&#39;s everybody was.Just about. :blink:
ugh how tacky

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
01-17-2004, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by ghetto_gurl+16 January 2004 - 22:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ghetto_gurl &#064; 16 January 2004 - 22:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 03:46
:) Swinger Magazines are adult-classifieds.They have Pictures of Men and Women.With their eyes usually blacked out.Or some of their face.

It is for locals to meet up with other couples and swing.Or to trade Partners.

But with the internet now there really is no need for it. ;)


Mom and Dad were Swingers.But back in the 70&#39;s everybody was.Just about. :blink:
ugh how tacky [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Hey you asked.Now I must ask how old your Parents are?Because they Probably were Swingers also. :P


:huh: And if your Mom is between 40 - 50 and single.Some Pictures would be nice. :huh:

Hopefully not over 40.The wheels are starting to fall off the Wagon. :lol:

Lilmiss
01-17-2004, 04:10 AM
Hey, my momma&#39;s 40+.
But she&#39;s has pierced nipples, and a tattoo.


Scary lady. :blink:

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
01-17-2004, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss@16 January 2004 - 23:10
[color=blue]Hey, my momma&#39;s 40+.
But she&#39;s has pierced nipples, and a tattoo.
:D Pictures? :D

TARPD
01-17-2004, 04:18 AM
i used to sell my dads porn. i think he knew but we both knew that if he asked me if he confronted me i&#39;d say. "wtf? youve got porn?&#33; you sick fuck&#33; :x"

Lilmiss
01-17-2004, 04:21 AM
heh heh,
Dont think she would best chuffed with me. :P

There&#39;s nothing worse than getting your ass kicked by your momma. :ph34r:

Nightwolf
01-17-2004, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@16 January 2004 - 22:36
:blink: Ok me and my Brother was looking through some of our Fathers shit when we was younger(I guess I was around 12).

We found Pictures of Dad and Mom getting it on.She was Pregnant.So it was either me or my Brother that she was bearing.Not only that but who in the hell was taking the Polaroids is what I want to know?

And then we find one of them Swinger Magazines with Dad in it.....butt fucking naked giving details of himself physically. :blink:

What really bothers me is the fact my Mother was Pregnant with either me or my Brother.Fucking Freaks&#33; :lol:


*I must be kind of drunk.I am not suppose to tell People these things.*
Dude, that is fucked up&#33; Especially the fact that they were swingers. That means he might no even be your... I&#39;d better not go there.


p.s. I&#39;m drunk too.

Smith
01-17-2004, 08:20 AM
this was posted in funny stuff 2 <_<

colt45joe
01-17-2004, 08:42 AM
im mexican. but i dont know how to speak spanish, i only understand it, but lately i have had trouble understanding it so its like i know nothing about it, but i always here my mom and dad there room moaning n shit, like having sex so i freak out, but it turns out they are just talking spanish because after a while i can figure it out that they are just talking about stuff.

silent VI
01-17-2004, 09:19 AM
~~~~~~~~~~GhEtTo_GuRl_StYlE~~~~~~~~~~




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: get up off my nutz :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: