Who Here Thinks They Should

[JONNO_CELEBS]

President of some country??

I think it would be really cool, everybody would have to where glasses and all non alcoholic drinks would be banned, MacDonalds would be free and so would fags :)

Plus I would make work illegal!

Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!

When you ask someone for sex they are not allowed to refuse unless they have a partener!

Food would be exchanged for entertainment.!

Clothes would be banned!

And I would have a nice comfy chair to sit on :)

VOTE JONNO!!!!

Jonno B)

[Marius24]

I'm too young to vote, sorry :P

[DWk]

Unless you give me one of those chairs.... I ain't givin you my vote :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Everyone gets a chair like mine

Heated, vibrating, comode, speakers in the head rest, fridge one side, microwave the other!

But mine will be red, yours will be Black :D

Jonno B)

[DWk]

Could it be dark blue? I prefer :D

[100%]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 19:59

everybody would have to where glasses

all non alcoholic drinks would be banned,

MacDonalds would be free and so would fags :)

Plus I would make work illegal!

Everyone must have sex at least twice a day!

When you ask someone for sex they are not allowed to refuse unless they have a partener!

Food would be exchanged for entertainment.!

Clothes would be banned!




I would seriously like to see the effects of such a society if this is implemented.

[ivy]

would be a lot of fat, drunken naked people running around... :o

[DWk]

Originally posted by ivy@17 January 2004 - 12:09
would be a lot of fat, drunken naked people running around... :o
More like having sex around ;) :lol:

[ivy]

having sex around... and dont forget the smoking. oh yes... ok... lemme revise.

a lot of fat, 4-eyed, drunken, naked, smokin like chimney people runnin around havin sex.

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:D Only if FC was Vice President would you win. :D

[DWk]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@17 January 2004 - 12:15
:D Only if FC was Vice President would you win. :D
You mean First lady :P :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

a lot of fat, 4-eyed, drunken, naked, smokin like chimney people runnin around havin sex.

He's got my vote :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/jonno%20for%20president.jpg

Peace brotherdoobie

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by ivy@17 January 2004 - 19:13
having sex around... and dont forget the smoking. oh yes... ok... lemme revise.

a lot of fat, 4-eyed, drunken, naked, smokin like chimney people runnin around havin sex.
Where did all this running come from??? :blink:

I never said anything about running <_<

@FC.........Ok dude, deal, you can have a green chair :D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Does this mean I get to be the intern?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Everyone has to take it "In turns" LMFAO :lol:

I&#39;m just so funny, would&#39;nt you love me as president of some country somewhere? :)

And Nikki..........I will need someone to cook, but unfortunately you will be my sex slave :D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 15:53
And Nikki..........I will need someone to cook, but unfortunately you will be my sex slave :D

:unsure: Erm... Studly?

That was kinda the idea... Monica Lewinsky... intern... President Clinton...

[JONNO_CELEBS]

He did NOT have sexual relations with monika lewinski&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

And yeah I knew that :ph34r:

Hey I&#39;m English, we don&#39;t have stupid words.............thats another thing

If they make me president all stupid words that I can&#39;t spell or don&#39;t know what they mean will be illeagal to use.......(thats most English then) :unsure:

Edit: That would include "Ilegal/.........Illiegal.......Ileagle, you knoe what I mean, that words is against the law now* :angry:

Edit2: So is the word Know/Knoe :lol:

And anyway, Lewinski only gave him a blowjob, I want more I tell ya,....MORE MORE MORE..........SEX SEX SEX..............F.........ok I&#39;ll stop there :helpsmile:

Your job Nikki will be "Nikki type this out for me while bending over the desk naked with your legs spread" ........I&#39;ll raise your wages by 2 potatoes a week (I&#39;ve done away with money) :)

Jonno B)

[j2k4]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 17:12
He did NOT have sexual relations with monika lewinski&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


Nah, they just shared a stogie. ;)

Remember, Jonno-

"A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."*

* This in no way reflects on our NikkiD. :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

But my Nikki is always Shhhhhmokin&#39;http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 16:12
Your job Nikki will be "Nikki type this out for me while bending over the desk naked with your legs spread" ........I&#39;ll raise your wages by 2 potatoes a week (I&#39;ve done away with money) :)
Erm... okay... I think I can live with that... ;)

Edit: Awwwwwwww.... :wub:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Heh you might be able to live with it, but you would&#39;nt be walking very well after a few days :D

Jonno http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59


Everyone must have sex at least twice a day&#33;


Ohhh count me in :lol:

:)

[hobbes]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101+17 January 2004 - 23:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infamousalbo101 &#064; 17 January 2004 - 23:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59


Everyone must have sex at least twice a day&#33;


Ohhh count me in :lol:

:)[/b][/quote]
You would agree with cutting back on your sexual activity? Your a real team player, to be sure&#33;

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by hobbes+17 January 2004 - 18:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 17 January 2004 - 18:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@17 January 2004 - 23:45
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59


Everyone must have sex at least twice a day&#33;


Ohhh count me in :lol:

:)
You would agree with cutting back on your sexual activity? Your a real team player, to be sure&#33; [/b][/quote]
huh?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by hobbes+17 January 2004 - 21:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 17 January 2004 - 21:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by infamousalbo101@17 January 2004 - 23:45
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@17 January 2004 - 14:59


Everyone must have sex at least twice a day&#33;


Ohhh count me in :lol:

:)
You would agree with cutting back on your sexual activity? Your a real team player, to be sure&#33; [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oi&#33;&#33;&#33; it&#39;s very difficult to have sex with Nikki while you lot are wondering round my orifice <_<

And Cheese..........stop it <_<

Inf.........stop looking at Nikki&#39;s breasts <_<

Now, where was I :devil:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hump.gif

Jonno B)

[ChillyBilly]

Jonno

You get my vote m8

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ah another loyal subject :D

You can be my beer tester :D

Jonno B)