Please Keep This Thread On Topic,

[UKMan]

Thanks B)

Peace
UKMan

[DWk]

Ok man.... so what should we talk about so that we don't go off-topic?

[Cheese]

I tried this a few weeks back, I asked people not to spam my thread....and guess what the feckers did?

Spammed the hell out of it.

See? (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=93251&hl=)

[Mr. Mulder]

Since the topic has been started on "What the topic should be" then that's what it should continue as :)

[DanB]

What topic is it then? Or is it free choice? :unsure:

[UKMan]

Well so far its still on topic, i might beat this yet :lol:

Ukkie

[Cheese]

I think we should have a poll to decide what the topic of this thread is...

[Marius24]

Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 22:44
I think we should have a poll to decide what the topic of this thread is...
what are your suggestions for the poll?

[DanB]

perhaps it could be on the topic of how hard it is to come up with a good topic :angry:

[UKMan]

The topic of this thread is quite simple.
"Please keep this thread on topic"

Now i challenge anyone to digress from it - spamming and flaming allowed - as it wont change the topic in any case B)

I think i'm on a winner here ;)

Peace
UKMan

[Cheese]

perhaps it could be on the topic of how hard it is to come up with a good topic

or how easy it is to come up with a crap topic

[UKMan]

it's nearly midnight and i'm tired as hell - i refuse to go to bed, what else do you expect :lol:

Ukkie

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@18 January 2004 - 00:51

perhaps it could be on the topic of how hard it is to come up with a good topic

or how easy it is to come up with a crap topic
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmm confession??? :P

[Cheese]

Originally posted by UKMan@17 January 2004 - 22:53
it's nearly midnight and i'm tired as hell - i refuse to go to bed, what else do you expect :lol:

Ukkie
I wasn't having a go at your topic UKMan :lol:

This is one of the more interesting topics of the night :blink:

[DanB]

I like topics, I could easily eat a whole one :)

Chocolate, hazelnut and nougat :D

http://www.brackenbankstores.co.uk/acatalog/topic.jpg

[james_bond_rulez]

yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh: yadayadayada :huh:

[Rip The Jacker]

So did anyone see the Lakers game last night? :P

[Cheese]

Originally posted by KrackHead2k@17 January 2004 - 23:09
So did anyone see the Lakers game last night? :P
My pet dog is called Henry Higgins.

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Withcheese+17 January 2004 - 16:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 17 January 2004 - 16:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KrackHead2k@17 January 2004 - 23:09
So did anyone see the Lakers game last night? :P
My pet dog is called Henry Higgins. [/b][/quote]
:blink:

What breed of dog is it?

[UKMan]

This is going brilliantly, i think i&#39;ve found a cure for keeping on topic :lol:

Ukkie

[Cheese]

Originally posted by KrackHead2k+17 January 2004 - 23:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KrackHead2k @ 17 January 2004 - 23:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 16:10
<!--QuoteBegin-KrackHead2k@17 January 2004 - 23:09
So did anyone see the Lakers game last night? :P
My pet dog is called Henry Higgins.
:blink:

What breed of dog is it? [/b][/quote]
11.16pm.

[DanB]

I used to have a border collie when I was much younger :)

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Withcheese+17 January 2004 - 16:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 17 January 2004 - 16:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by KrackHead2k@17 January 2004 - 23:11

Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 16:10
<!--QuoteBegin-KrackHead2k@17 January 2004 - 23:09
So did anyone see the Lakers game last night? :P
My pet dog is called Henry Higgins.
:blink:

What breed of dog is it?
11.16pm. [/b][/quote]
:blink:

Once I was sleepwalking at night. I got up, walked over to the kitchen. I opened the refrigerator, took a peice of bologna, walked back into my room, placed it on my PC desk, and went to my bed and fell back asleep. I was making a sandwich in my dreams. :lol: (Seriously)

I woke up the next morning to see bologna on my desk. :lol:

[internet.news]

http://www.math.uwo.ca/~srankin/mathscholars/2002/pizza.jpg

Pizza anyone?


:chef:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by KrackHead2k+17 January 2004 - 23:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KrackHead2k @ 17 January 2004 - 23:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 16:14

Originally posted by KrackHead2k@17 January 2004 - 23:11

Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 16:10
<!--QuoteBegin-KrackHead2k@17 January 2004 - 23:09
So did anyone see the Lakers game last night? :P
My pet dog is called Henry Higgins.
:blink:

What breed of dog is it?
11.16pm.
:blink:

Once I was sleepwalking at night. I got up, walked over to the kitchen. I opened the refrigerator, took a peice of bologna, walked back into my room, placed it on my PC desk, and went to my bed and fell back asleep. I was making a sandwich in my dreams. :lol: (Seriously)

I woke up the next morning to see bologna on my desk. :lol: [/b][/quote]
I did something similar:

In my dream I was using the toilet in my workplace...in reality I was pissing in my girlfriend&#39;s make-up drawer...when she woke me up (mid-stream) I turned around to face her...not nice.

True story. :lol:

[DanB]

I know loads of peole that has happened to,iluckily never to me :)

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Withcheese@17 January 2004 - 16:27
I did something similar:

In my dream I was using the toilet in my workplace...in reality I was pissing in my girlfriend&#39;s make-up drawer...when she woke me up (mid-stream) I turned around to face her...not nice.

True story. :lol:
:lol:

Oh, by the way...

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc5.jpg

[james_bond_rulez]

i had sex with ur wife :shifty:

[Cheese]

http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/More%20Pictures/fredjack.JPG

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese@18 January 2004 - 01:39
http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/More%20Pictures/fredjack.JPG
PMSL that is weak :lol: :lol: :lol:

[UKMan]

Brilliant, not even a Mod can go off topic on this one.................... of course they can allways lock it i suppose :(

Ukkie

[Cheese]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@17 January 2004 - 23:32
i had sex with ur wife :shifty:
The joke&#39;s on you...that was me in a wig :blink:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese+18 January 2004 - 01:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 18 January 2004 - 01:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@17 January 2004 - 23:32
i had sex with ur wife :shifty:
The joke&#39;s on you...that was me in a wig :blink: [/b][/quote]
Take a look at this (http://members.tripod.com/~spows/cow.html) :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

http://members.tripod.com/~spows/7legs.jpg

[internet.news]

Originally posted by danb@17 January 2004 - 23:49

Take a look at this (http://members.tripod.com/~spows/cow.html) :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by UKMan@18 January 2004 - 00:36
Thanks B)

Peace
UKMan
Ok, so while this topic is on the top - I will mention what I am currently doing:

I am recording a nice video about Time Tourists which travel into the past to big catastrohpes. The movie is called: Timetravel into the Catastrophe.

(german: Zeitreise in die Katastrophe)

It is only in german, but good film ;)

[DanB]

Deformed cows of doom.

Alright Sam4, hows things? :)

[internet.news]

Hey Dan, the big things are still chaotic yet the smaller things seem to be in order :)

[internet.news]

It is 1:12am (GMT +1) and I am really extraordinary - not crazy - sitting still, but I am recording a good movie.

[james_bond_rulez]

i am shooting somethin with my gun

[DanB]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@18 January 2004 - 01:58
Hey Dan, the big things are still chaotic yet the smaller things seem to be in order :)
Good to hear that Sam, things are looking up

[sparsely]

they are&#33;
woo&#33;

[AussieSheila]

Originally posted by Sparsely@18 January 2004 - 16:50
they are&#33;
woo&#33;
:o I think you&#39;ve gone off topic&#33;

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/banhim.jpg

:)

Hey Sam. :rolleyes:

[sparsely]

:&#39;(

[AussieSheila]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don&#39;t worry, I have no power.

:)

[sparsely]

sparsely does the mockery dance

[DreamWeaver]

UKMan has done it again .......

i miss them comics ..... fc&#39;s and ukman&#39;s where the best .....
i cry every night cause i dont have any of ukmans comics to read .... :`0(

i think this topic should be about ukmans comics ..........

[UKMan]

Dreamweaver you old son of a gun..... long time no see... &#39;nother nick, &#39;nother entrance, but still the same bloke... keep cool ya hear ;)
Those comics were real fun, sad loss, sad loss....

Sorry to dissapoint yas all, but its still very much on topic... B)

Peace
UKMan

[DreamWeaver]

UKMan Posted on 18 January 2004 - 08:13
&nbsp; Dreamweaver you old son of a gun..... long time no see... &#39;nother nick, &#39;nother entrance, but still the same bloke... keep cool ya hear&nbsp;
Those comics were real fun, sad loss, sad loss....

Sorry to dissapoint yas all, but its still very much on topic...&nbsp;

Peace
UKMan&nbsp;

yea no doubt ...... all spammin and flammin got boring along time ago, just had to hold killas rep down ya know lmfao ..... what ever happined to ya commin to the ol us of a and visiting me .... lol .... all well i will have to settle for pm&#39;s :`0(
lol all well ..... you do the same man , i think im gona chill for now .. ill holla at ya tomarrow bro .....

BTW i think we are still on topic .... lmfao

[UKMan]

too true KILLA - you take care and we&#39;ll keep in touch - us of a is still on my things to do list - dont you worry B)

Peace
UKMan

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by UKMan@18 January 2004 - 06:35
too true KILLA - you take care and we&#39;ll keep in touch - us of a is still on my things to do list - dont you worry B)

Peace
UKMan
sorry UKMAN, u just went off topic

U LOSE&#33;

lets do another round&#33;

[UKMan]

Originally posted by atiVidia+18 January 2004 - 16:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (atiVidia @ 18 January 2004 - 16:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@18 January 2004 - 06:35
too true KILLA - you take care and we&#39;ll keep in touch - us of a is still on my things to do list - dont you worry&nbsp; B)

Peace
UKMan
sorry UKMAN, u just went off topic

U LOSE&#33;

lets do another round&#33; [/b][/quote]
How can it be off topic? Explanation please B)

Peace
UKMan

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by UKMan+18 January 2004 - 11:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 18 January 2004 - 11:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by atiVidia@18 January 2004 - 16:41
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@18 January 2004 - 06:35
too true KILLA - you take care and we&#39;ll keep in touch - us of a is still on my things to do list - dont you worry B)

Peace
UKMan
sorry UKMAN, u just went off topic

U LOSE&#33;

lets do another round&#33;
How can it be off topic? Explanation please B)

Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
new topic: how what UKman sed is off-topic. please dont stray off topic

[Marius24]

it was off topic becuase it wasnt on topic ;)

[DreamWeaver]

UKMan Posted on 18 January 2004 - 11:35
&nbsp; too true KILLA - you take care and we&#39;ll keep in touch - us of a is still on my things to do list - dont you worry&nbsp;

Peace
UKMan&nbsp;

glad to hear :0)

all and we are still on topic ....... he he he he :lol:

[DreamWeaver]

i dont think this will take this off topic ....... :unsure:

but where in the hell is ShareDaddy ? lol
i miss all of his movies .... :0(

[internet.news]

Í will not let him UKMan stand alone&#33;&#33; This nice guy needs our help and support&#33;

Come donate for him any kind of stuff, money and more...

[sparsely]

I will donate this post, which is wholly on-topic.

[internet.news]

This is the big stranger who appears 100 years in the past or now...
...that is Time Trave Tourist&#33; Don&#39;t STFU him, he is a little afraid...-,

http://internet-news.gmxhome.de/who.jpg

[UKMan]

All donations to this thread are very greatfully recieved and when enough has been collected i am going to hand it over to the Admins as a gift from us to prove that there is such a thing as "On Topic Topics" B)

Peace
UKMan

[internet.news]

Originally posted by UKMan+18 January 2004 - 17:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 18 January 2004 - 17:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by atiVidia@18 January 2004 - 16:41
<!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@18 January 2004 - 06:35
too true KILLA - you take care and we&#39;ll keep in touch - us of a is still on my things to do list - dont you worry B)

Peace
UKMan
sorry UKMAN, u just went off topic

U LOSE&#33;

lets do another round&#33;
How can it be off topic? Explanation please B)

Peace
UKMan [/b][/quote]
I will not GIVE up this topic&#33;

[Cheese]

http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/More%20Pictures/shitmet.JPG

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Withcheese@19 January 2004 - 15:55
http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/More%20Pictures/shitmet.JPG
I have been wearing Depends adult diapers since I started frequenting
this board.

Try them........I never even leave my chair untill bedtime B)

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/cars/depends.jpg

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/cars/bigdepends.jpg

Peace brotherdoobie

[UKMan]

Get ready to shit yer pants Cheese :lol: B)

Peace
UKMan