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01-20-2004, 11:00 PM
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?
A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cincinnati would want one
Q. Why was Dick LeBeau upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the
football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?
A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cincinnati would want one
Q. Why was Dick LeBeau upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' playbook was
stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the
football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes