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muchspl2
01-22-2004, 04:01 AM
It is with the saddest heart that I pass of the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough, and Jayne Dough, who has one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and loving described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,

was considered a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

brotherdoobie
01-22-2004, 04:03 AM
Nice puns.


Peace brotherdoobie

Askjeevesbot
01-22-2004, 04:32 AM
:lol:

muchspl2
01-22-2004, 04:58 AM
http://members.cox.net/muchspl2/doughboy.jpg
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vidcc
01-22-2004, 05:03 AM
remember the doughboy (http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/doughboy.SWF)
in tribute to his memory push his belly to remind yourself just why you loved him

NativityInBlack
01-22-2004, 05:57 AM
LMAO thats a real gem

toco004
01-22-2004, 06:26 AM
:01: :lol:

HCT
01-22-2004, 06:35 AM
good one :lol: :lol: :lol:

james_bond_rulez
01-22-2004, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by muchspl2@21 January 2004 - 19:58
http://members.cox.net/muchspl2/doughboy.jpg
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yummy......

i meant the gurl :lol: