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Yogi
02-21-2004, 11:34 PM
The year is 2376.

You can participate when you are on level yz=O=PP.

We will select on your diverse qualities in spacedrivel and

elevationquantifyabillatyness.[level9!!!]

<span style='color:purple'>For scientific purposes we also like to enroll some psycho serialwankers,

revengefull idolcontestants, transexual moslim or jewish negro&#39;s with a

speakingdisorder and a few pseudo-suicidal environmental idealists.

These people will get extra merits and bonbonshakes&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
On this 7 year journey we will be in permanent contact with the lounge-department

of AeroSpace. Soon to be pinned here.

Applications will be considered from all members.




Apply now&#33;&#33;&#33;

We only have place for 45 members.




YoNeptylon.</span>

bujub22
02-21-2004, 11:37 PM
:blink:

Yogi
02-21-2004, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@22 February 2004 - 01:37
:blink:
You qualify.

You are Fartonaut 1, special engineer for our quantumflatucore.

Congratulations, BujuBuju[your name for the trip.]

Further instructions follow.


YoNeptylo

seiya_33
02-21-2004, 11:44 PM
ready for duty

Yogi
02-21-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by seiya_33@22 February 2004 - 01:44
ready for duty
And you qualifications??? :angry:


YoNeptylo

kAb
02-21-2004, 11:45 PM
http://filesharingtalk.com/generator/smilies/273938975.png :helpsmile:

seiya_33
02-21-2004, 11:47 PM
im an expert in the field of spam

Yogi
02-21-2004, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by kAb@22 February 2004 - 01:45
http://filesharingtalk.com/generator/smilies/273938975.png :helpsmile:
You qualify.

You are Fartonaut 2, special servant for our quantumflatucore-engineer

Congratulations, Kebab[your name for the trip.]

Further instructions follow.


YoNeptylo

bujub22
02-21-2004, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+21 February 2004 - 19:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 21 February 2004 - 19:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@22 February 2004 - 01:37
:blink:
You qualify.

You are Fartonaut 1, special engineer for our quantumflatucore.

Congratulations, BujuBuju[your name for the trip.]

Further instructions follow.


YoNeptylo [/b][/quote]
cool i got a job :lol:

:blink: what i do again

Yogi
02-21-2004, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by seiya_33@22 February 2004 - 01:47
im an expert in the field of spam
You qualify.

You are Fartonaut 3, special second servant for our quantumflatucore-engineer.

Congratulations, SeiSei11 [your name for the trip.]

Further instructions follow.


YoNeptylo

kAb
02-22-2004, 12:02 AM
:01:

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by bujub22+22 February 2004 - 01:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 22 February 2004 - 01:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SexualFartening@21 February 2004 - 19:43
<!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@22 February 2004 - 01:37
:blink:
You qualify.

You are Fartonaut 1, special engineer for our quantumflatucore.

Congratulations, BujuBuju[your name for the trip.]

Further instructions follow.


YoNeptylo
cool i got a job :lol:

:blink: what i do again [/b][/quote]
Further instructions follow.

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:14 AM
The crew Sofar:

SeiSei11 : Fartonaut 3, special second servant for our quantumflatucore-engineer.

BujuBuju : Fartonaut 1, special engineer for our quantumflatucore.

Kebab: Fartonaut 2, special servant for our quantumflatucore-engineer.

BoaBig: Senioronaut 1, special counseler for our warpneurosescenter.

WizaDiz99: FirstCommander of Alien Flatulence Affairs and BarfTranslations.



And your Psycho-WarpFart Captain,


YoNeptylo :ghostface:

kAb
02-22-2004, 12:16 AM
wait, i&#39;m buju&#39;s bitch? :frusty:

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by kAb@22 February 2004 - 02:16
wait, i&#39;m buju&#39;s bitch? :frusty:
Either BuJuBuju&#39;s or................... :P Mine&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


And my Bitches suffer&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: [but it pays real well&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;]



YoNeptylo

kAb
02-22-2004, 12:29 AM
I demand a promotion :angry:

bigboab
02-22-2004, 12:30 AM
Can I assume there will be no posts for old people on this &#39;expedition&#39;? :rolleyes:

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:31 AM
The captain is going to indulge in some rest.

New applications will be reviewed tomorrow.


May you wank in prosper.


YoNeptylo

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by kAb@22 February 2004 - 02:29
I demand a promotion :angry:
You get a promotion.

You are now Supreme-Fartonautbitch-class 4d(2nd rebuild).

And now: Complie&#33;&#33;


YoNeptylo

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by bigboab@22 February 2004 - 02:30
Can I assume there will be no posts for old people on this &#39;expedition&#39;? :rolleyes:
You qualify.

You are Senioronaut 1, special counseler for our warpneurosescenter.

Congratulations, BoaBig[your name for the trip.]

Further instructions follow.


YoNeptylo

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:36 AM
The captain is going to indulge in some rest.

New applications will be reviewed tomorrow.


May you wank in prosper.


YoNeptylo

kAb
02-22-2004, 12:45 AM
yay. new class. :01:

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 12:46 AM
The White Wizard at your service, any magic or dangerous creatures to deal with i&#39;m your man.

I can also pretend that i can talk alien languages.


GOrrahumph miagreant si si gwee rot.

^^^^ see ^^^^

Yogi
02-22-2004, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 02:46
The White Wizard at your service, any magic or dangerous creatures to deal with i&#39;m your man.

I can also pretend that i can talk alien languages.


GOrrahumph miagreant si si gwee rot.

^^^^ see ^^^^
Duah Potare,

Hukjitre popolo&#33;&#33;&#33;

Doiuky Hujyhtr bgyubgyu, kolijku ytr&#33;&#33;&#33;

YoNeptylo


(Oh, and don&#39;t forget your stockings.)

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+22 February 2004 - 00:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 22 February 2004 - 00:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 02:46
The White Wizard at your service, any magic or dangerous creatures to deal with i&#39;m your man.

I can also pretend that i can talk alien languages.


GOrrahumph miagreant si si gwee rot.

^^^^ see ^^^^
Duah Potare,

Hukjitre popolo&#33;&#33;&#33;

Doiuky Hujyhtr bgyubgyu, kolijku ytr&#33;&#33;&#33;

YoNeptylo


(Oh, and don&#39;t forget your stockings.) [/b][/quote]
It&#39;s on&#33;

yihidihidihoho aqwertywiggje bxontiap :lol: :lol:

and that was before i took my trousers off :lol: :lol:

I&#39;m of to M&S anyone else need stockings? :)

Yogi
02-22-2004, 01:07 AM
yihidihidihoho aqwertywiggje bxontiap&nbsp;

Are you mocking me??? :angry:

You earned yourself one silythonic suction for three centoh&#39;s&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoNeptylo

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 01:07

yihidihidihoho aqwertywiggje bxontiap

Are you mocking me??? :angry:

You earned yourself one silythonic suction for three centoh&#39;s&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoNeptylo
My humble apologies high commader.

Three centohs is not enough for my crime.

One DURCAZENOT should be sufficient.

See you all when i get out. :ph34r:

Edit - out now&#33; Phew sucktion can be a bitch sometimes.

Yogi
02-22-2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+22 February 2004 - 03:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 &#064; 22 February 2004 - 03:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 01:07

yihidihidihoho aqwertywiggje bxontiap

Are you mocking me??? :angry:

You earned yourself one silythonic suction for three centoh&#39;s&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoNeptylo
My humble apologies high commader.

Three centohs is not enough for my crime.

One DURCAZENOT should be sufficient.

See you all when i get out. :ph34r:

Edit - out now&#33; Phew sucktion can be a bitch sometimes. [/b][/quote]
Your great attitude and shown remorse just gave you promotion&#33;&#33;&#33;


You are Now Prime-SupremeCommander in charge of Skweeky-Abduction.


If you succeed, you get free acces to our HoloBrothel&#33;&#33;


YoNeptylo

Yogi
02-22-2004, 01:43 AM
The captain is going to indulge in some rest.

New applications will be reviewed tomorrow.


May you wank in prosper.


YoNeptylo

seiya_33
02-22-2004, 05:30 AM
all hail captain YoNeptylo

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 12:57 PM
/me walks in with a twenty gun solute and a marching band.

N E 1 seen skweeky today. I have a plan. :D

bigboab
02-22-2004, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 00:46
GOrrahumph miagreant si si gwee rot.


You call me that again mate and you will see REAL flaming. :angry:

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 02:03 PM
You can do what you want i&#39;m waiting for the HoloBrothel.

By the way.

Ortiniclob babaswut. :angry: :angry:

Yogi
02-22-2004, 02:57 PM
/Captain Neptylo entering the prime deck.....


http://www.imagekandi.com/galleries/images/spaceship_1.jpg

LovePotion nr. 9
02-22-2004, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 14:03
You can do what you want i&#39;m waiting for the HoloBrothel.

By the way.

Ortiniclob babaswut. :angry: :angry:
First your duty&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

And the brothel is still in beta&#33;&#33;&#33; Some of those holobitches still bite........ :o


Captain Neptylo

Yogi
02-22-2004, 03:25 PM
We have an imposter&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :o


This is the TRUE captain Neptylo.

LP9, you will be Fartomcised&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:


The True Captain Neptylo

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 03:36 PM
I want to apply for the position of serial wanker. All for scientific purposes of course :wacko:

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 03:43 PM
You havent been reading..

Your already down for the HoloBrothel....Wizard want&#39;s a word i believe :P

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 03:44 PM
First you have to let me abduct you skweeky then i will hold the authority to let you do as you please.

Plus the HoloBrothel will be mine.

Muaahahahahaha.

P.s - I don&#39;t mind if they bite a bit.

P s 2 < :lol: > Intruders are treated serverely: Left in a room alone with skweeky.

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 03:53 PM
:huh:

DanB
02-22-2004, 03:56 PM
Can i be Chief skinner upper? :D

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by danb@22 February 2004 - 15:56
Can i be Chief skinner upper? :D
An essential part to any space mission.

I appoint you cheft space cadet.

DanB
02-22-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+22 February 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 22 February 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@22 February 2004 - 15:56
Can i be Chief skinner upper?&nbsp; :D
An essential part to any space mission.

I appoint you cheft space cadet. [/b][/quote]
Thanks Wizard Mon.

I&#39;ll get started right away :P

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 17:36
I want to apply for the position of serial wanker. All for scientific purposes of course :wacko:
Wow&#33;&#33;

You qualify&#33;&#33;


You are now HighCommander of SerialWarpWanking, first class.

Congratulations, SqueezeTight.[yout name for this trip]


At WizaDiz99: You will awaitsevere punishment together with LP9&#33;&#33;&#33;

You will have to fight the Gbyutopppoi&#33;&#33; in our HoloArena tomorrow.

Tou can get preventive counceling from BoaBig, Senioronaut1.


Captain Neptylo

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by danb+22 February 2004 - 18:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 22 February 2004 - 18:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 16:58
<!--QuoteBegin-danb@22 February 2004 - 15:56
Can i be Chief skinner upper? :D
An essential part to any space mission.

I appoint you cheft space cadet.
Thanks Wizard Mon.

I&#39;ll get started right away :P [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t listen to WizaDiz99, as he will be Gbyutopppoi-food soon........

And we don&#39;t have spacecadets&#33;&#33;&#33;

What are you qualifications??


Captain Neptylo

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 04:10 PM
The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/9909/chrisgaines/straightjacket.jpg

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:
I&#39;ll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserve.co.uk/blogpics/211201-2.jpg

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 04:11 PM
can I hire some other wankers? Tough job doing it alone all the time

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@22 February 2004 - 18:10
The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/9909/chrisgaines/straightjacket.jpg
Though your input is highly appreciated, we cannot recall you being a crewmembrane.

Did you allready take the Weuneupoghich Relieve???


Captain Neptylo.

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 04:16 PM
And heres the Officers Dress Uniform.....


http://www.magicworld.co.uk/acatalog/straightjacket.jpg

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+22 February 2004 - 16:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening &#064; 22 February 2004 - 16:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced@22 February 2004 - 18:10
The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/9909/chrisgaines/straightjacket.jpg
Though your input is highly appreciated, we cannot recall you being a crewmembrane.

Did you allready take the Weuneupoghich Relieve???


Captain Neptylo. [/b][/quote]
Who&#39;s a crew member?

I come under Skweeky as a "necessary worktool" for Tax reasons.... :ph34r: :ph34r:

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+22 February 2004 - 18:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 22 February 2004 - 18:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:
I&#39;ll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserve.co.uk/blogpics/211201-2.jpg [/b][/quote]
WizaDiz99: You again did it&#33;&#33;&#33;


Now back to yuor Truimithicaffed Refyuhj, before i breferefe your ass&#33;&#33;&#33;

And don&#39;t try to pull my rank again, you popopopopoprgte&#33;&#33;&#33;



Captain Neptylo

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 18:11
can I hire some other wankers? Tough job doing it alone all the time
Permiswank granted&#33;&#33;

Here is your first assistent, also specialised in deepthroat&#33;&#33;

http://www.heycomputer.com/images/alien/alien2.jpg



Capt. Nep

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced+22 February 2004 - 18:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 22 February 2004 - 18:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 16:14
<!--QuoteBegin-Rat Faced@22 February 2004 - 18:10
The new uniforms have arrived...

Heres one guy trying his on for High Commander Squeezetight...

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/9909/chrisgaines/straightjacket.jpg
Though your input is highly appreciated, we cannot recall you being a crewmembrane.

Did you allready take the Weuneupoghich Relieve???


Captain Neptylo.
Who&#39;s a crew member?

I come under Skweeky as a "necessary worktool" for Tax reasons.... :ph34r: :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
That means you are gonna wank us for seven years........

What are your qualifications for that???


CP.

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 04:21 PM
Wondered what happened to El Jeffe .... :huh:

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 04:22 PM
Good, a deep throat specialist is necessity

I need a few new vibrators Captain, do I have permission to order?
And anal beads for Lieutenant Ratfac

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 16:21


Who&#39;s a crew member?

I come under Skweeky as a "necessary worktool" for Tax reasons.... :ph34r: :ph34r:


What are your qualifications for that???


CP.
Im a Dildo ;)

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 18:22
Good, a deep throat specialist is necessity

I need a few new vibrators Captain, do I have permission to order?
And anal beads for Lieutenant Rat faced
Okay, SqueezeTight.

Ratfaced is a Dildo, helping you out.

Please bring him to our vibolab for a sexchange and warpiblity.


CN.

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+22 February 2004 - 16:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 22 February 2004 - 16:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 18:11
<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:
I&#39;ll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserve.co.uk/blogpics/211201-2.jpg
WizaDiz99: You again did it&#33;&#33;&#33;


Now back to yuor Truimithicaffed Refyuhj, before i breferefe your ass&#33;&#33;&#33;

And don&#39;t try to pull my rank again, you popopopopoprgte&#33;&#33;&#33;



Captain Neptylo [/b][/quote]
For my answer please refer to phrase number one.

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+22 February 2004 - 18:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 22 February 2004 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SexualFartening@22 February 2004 - 16:18

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 18:11
<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 15:53
:huh:
I&#39;ll take that as a yes.

Skweey you have been officially abducted and are now going to accompany us to Tyrinion Delta.

Useful phrases:

1: Tillibuty portanca zevvvabeddy = No, please, no anything but thaaa...argh.

2: Gwooly ginnishub tracbladdir = I did not understand a word you just said.

3: Yutravox lehreshalun = Keep your tenticles to your self.

P.s sorry high commander LP9 made me do it he held a gizzbarik to my head, what was i supposed to do?

At least give me a fiercer opponent.

Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserve.co.uk/blogpics/211201-2.jpg
WizaDiz99: You again did it&#33;&#33;&#33;


Now back to yuor Truimithicaffed Refyuhj, before i breferefe your ass&#33;&#33;&#33;

And don&#39;t try to pull my rank again, you popopopopoprgte&#33;&#33;&#33;



Captain Neptylo
For my answer please refer to phrase number one. [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s my WizaDiz&#33;&#33;&#33;

Good boy......... :P


CapNep

DanB
02-22-2004, 04:31 PM
Deep throat specialist?? :o

This gives Deep Space Nine a whole different meaning :lol: :lol:

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 04:40 PM
Rat Faced, please go to the violab NOW

Yogi
02-22-2004, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by danb@22 February 2004 - 18:31
Deep throat specialist?? :o

This gives Deep Space Nine a whole different meaning :lol: :lol:
You qualify.

From now on you will be Barbonaut1 in command of general humurous indigestion.


Congratulations, DanDan[your name during the trip]



CN

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 04:45 PM
This one?

Image Resized
[img]http://www.sp.se/sv/general/pressrum/bildbank/Biolab.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.sp.se/sv/general/pressrum/bildbank/Biolab.jpg')


I&#39;ll go as soon as the rest of the crew have been through.

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 04:48 PM
No, you go first

G&#39;wan, off ya go :D

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 16:48
No, you go first

G&#39;wan, off ya go :D
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative25.jpg

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 04:54 PM
That&#39;s it Dildo Rat Faced

I shall be reporting this to the Captain and you will have to face the poidklujuju :ph34r:

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 04:55 PM
I&#39;ve been through twice already..... what fun.

Rat Faced
02-22-2004, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 16:55
I&#39;ve been through twice already..... what fun.
We noticed last night :o

http://www.couplessocialclub.com/main_files/peek21.jpg

DanB
02-22-2004, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 17:55
I&#39;ve been through twice already..... what fun.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

the Violab you say? :unsure:

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced+22 February 2004 - 17:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 22 February 2004 - 17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@22 February 2004 - 16:55
I&#39;ve been through twice already..... what fun.
We noticed last night :o

http://www.couplessocialclub.com/main_files/peek21.jpg [/b][/quote]
Yer the side affects can be a bitch...

atiVidia
02-22-2004, 05:03 PM
hey can i join da krew? lol


i can be the sleep overseer (to make sure that ppl dont make sexual farts while sleeping...)

Yogi
02-22-2004, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by atiVidia@22 February 2004 - 19:03
hey can i join da krew? lol


i can be the sleep overseer (to make sure that ppl dont make sexual farts while sleeping...)
You qualify.

You will be NarcoNaut1 in charge of recovering SqueezeTight/RatDildo-leftovers.
(and don&#39;t keep all the semen to yourself&#33;&#33;&#33; :o :P :o )

Congratulations, OldVideo[your name during the trip)&#33;&#33;&#33;


CN

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 09:02 PM
so are we going then or what? :-" :01:

bujub22
02-22-2004, 09:04 PM
:blink:

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 09:59 PM
Joob Joob wants to apply for the position of &#39;anal bead&#39; I think

DanB
02-22-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 22:59
Joob Joob wants to apply for the position of &#39;anal bead&#39; I think
:lol: :lol: :lol:


That&#39;s so scary :ph34r:

bujub22
02-22-2004, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 17:59
Joob Joob wants to apply for the position of &#39;anal bead&#39; I think
http://www.dotcode.com/cool_things/bartmoon.gifhttp://www.dotcode.com/cool_things/bartmoon.gif

forget yah i was the first 1 hired i got seniority :angry: bow before me :lol:

Wizard_Mon1
02-22-2004, 11:46 PM
Carefull Bujub or you will have to fight the Gbyutopppoi.

http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserve.co.uk/blogpics/211201-2.jpg

Skweeky
02-22-2004, 11:50 PM
I&#39;m in charge of wanking and other perverted sexual acts

Are you sure you don&#39;t want to be an anal bead?

Could be fun

Yogi
02-22-2004, 11:56 PM
Captain Neptylon says:

I will now go into my last pre-mission narco-trip.

All crewmembers; Prepare for take off tomorrow at 20.00 h GMT Earthtime, date

23-04-2367.

Personal items are not allowed, as will all needed stuff be aboard allready.

Please try studying manual 978-00-tygr++ once more.



GoodNarco,


Cappy Nappy

DanB
02-22-2004, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@23 February 2004 - 00:50
I&#39;m in charge of wanking and other perverted sexual acts

Are you sure you don&#39;t want to be an anal bead?

Could be fun
Go on Bujub, it&#39;ll be erm..................interesing? :unsure:

Skweeky
02-23-2004, 12:18 AM
You and the Dildo could be a team

bigboab
02-23-2004, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 23:50
I&#39;m in charge of wanking and other perverted sexual acts

Are you sure you don&#39;t want to be an anal bead?

Could be fun
Yogi does this mean I do not have to exert myself. Just lay back and enjoy the trip. :rolleyes:

Wizard_Mon1
02-23-2004, 12:22 AM
No I think your just supposed to lay back an enjoy. :huh: :o ;)

seiya_33
02-23-2004, 02:39 AM
this is just pointless , see ya evrybody , :bye:

kAb
02-23-2004, 05:57 AM
978-00-tygr++


uh-oh... i was studying manual 978-00-tygr--... :ph34r:

internet.news
02-23-2004, 06:29 AM
*As the crewe sleeps preparing for their first voyage and kAb is saarching through the libraries for the correct manual the evil QuotroSam (name for this mission)........

http://gamesandbeyond.com/review/deface.jpg

squirts dangerously huge amounts of tomaot ketchup on the crewe&#39;s ship spinning it out of orbit.......... *

http://www.vancouver.wsu.edu/fac/peabody/game-book/misslescreen.gif


Muhuhahahahahhaha :ph34r:



*then goes to bed*

Yogi
02-23-2004, 09:23 AM
MUHAHAHAHAHA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

SqueezTight just did the Nuclear anal beeds on Evil QuotroSam&#33;&#33;&#33;


Recover from that, tou sam of a biaaatch&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;



http://server6.uploadit.org/files/poeper-deface1.jpg



Cat. Neptylon [ 9,5 hours to take-off. ]

Edit: Just bought the crew a second generation Gbyutopppoi, to protect us

from family/friends of Evil QuotroSam.

http://www.themeparkadventure.com/alien2002i.jpg

Skweeky
02-23-2004, 01:18 PM
The Dildo and I are also working on a more powerful anal bead :ph34r:

DanB
02-23-2004, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@23 February 2004 - 14:18
The Dildo and I are also working on a more powerful anal bead :ph34r:
Could you work on eye protectors too? <_<

I have an awful shiner today :lol: :lol: :lol:

LovePotion nr. 9
02-23-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by danb+23 February 2004 - 13:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 23 February 2004 - 13:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@23 February 2004 - 14:18
The Dildo and I are also working on a more powerful anal bead :ph34r:
Could you work on eye protectors too? <_<

I have an awful shiner today :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Both SqueezeTight and DanDan,

Please find us some hydrogeniccally enhanced firmirationatoms.

That should do the trick.

[don&#39;t forget the protective fluffa-gloves&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;]


CN

5 h 40 min . to take off and counting.

Yogi
02-23-2004, 02:17 PM
Fucks off, LP9&#33;&#33;&#33;

We don&#39;t need your pathetic remarks here.

Go love yourself or something&#33;&#33;&#33;


DanDan&Squeeze: Ignore the above post.

That guy is mental.


CapNep

kAb
02-23-2004, 04:59 PM
where&#39;s the cream filling?

tralalala
02-23-2004, 05:02 PM
I wanna go&#33;&#33; im a Jew (not black, but im a jew)&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

so, im applying for this... ummmm.... thing


tralalala :blink:

Yogi
02-23-2004, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by tralalala@23 February 2004 - 19:02
I wanna go&#33;&#33; im a Jew (not black, but im a jew)&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

so, im applying for this... ummmm.... thing


tralalala :blink:
Just Jew??

No nasty disorder of some kind???

CapNep

Yogi
02-23-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by kAb@23 February 2004 - 18:59
where&#39;s the cream filling?
Ask SqueezeTight&#33;&#33;

She is in charge of producing cream............. :lol:


CapNep

Yogi
02-23-2004, 05:05 PM
2 hours 47 min. to take off.

tralalala
02-23-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+23 February 2004 - 19:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 23 February 2004 - 19:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@23 February 2004 - 19:02
I wanna go&#33;&#33; im a Jew (not black, but im a jew)&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

so, im applying for this... ummmm.... thing


tralalala&nbsp; :blink:
Just Jew??

No nasty disorder of some kind???

CapNep [/b][/quote]
nope, just a plain old jew :D

tralalala

Yogi
02-23-2004, 05:21 PM
ALERT&#33;&#33;&#33; ALERT&#33;&#33;&#33;


ALL STATIONS CODE PURPLE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


TAKE OFF SUSPENDED&#33;&#33;&#33;
(AT LEAST TILL TOMORROW........)

HEAVY SOLARSTORMS AND METEORSHOWERS.....

1 MILLION CREAMFILLINGS FOR WHO CATCHES QUOTROSAMhttp://server6.uploadit.org/files/poeper-deface1.jpg

GREETINGS,

CAPTAIN NEPTYLO

Skweeky
02-23-2004, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by kAb@23 February 2004 - 17:59
where&#39;s the cream filling?
We all have some cream filling deep inside us kAb. Join my section and you will find out all about it :)

tralalala
02-23-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening@23 February 2004 - 19:21
ALERT&#33;&#33;&#33; ALERT&#33;&#33;&#33;


ALL STATIONS CODE PURPLE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


TAKE OFF SUSPENDED&#33;&#33;&#33;
(AT LEAST TILL TOMORROW........)

HEAVY SOLARSTORMS AND METEORSHOWERS.....

1 MILLION CREAMFILLINGS FOR WHO CATCHES QUOTROSAMhttp://server6.uploadit.org/files/poeper-deface1.jpg

GREETINGS,

CAPTAIN NEPTYLO
your barmy :blink: :unsure: :ghostface:


tralalala

Yogi
02-23-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by tralalala+23 February 2004 - 19:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 23 February 2004 - 19:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SexualFartening@23 February 2004 - 19:03
<!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@23 February 2004 - 19:02
I wanna go&#33;&#33; im a Jew (not black, but im a jew)&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

so, im applying for this... ummmm.... thing


tralalala :blink:
Just Jew??

No nasty disorder of some kind???

CapNep
nope, just a plain old jew :D

tralalala [/b][/quote]
Not even some nasty habits??

If not, i can only assign you as QuotroSam-bate..........



CapNep

Canti
02-23-2004, 05:53 PM
I want to go too&#33;

I am good at lots

I think I would make good reactor shielding

I also made a suit for the trip
Image Resized
[img]http://www2.davidson.edu/studentlife/stu_orgs/fencing/graphics/salute.gif' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www2.davidson.edu/studentlife/stu_orgs/fencing/graphics/salute.gif')

Can I come?

Wizard_Mon1
02-23-2004, 08:37 PM
What take off SHIT i&#39;ve been in the holobrothel for 2 days.... I think It&#39;s safe know but i&#39;m a bit tired so page me for take off.... i&#39;f i don&#39;t cum just sent sqweeky round. :lol:

Skweeky
02-23-2004, 08:41 PM
I&#39;m not on duty tonight

The DILDO is covering for me :D

I&#39;m sure he&#39;ll be able to help you out as well ;)

DanB
02-23-2004, 08:47 PM
Skweeks, stop lowering the tone :lol: :lol:

Skweeky
02-23-2004, 08:52 PM
The angel wings haven&#39;t arrived yet dan, I&#39;m sorry :(

DanB
02-23-2004, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@23 February 2004 - 21:52
The angel wings haven&#39;t arrived yet dan, I&#39;m sorry :(
:cry1: :cry1:


But you&#39;re still here :D


Lol how cheesy :ph34r:

Skweeky
02-23-2004, 08:59 PM
You mean Cheese has to wear them? :huh: :o

DanB
02-23-2004, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@23 February 2004 - 21:59
You mean Cheese has to wear them? :huh: :o
No feckin&#39; way :angry:

atiVidia
02-23-2004, 09:06 PM
a new rule: all dildos must be stimulateable (a real dick) and must have at LEAST 3 tablespoons of semen

the dildos can be either a part of a life form; or can be separate (an artificial living dildo)


:blink:




the point is: this ship is almost lifeless (needs 20000 more ppl). so im doing this in order to increase life on the ship (life: population AND liveliness of the males & females on this ship :rolleyes: )

Cheese
02-23-2004, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by danb+23 February 2004 - 20:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 23 February 2004 - 20:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@23 February 2004 - 21:59
You mean Cheese has to wear them? :huh:&nbsp; :o
No feckin&#39; way :angry: [/b][/quote]
They won&#39;t go with my Jessica Fletcher outfit anyhow... :lol:

What&#39;s thgis thread about, I&#39;m a little bit lazy tonight... :blink:

Skweeky
02-23-2004, 09:12 PM
Would you please stop interfering with my section?

Thank you

Everyone is already pregnant (except me of course), in 9 months time the population will be 4 times as big (triplexes, all of them, you see)

bigboab
02-23-2004, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@23 February 2004 - 21:08
What&#39;s thgis thread about
About 9 pages long.

tralalala
02-23-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+23 February 2004 - 19:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 23 February 2004 - 19:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by tralalala@23 February 2004 - 19:19

Originally posted by SexualFartening@23 February 2004 - 19:03
<!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@23 February 2004 - 19:02
I wanna go&#33;&#33; im a Jew (not black, but im a jew)&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

so, im applying for this... ummmm.... thing


tralalala :blink:
Just Jew??

No nasty disorder of some kind???

CapNep
nope, just a plain old jew :D

tralalala
Not even some nasty habits??

If not, i can only assign you as QuotroSam-bate..........



CapNep [/b][/quote]
anything, i just want to be on this so called mission :D :lol: :lol:


tralalala :blink:

bujub22
02-23-2004, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@22 February 2004 - 19:50
I&#39;m in charge of wanking and other perverted sexual acts

Are you sure you don&#39;t want to be an anal bead?

Could be fun
:blink:

http://www.dotcode.com/cool_things/liquid.jpg

bujub22
02-24-2004, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by kAb@21 February 2004 - 20:16
wait, i&#39;m buju&#39;s bitch? :frusty:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

sure are :P

kAb
02-24-2004, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by bujub22+23 February 2004 - 18:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 23 February 2004 - 18:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kAb@21 February 2004 - 20:16
wait, i&#39;m buju&#39;s bitch?&nbsp; :frusty:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

sure are :P [/b][/quote]
not anymore :P

internet.news
02-24-2004, 05:13 AM
*The disfigured (following the nuclear anal-bead attack) Quotorosam teleports down to the ship*

http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12503/walkthrough/13/teleport-02.jpg

*notices then enters the holobrothel*


http://jpg.amateur.pornparks.com/goldteen/3d02/22.jpg

*leaves after having infected all the virtual chicks in the ships holobrothel with a sexually contractual version of the MyDoom virus*



Muhuhahahahahah&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/poeper-deface1.jpg


:ph34r:

Yogi
02-24-2004, 12:10 PM
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/poeper-deface3.jpg

That&#39;s what happens when you try to nail a virtual babe in beta.........

All our holowhores have Mc&Flee installed&#33;&#33;&#33;


You are now deported to our HoloJail at Mesuviduvius in the meligna-quadrant,

9.000.000 warpyears away&#33;&#33;&#33;

Now try come back from that&#33;&#33;&#33;

TralalalaTrala: You will escort the QuotroSam.


CapNep

tralalala
02-24-2004, 01:34 PM
whats the quotrosam?&#33; and how many kilometeres is a warpyear?&#33; :blink:


tralalala

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 01:51 PM
He stole a specimen of semen :blink:

It was bb&#39;s :helpsmile:

What is he going to do with that?? :huh:

tralalala
02-24-2004, 01:58 PM
:blink: :wacko: :blink: :wacko: :blink: :wacko: :blink: :wacko: :blink: :wacko:

tralalala

Yogi
02-24-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by tralalala@24 February 2004 - 15:34
whats the quotrosam?&#33; and how many kilometeres is a warpyear?&#33; :blink:


tralalala
TraTraLaTra[your name for this trip, if you go along],

Are you trying to prove your incompetence??

Read the feckin&#39; thread&#33;&#33;&#33;

Squeeze: The Semen is your responsibility&#33;&#33;&#33;



CapNep

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 03:07 PM
Captain,

if you read up you shall see that the DILDO was in charge of the sector last night because I had to do some last minute arrangements.

Who is in charge of security anyway? They didn&#39;t do a good job, I specifially asked two people to watch the semen 24/7 <_<

Yogi
02-24-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 17:07
Captain,

if you read up you shall see that the DILDO was in charge of the sector last night because I had to do some last minute arrangements.

Who is in charge of security anyway? They didn&#39;t do a good job, I specifially asked two people to watch the semen 24/7 <_<
Letting the DILDO be in charge of the semen was your call, Commander

SqueezeTight&#33;&#33;&#33;

You are there for diciplined&#33;&#33;

You too will have to face the Gbyutopppoi&#33;&#33;http://www.imperialdoughnut.freeserve.co.uk/blogpics/211201-2.jpg


And now find the damn semen&#33;&#33;&#33;


Captain"The Conquerer" Neptylo

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 03:22 PM
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain <_<


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns :blink:

Wizard_Mon1
02-24-2004, 03:26 PM
Wasn&#39;t me boss, i was in the HoloBrothel checking there were no viruses left. ;)

I&#39;ve also installed a new program that allows you to choose how they should look, skweeky is the default for now.

I also found this running round the ship. I think its a CuArfT.

http://www.jodompictures.com/Images/BTS%20Limelight/Eds%20House/ALIEN%20CAT.jpg

It can be our guard CuArfT, It&#39;s eye lasers are really awesome.

What do you think Captain.

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 03:35 PM
It has to be neutered though. Can you bring it in one of these days?

bujub22
02-24-2004, 03:49 PM
sorry ive been late to all the meetings ans stuff but what is my job again ?? :lol:

i remember something about driving the ship ,but where again yah wanted to go??

Wizard_Mon1
02-24-2004, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:35
It has to be neutered though. Can you bring it in one of these days?
It won&#39;t like that one little bit, i&#39;ll send you down some Quilar laser shields, they should keep you safe.

Bujub, i remember you at flight academy, you never made it past the DrandaR X simulator, I moved to engineering, You got better yet?

Image Resized
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Drive safe now B)

bujub22
02-24-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+24 February 2004 - 11:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 &#064; 24 February 2004 - 11:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:35
It has to be neutered though. Can you bring it in one of these days?
It won&#39;t like that one little bit, i&#39;ll send you down some Quilar laser shields, they should keep you safe.

Bujub, i remember you at flight academy, you never made it past the DrandaR X simulator, I moved to engineering, You got better yet?

Image Resized
Image Resized
<a href=&#39;http://www.b9robotresource.com/images/b9/j2-crash.jpg&#39; (http://www.b9robotresource.com/images/b9/j2-crash.jpg) target=&#39;image&#39;>Image Resized
[img]http://www.b9robotresource.com/images/b9/j2-crash.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.b9robotresource.com/images/b9/j2-crash.jpg')</a>

Drive safe now B) [/b][/quote]
im the man at driving the ship sep for when gir pops out and messes wid me while im driving but im taking back control of the bridge so be affraid be very affraid :lol:http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/zimdrool.jpg

DanB
02-24-2004, 04:24 PM
When do we leave? :blink:

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 04:27 PM
Right

I&#39;m off to face the Gbyutopppoi :(

Wish me luck

DanB
02-24-2004, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 17:27
I&#39;m off to face the Gbyutopppoi :(
It sounds scary whatever it is <_<

Good luck, make sure you are back for take off :unsure:

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 04:40 PM
I&#39;m back :blink:

He told me to eat two lollypops and that was it :unsure:

DanB
02-24-2004, 04:57 PM
That was easy peasy then :lol:

Wizard_Mon1
02-24-2004, 04:58 PM
Hes quite nice once you get to know him.

Gave me a packet of jacobs crackers and some cheddar cheese. mmm. :helpsmile:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 12:40
I&#39;m back :blink:

He told me to eat two lollypops and that was it :unsure:
:blink:

Cheese
02-24-2004, 05:00 PM
I&#39;ve always considered Space Bats to be quite scarey...though there aren&#39;t as many around these days... :ph34r:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 05:02 PM
are we already in space ?

i don&#39;t remember leavinghttp://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/edoom/very_first_smiley.gif

Wizard_Mon1
02-24-2004, 05:06 PM
Were waiting for C.~Neps orders for take off.

You can use the Hbrothel while your waiting if you want.

Clean up after yourself though otherwise it could start to get messy in there.

I already found some semen in the this morning.... anyone missing some? :ph34r:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 05:08 PM
so that&#39;s what was stck to my shoe :blink: :lol:

Yogi
02-24-2004, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 18:40
I&#39;m back :blink:

He told me to eat two lollypops and that was it :unsure:
You lucky devil&#33;&#33;&#33;


Gbyutopppoi really hates bad breath...........


Captain YoNeptylo

Yogi
02-24-2004, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 17:49
sorry ive been late to all the meetings ans stuff but what is my job again ?? :lol:

i remember something about driving the ship ,but where again yah wanted to go??
Your Job, BujuBuju,


BujuBuju : Fartonaut 1, special engineer for our quantumflatucore.


You will face the Gbyutopppoi&#33;&#33;&#33;

And now he has a gasmask on&#33;&#33;&#33;

And i reposessed his lollipops; they cause buhybuhy&#33;&#33;&#33;


When you survive the Gbyutopppoi, you should start working on that

quantumflatucore, is it fully charged yet??


Captain "Destroyer" YoNeptylo


Take off is currently suspended due to heavy solarfarts and meteorgrungles.

Also will the president-commander of the Federational Forces, General

Schwarzenegger the 7th, be visiting us for a last inspection.

Cheese
02-24-2004, 05:29 PM
Is it possible to configure the Hbrothel to help get me over my fear of Space Bats? :ph34r:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 05:31 PM
ok i kicked gbyu in da balls for scaring me :angry:


and the crystal is charged &#33;
we can give it all we got captain ;)
and genaral sworze does&#39;nt like me cuz i hit on his wife and possibley did other stuff to her&#33; :unsure: :rolleyes:

but jus a heads up ill be callin in that day when he comes :D

Yogi
02-24-2004, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@24 February 2004 - 19:29
Is it possible to configure the Hbrothel to help get me over my fear of Space Bats? :ph34r:
If you have experience in programming in CXfart++ second edition.

But did you get a proper name for the trip yet??


Captain YoHoNeptylo

Yogi
02-24-2004, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 19:31
ok i kicked gbyu in da balls for scaring me :angry:


and the crystal is charged &#33;
we can give it all we got captain ;)
and genaral sworze does&#39;nt like me cuz i hit on his wife and possibley did other stuff to her&#33; :unsure: :rolleyes:

but jus a heads up ill be callin in that day when he comes :D
Good work, BujuBuju&#33;&#33;&#33;

One free ride on the BarfCoaster&#33;&#33;&#33;

And when we reach our first planet, you are allowed one bhyutre&#33;&#33;&#33;


Captain NeptyloHo

bujub22
02-24-2004, 05:37 PM
:angry: :angry: :angry: i want more let&#39;s leave screw the others :angry: i wana leave now &#33; :angry:

Yogi
02-24-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 19:37
:angry: :angry: :angry: i want more let&#39;s leave screw the others :angry: i wana leave now &#33; :angry:
Now you done it&#33;&#33;&#33;

You will sleep with our Gbyutopppoi second build&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.themeparkadventure.com/alien2002i.jpg

And no extra benefits for the first three years of the trip&#33;&#33;

Understood&#33;&#33;


Or i&#39;ll send DILDO to give you some anal probing&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;



CapTylo NepYo

bujub22
02-24-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+24 February 2004 - 13:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 24 February 2004 - 13:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@24 February 2004 - 19:37
:angry:&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; i want more let&#39;s leave screw the others :angry: i wana leave now &#33; :angry:
Now you done it&#33;&#33;&#33;

You will sleep with our Gbyutopppoi second build&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.themeparkadventure.com/alien2002i.jpg

And no extra benefits for the first three years of the trip&#33;&#33;

Understood&#33;&#33;


Or i&#39;ll send DILDO to give you some anal probing&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;



CapTylo NepYo [/b][/quote]
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Yogi
02-24-2004, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 20:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 24 February 2004 - 20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 13:41
<!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@24 February 2004 - 19:37
:angry: :angry: :angry: i want more let&#39;s leave screw the others :angry: i wana leave now &#33; :angry:
Now you done it&#33;&#33;&#33;

You will sleep with our Gbyutopppoi second build&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.themeparkadventure.com/alien2002i.jpg

And no extra benefits for the first three years of the trip&#33;&#33;

Understood&#33;&#33;


Or i&#39;ll send DILDO to give you some anal probing&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;



CapTylo NepYo
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You are on SpaceModeration now&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Now we have to build a new Gbyutopppoi..... :angry:


Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/alien_movie_monster_31.jpg


CaYo Nap

Cheese
02-24-2004, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+24 February 2004 - 16:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 24 February 2004 - 16:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@24 February 2004 - 19:29
Is it possible to configure the Hbrothel to help get me over my fear of Space Bats? :ph34r:
If you have experience in programming in CXfart++ second edition.

But did you get a proper name for the trip yet??


Captain YoHoNeptylo [/b][/quote]
No, probably because of my recent problems with flying space mammals.... :ph34r:

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 06:29 PM
The semen is back in its place Captain.

The wizard found it while configuring the Holobrothel.

I suggest he gets rewarded for that; maybe a few bhyutres?


I would like permission to recruit UKMan for the function of the VIBRATOR

Canti
02-24-2004, 06:29 PM
URGENT: Captain Neptylo

I think you may have passed over my first application
Or maybe I failed the first test I think, but im still not sure what it was...
Maybe it was the suit&#33;?

QUALIFICATIONS:
---------------------

1. I can count to 4
2. I make good reactor shielding
6. I look different every time you see me
4. I recently found a Moogle Pocket and added an extra slot to my action inventory.
4. I once taught poo to sing.
4. I have magnetic sneakers.
4. I salute all the time, so I should probably belong to some kind of command structure where you get to salute all the time.
4. I am familiar with the CXfart++ Lite programming language.
4. I look good in any colour except snuh.

Yogi
02-24-2004, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 20:29
The semen is back in its place Captain.

The wizard found it while configuring the Holobrothel.

I suggest he gets rewarded for that; maybe a few bhyutres?


I would like permission to recruit UKMan for the function of the VIBRATOR
Good Work, ST&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:


WizaDiz can have 4 bhyutres. ;)


As for UKman; okay, but he will have to apply like any other&#33;&#33;&#33; :P

Or do you vouch for him?? :lol:



Captain Nep

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Canti@24 February 2004 - 19:29
URGENT: Captain Neptylo

I think you may have passed over my first application
Or maybe I failed the first test I think, but im still not sure what it was...
Maybe it was the suit&#33;?

QUALIFICATIONS:
---------------------

4. I salute all the time, so I should probably belong to some kind of command structure where you get to salute all the time.


Captain, I need another crew member to try the &#39;rings&#39; on. He seems perfect for this function.



EDIT: I do not vouch for anyone, sir, I shall have him fill in his application though.

bujub22
02-24-2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening+24 February 2004 - 14:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 24 February 2004 - 14:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 20:22

Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 13:41
<!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@24 February 2004 - 19:37
:angry: :angry: :angry: i want more let&#39;s leave screw the others :angry: i wana leave now &#33; :angry:
Now you done it&#33;&#33;&#33;

You will sleep with our Gbyutopppoi second build&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.themeparkadventure.com/alien2002i.jpg

And no extra benefits for the first three years of the trip&#33;&#33;

Understood&#33;&#33;


Or i&#39;ll send DILDO to give you some anal probing&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;



CapTylo NepYo
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You are on SpaceModeration now&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Now we have to build a new Gbyutopppoi..... :angry:


Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;[img]http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/alien_movie_monster_31.jpg


CaYo Nap [/b][/quote]
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think about it :D

i wana leave ...now..... set ship for take off who&#39;s comin wid me?

Yogi
02-24-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by Canti@24 February 2004 - 20:29
URGENT: Captain Neptylo

I think you may have passed over my first application
Or maybe I failed the first test I think, but im still not sure what it was...
Maybe it was the suit&#33;?

QUALIFICATIONS:
---------------------

1. I can count to 4
2. I make good reactor shielding
6. I look different every time you see me
4. I recently found a Moogle Pocket and added an extra slot to my action inventory.
4. I once taught poo to sing.
4. I have magnetic sneakers.
4. I salute all the time, so I should probably belong to some kind of command structure where you get to salute all the time.
4. I am familiar with the CXfart++ Lite programming language.
4. I look good in any colour except snuh.
That is amazing&#33;&#33;&#33;

When you pass the All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/alien_movie_monster_31.jpg

You will become HighCommander in charge of matter of matters concerning all

matters concerned.

You will report to me no matter what.

Congratulations, CanDo[your name for this trip]

And now off to some matters.


CapYoNyLot

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 06:41 PM
Joob Joob, I did not activate your semen sample yet. The ship won&#39;t recognise you when erm...&#39;testing&#39; you.

You do not want to know what will happen to your &#39;big boy&#39; if you try to take off without permission :rolleyes:

Yogi
02-24-2004, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky+24 February 2004 - 20:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 24 February 2004 - 20:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Canti@24 February 2004 - 19:29
URGENT: Captain Neptylo

I think you may have passed over my first application
Or maybe I failed the first test I think, but im still not sure what it was...
Maybe it was the suit&#33;?

QUALIFICATIONS:
---------------------

4. I salute all the time, so I should probably belong to some kind of command structure where you get to salute all the time.


Captain, I need another crew member to try the &#39;rings&#39; on. He seems perfect for this function.



EDIT: I do not vouch for anyone, sir, I shall have him fill in his application though. [/b][/quote]
[captain in holotoilet]

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 06:44 PM
Is it that tygeyrtri Durchfall again Captain? :o

Yogi
02-24-2004, 06:44 PM
BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

bujub22
02-24-2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 14:41
Joob Joob, I did not activate your semen sample yet. The ship won&#39;t recognise you when erm...&#39;testing&#39; you.

You do not want to know what will happen to your &#39;big boy&#39; if you try to take off without permission :rolleyes:
wtf :blink:

maybe i should&#39;nt have skip so many day&#39;s ? :huh: :D

Yogi
02-24-2004, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 20:44
Is it that tygeyrtri Durchfall again Captain? :o
Yeah&#33;&#33;

Just a little too much Frighqhydrated flocksauce..........


Captain Nep.............barf&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 06:47 PM
Buju Buju, report to the Captain immediately or I shall activate the BBB* :ph34r:







*Big Boy Blaster

bujub22
02-24-2004, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 14:47
Buju Buju, report to the Captain immediately or I shall activate the BBB* :ph34r:







*Big Boy Blaster
:o what the hell is that http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/blackeye/2ar15smilie.gifnever mind im reADY :ph34r:

Wizard_Mon1
02-24-2004, 06:52 PM
Don&#39;t worry my cat, i mean CuuArfT will get him.

http://www.jodompictures.com/Images/BTS%20Limelight/Eds%20House/ALIEN%20CAT.jpg

By the way it had a baby but it hasn&#39;t fully formed yet.

http://paranoiafiles.com/images/green_cat.jpg

Captain carefull, in the hToilet, some people have already gone missing in there today.

Yogi
02-24-2004, 06:53 PM
ALERT ALERT ALERT
BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

--------------------

bujub22
02-24-2004, 06:54 PM
damn cats :angry: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/contrib/geno/para.gif

Skweeky
02-24-2004, 06:56 PM
*activating BBB*


...this could get really messy :ph34r:

Wizard_Mon1
02-24-2004, 06:56 PM
i&#39;ve sealed him in the boarding dock.... let him stay there til he calms down.

Edit - send the TUBE in to get him - this will make for interesting veiwing

bujub22
02-24-2004, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 14:53
ALERT ALERT ALERT
BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

--------------------
u will never capture me :angry: freaks


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/paladin/uzi.gif
http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/ut2/rocketwhore.gif
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/ups/kamikaze/smilietrix.gif
http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/violent/1gunsmiley.gif

Wizard_Mon1
02-24-2004, 07:06 PM
I&#39;ve turned magnestisum on high so bullets will stick to the walls.

He won&#39;t last much longer... :01: :01: :01:

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 13:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 24 February 2004 - 13:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 14:53
ALERT ALERT ALERT
BujuBuju is now considered a shiphazard.

All recruits: BujuBuju is worth 20 bhyutres+One SqueezeTight grungle.

Now catch him and place him in the cryotube.


Captain Neptylo

--------------------
u will never capture me :angry: freaks


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/paladin/uzi.gif
http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/ut2/rocketwhore.gif
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/ups/kamikaze/smilietrix.gif
http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/violent/1gunsmiley.gif [/b][/quote]
the icy-flaming shit launcher&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


fire away&#33;&#33;&#33; Boom Boom BOOM&#33;&#33;&#33;


jubs is frrrooozzzeeennn solid, and shitty


i placed him in the cryotube&#33; YES&#33;


thx to wizard-mons magnetized bullets&#33; lets split the bounty btween da 2 of us m8&#33;



:lol: :lol: :01: :01: :lol: :lol:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 07:53 PM
screw u 2 i still have my light saber :lol: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif

me make run for getaway shiphttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/violent/awing.gif

DanB
02-24-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 20:53
screw u 2 i still have my light saber :lol: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif

me make run for getaway shiphttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/violent/awing.gif
Is the thief of bb&#39;s semen sample? :o

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@24 February 2004 - 14:53
screw u 2 i still have my light saber :lol: http://www.freeadpower.org/~mrsmiles/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif

me make run for getaway shiphttp://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/violent/awing.gif
d00d&#33; ur FROZEN&#33;&#33;&#33;


ur ALREADY IN THE CRYOTUBE&#33;&#33;&#33;


btw wizard vaporized ur ship :P

bujub22
02-24-2004, 08:02 PM
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/monsieurboo/box.gifwhen i get out im goin to hurt somebody &#33; :angry:


everybody :angry:

bigboab
02-24-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain <_<


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns :blink:
Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? :rolleyes:

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 08:14 PM
i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+24 February 2004 - 16:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 24 February 2004 - 16:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 15:22
The fact that security isn&#39;t functioning well is not my mistake captain <_<


I tracked down the semen and it&#39;s on its way to a planet called &#39;Bajawooble&#39;, about 254.024 warpyears away from here.

Scans show that the planet has a severe lack of lame puns :blink:
Are you suggesting that my puns are lame because something is limp? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/monsieurboo/box.gifhahaahahahahaahah

bujub22
02-24-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:14
i need a gender analysis on jubs...


NOW&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:
:blink: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/monsieurboo/box.gif

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 08:25 PM
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?

bujub22
02-24-2004, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/Eyecrazy.gifwhat not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/violent/zx11shocked.gif

now to escape and get to the ship :unsure:

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by bujub22+24 February 2004 - 15:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 24 February 2004 - 15:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 16:25
thx for da info:

it turns out that jubs is a GIRL&#33;


i dont care how accurate that statement is: we need to impregnate her&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


i need a semen bucket&#33; QUICK&#33;

btw rite now jubs is on an oxygen mask, and the tube is not yet frozen. it will freeze 9 seconds after fertilization of the 200 eggs in her alien womb


science lesson: what happens when human sperm is pumped into an alien egg? (as in, a reptile mutated to the point that it can think as well as a human, but still uses the same egg & sperm structure :lol:)

i mean, when u cross a horse and a donkey, you get a mule, so is it possible to cross breed with humans and super-reptiles?
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/Eyecrazy.gifwhat not me&#33;&#33;


hack system get out cryo then http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/violent/zx11shocked.gif

now to escape and get to the ship :unsure: [/b][/quote]
cryotube isnt computer operated man&#33;&#33;&#33;


:P



btw we blew up ur ship, remember?



also, since we filled the dryotube with sperm and u were fertilized, we sped tome so that 1 month passed every second in the chamber&#33; so now your baby is BORN&#33; and you are...





FROZEN&#33;



btw man, its a girl&#33;


its also rather cute lookin too&#33; its a human with a tail&#33; (the tail is covered with human skin so...


anyhow, we sped time up on her and now shes at her 18th birthday&#33;

Canti
02-24-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 18:40
[QUOTE=Canti,24 February 2004 - 20:29] URGENT: Captain Neptylo

When you pass the All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/alien_movie_monster_31.jpg

You will become HighCommander in charge of matter of matters concerning all

matters concerned.

You will report to me no matter what.

Congratulations, CanDo[your name for this trip]

And now off to some matters.


CapYoNyLot
Excellent&#33;

I have already begun preparing for the operation...

I have been consuming mass quantities of fiber, and I will perch myself upon the MEGAfLUSH for approximately (timeinterval classified) during which time I hope to pass an All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

My secret identity for today is (pantS-Pants)
http://www.snapbag.com/~flux/tf/cards/salute.jpg
:Cadet CanDo report ends:
&#33;Hail Nep&#33;

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 08:59 PM
looks like jubs&#39; girl is askin for sum&#33;


*goes into private room and closes triple-layer doors*


:P wow shes got some skills with the tail...


(note to self, dont get this girl with any other girl... she will tail them :lol:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 09:58 PM
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/monsieurboo/box.gifnot my baby :angry:

i now got my ship back :P

some friends came and rescued me http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/edoom/spacecraft.gif
now it&#39;s payback time


http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/zimpic2.gif

Cheese
02-24-2004, 10:58 PM
But what about the Space Bats, do they really exist??&#33;? :ph34r:

bujub22
02-24-2004, 10:59 PM
kill them girhttp://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/bios/sir.jpg



we will conquer this place http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/skoodge2.jpg



the invasion has begunhttp://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/girpic1.gif

Cheese
02-24-2004, 11:01 PM
I&#39;ll hold &#39;em off as long as I can but I only just got me licence...

http://hem.passagen.se/kantorp/dataspel/invasionofbats.gif

bujub22
02-24-2004, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Withcheese@24 February 2004 - 19:01
I&#39;ll hold &#39;em off as long as I can but I only just got me licence...

http://hem.passagen.se/kantorp/dataspel/invasionofbats.gif
what does this lil human thinks he doin??


http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/invzim3.jpg

Yogi
02-24-2004, 11:25 PM
Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33; Captain Call&#33;&#33;

BujuBuju:

I, Captain Neptylo of The Neptylon 7 give you one last chance to surrender and

face the court of The Righteous Flock for a just trial in this hideous matter.

Either you surrender, Either you will be Fartomcised for life&#33;&#33;&#33;

Your choice&#33;&#33;


Captain Neptylo The Invincable

Yogi
02-25-2004, 08:40 AM
[/captain neptylo entering the deck]

internet.news
02-25-2004, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@25 February 2004 - 07:40
[/captain neptylo entering the deck]
:o






:angry: Too late&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:








:ph34r:

Yogi
02-25-2004, 09:48 AM
:angry: :angry: :angry:

atiVidia
02-25-2004, 12:47 PM
jubs was dumb enuf to walk into my cryotube again


lol hes frozen and we will kill him soon

Yogi
02-25-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by atiVidia@25 February 2004 - 14:47
jubs was dumb enuf to walk into my cryotube again


lol hes frozen and we will kill him soon
Nobody will be killed aboard the Neptylon&#33;&#33;&#33;

We will just suck his brain and use the rest for spareparts&#33;&#33;&#33;

Nahhh, Just Kidding, he will have to face The Righteous Flock and justice will be

done&#33;&#33;&#33;

In the meantime you may use him for dryjuiceatomic experiments.


YoNeptylo

Wizard_Mon1
02-25-2004, 01:17 PM
Whe get to play with dryjuice..... I haven&#39;t done that since starnursery.

One of my friends had his hand turned inside out... he had to stick it in his mouth till the teachers came round... :x :nuke: :x

tralalala
02-25-2004, 02:49 PM
:01: are we there yet :01:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




tralalala

Yogi
02-25-2004, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by tralalala@25 February 2004 - 16:49
:01: are we there yet :01:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




tralalala
Where, TralaTraTra???

We didn&#39;t even take off.

And did you do your duty&#39;s today???


CapYo

tralalala
02-25-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by SensualBarfing+25 February 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 25 February 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@25 February 2004 - 16:49
:01: are we there yet :01:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




tralalala
Where, TralaTraTra???

We didn&#39;t even take off.

And did you do your duty&#39;s today???


CapYo [/b][/quote]
ummmm, i think so...

so, whens take off Cap&#39;n Sensual?


tralalala

Yogi
02-25-2004, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by tralalala+25 February 2004 - 17:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 25 February 2004 - 17:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@25 February 2004 - 16:58
<!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@25 February 2004 - 16:49
:01: are we there yet :01:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




tralalala
Where, TralaTraTra???

We didn&#39;t even take off.

And did you do your duty&#39;s today???


CapYo
ummmm, i think so...

so, whens take off Cap&#39;n Sensual?


tralalala [/b][/quote]
We are still waiting for General Schwarzenegger the 7th to come for a

shipinspection.

But if you are inpatient, you may take the SemenWarpGlider for a spin.

But promise; no further than the Sumumulaq-quadrant, cos there seems to be

where QuotroSam and his QuantumTerrorists hang out.



Captain Neptylo.

bujub22
02-25-2004, 04:52 PM
http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/zimpic2.gif

i will never give up &#33;

i will start the war between are worlds and destroy all your ugly thingy baby&#39;s and that ugly kid that came out my belly button :blink: still can&#39;t get over that :( bastards

i will win the war all hands to battle stations :angry:




http://di.blessedpsycho.net/images/iz_allyourbasearebelongtous.gif

Cheese
02-25-2004, 05:35 PM
&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;DESTROY ALL HIPPIES&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

atiVidia
02-25-2004, 06:10 PM
oops i accidentally pureed jubs in the 500,000,000 rpm blender




i dont think hes alive anymore... :)

Canti
02-25-2004, 07:08 PM
SUCCESS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/alien_movie_monster_31.jpg

I have passed an All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
My gwillig has been leaking a lot lately but I am assured that the tearing will heal..
(I don&#39;t need to tell you how relieving that news was&#33;&#33;)

At any rate I will take one more day to extraputrificate....

I&#39;m sure the extra time I spend will be well worth it, you totally wont recognize him&#33;

My secret identity for the day is (bed&#036;hitter)
Image Resized
[img]http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/newsite/ben/salute.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/newsite/ben/salute.jpg')

:Operative CanDo Report Ends:

&#33;Go Nep&#33;

Yogi
02-25-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Canti@25 February 2004 - 21:08
SUCCESS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://movies.monstrous.com/pictures/alien_movie_monster_31.jpg

I have passed an All New Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
My gwillig has been leaking a lot lately but I am assured that the tearing will heal..
(I don&#39;t need to tell you how relieving that news was&#33;&#33;)

At any rate I will take one more day to extraputrificate....

I&#39;m sure the extra time I spend will be well worth it, you totally wont recognize him&#33;

My secret identity for the day is (bed&#036;hitter)
Image Resized
Image Resized
[img]http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/newsite/ben/salute.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> (http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/newsite/ben/salute.jpg)

:Operative CanDo Report Ends:

&#33;Go Nep&#33;
Captain Naptyla bows deeply............


CanDo, we did not expect you to pass the Grzipzo Falidoda&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

So far 45.897 boardmembers were eaten by him.........

You are now officially my successor, if anything would happen to me. :(

I hereby also declare SqueezeTight, BoaBig and WizaDiz99 Higher Rulers in the

Flock of Righteous Matters.


Captain"The Messiah" Neptylo

bujub22
02-25-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by atiVidia@25 February 2004 - 14:10
oops i accidentally pureed jubs in the 500,000,000 rpm blender




i dont think hes alive anymore... :)
http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/zimpic9.gif

that did not hurt ...stung&#33;&#33; but not hurt :lol: :lol: :angry:

foolish humans u do not know what your dealing wid here :angry:


http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/zimpic7.gifattack&#33;&#33; :ph34r: :lol: :lol: :P

bujub22
02-26-2004, 02:20 AM
http://www.kentford22.fsnet.co.uk/tallpic3.jpg

victory is mine :lol: :lol:

now&#33;&#33;

http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/bios/fillerbunny.jpg

kAb
03-03-2004, 06:24 AM
*walks up to launch pad, looks around, doesn&#39;t see anything, walks back and gets a slurpee from 7-11*