How Would You Get Revenge

[vidcc]

i saw this picture and it made me wonder...what's the most original revenge one could take out on a "bastard or bitch"


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[Marius24]

someone thrw a egg at my house and at my friends house the other day, i have just gone with my mates and thrown 12 eggs at him and his house :rolleyes:


bastard deserved it <_<

[Mr. Mulder]

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:unsure:

[atiVidia]

actually: something like what happened with Paris Hilton would be perfect for revenge :shifty:

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by Arcadia@23 February 2004 - 15:57

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:unsure:
awww man thats just fucking evil :ph34r:

[enoughfakefiles]

How do you know it`s not true. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gemby!]

i would do laff cos i&#39;m girl and have no dick &#33; haha

[Askjeevesbot]

Just kill the bitch or bastard

[Gemby!]

or search it on google...

[Samurai]

Aaah but a similar message regarding women and their weight might do the trick ;)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by Samurai@23 February 2004 - 21:37
Aaah but a similar message regarding women and their weight might do the trick ;)
smeh - the docter sed my weight is perfect for my height so i dont care &#33;

[bigboab]

So Scott Kelly has just become the father of small Richard. Why would anyone take revenge for the publicising of that information? OK it maybe could have been phrased better.

[bujub22]

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priceless :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by bigboab@23 February 2004 - 21:43
So Scott Kelly has just become the father of small Richard. Why would anyone take revenge for the publicising of that information? OK it maybe could have been phrased better.
If I remember correctly, didn&#39;t you lose an inch bigboab? :ph34r: ...surely you of all people should appreciate the seriousness of it all... :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+23 February 2004 - 21:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 23 February 2004 - 21:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Samurai@23 February 2004 - 21:37
Aaah but a similar message regarding women and their weight might do the trick ;)
smeh - the docter sed my weight is perfect for my height so i dont care &#33; [/b][/quote]
You&#39;re 12&#39; tall?

:o
















/me runs from gemby&#33; and her mafia connection :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Rip The Jacker]

"Scott Kelly has got a small dick"

That sentence doesn&#39;t even have proper grammer. It should be:

"Scott Kelly has a small dick."

Poor guy. :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Arcadia+23 February 2004 - 21:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 23 February 2004 - 21:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@23 February 2004 - 21:43
So Scott Kelly has just become the father of small Richard. Why would anyone take revenge for the publicising of that information? OK it maybe could have been phrased better.
If I remember correctly, didn&#39;t you lose an inch bigboab? :ph34r: ...surely you of all people should appreciate the seriousness of it all... :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Yes but the inch was off my height. :rolleyes: Otherwise I would be in complete agreement, with the girls. :lol: :lol:

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Rip The Jacker@24 February 2004 - 02:20
"Scott Kelly has got a small dick"

That sentence doesn&#39;t even have proper grammer. It should be:

"Scott Kelly has a small dick."

Poor guy. :lol:
he keeps it in a jar

[Yogi]

http://revengeunlimited.com/catalog/images/smallcondoms.jpg

[Yogi]

http://revengeunlimited.com/catalog/images/toilet.jpg :lol:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 10:59
http://revengeunlimited.com/catalog/images/toilet.jpg :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[atiVidia]

:lol: :lol: :blink: <_<

[Yogi]

Crazy Glue does the Job for You&#33;&#33;


KRAZY GLUE TRICKS:
- Krazy Glue someone&#39;s doors and windows shut.
- Krazy Glue someone&#39;s school locker shut...only while ALL his books are in
it.
- Krazy Glue someone&#39;s gym or pool locker shut...only while his clothes are
in it.
- Krazy Glue that dick of a teacher or prof into his office or classroom.
This is better done to a second floor or higher room.
- Krazy Glue the clappers on all the fire bells in your school fixed. (thanx
to a PIPELINE user for this one)
- Krazy Glue the mike switch and power switch of your school&#39;s PA system on.
Then you can hear what REALLY goes on in there...All day&#33;
- If you can get into his car, Krazy Glue your favorite dick&#39;s steering
wheel so it can&#39;t turn.
- Put a few drops of Krazy Glue in the keyhole of a door or the key ignition
of a car, so the key either won&#39;t go in or won&#39;t turn if it does go in.
- If your school&#39;s AudioVisual equipment is connected to cable, and if your
cable system has it, Krazy Glue the Channel dial stuck... on the Porno
Channel&#33;
- Krazy Glue that Barbell to the squat rack or press bench - Only Hercules
will be able to lift that 20-pound Wimp-bell&#33;
- Krazy Glue the hands on all the clocks at school to 3PM or whenever school
lets out.
- Krazy Glue your favorite dick&#39;s walkman battery door SHUT. He won&#39;t know
what happened &#39;til his batteries run down.
- Envious of your buddy&#39;s expensive looking mechanical pencil? Well, don&#39;t
steal it cuz he&#39;ll know it&#39;s you. Instead, Krazy Glue the clicker button
at the top so it won&#39;t move when pushed. It will then run out of lead VERY
QUICKLY and can never be used again.
- Wanna REALLY fuck someone over? Krazy Glue his bike&#39;s brakes OPEN so when
he wants to stop, he can&#39;t. This trick can get a guy killed, so only use
it as MORTAL revenge.
- In winter, Krazy Glue someone&#39;s window open.
- Krazy Glue the bell clapper on a phone so it can&#39;t hit the bell when it
rings. They will wonder why no one is calling them and their friends will
wonder why no one answers.
- Let a drop or two of Krazy Glue slide down the crack between the little
post on the phone that goes down when you hang up (Not to your own fone).
The Krazy Glue will solidify causing the phone to be stuck "off the hook".

I bet if I thought hard enuf, I could come up with a fuckin&#39; MILLION of&#39;em&#33;
Anyways, here&#39;s some more pranks, revenge techniques and general mayhem.

- Throw a couple of nice pretty colored smoke bombs into someones house
during a prep party.
- Perform a satanic ritual on the boulevard or sidewalk (public property) in
front of the house of the most obnoxious fundamentalist christian you know.
- Play Iron Maiden songs at full crank as you drive by a church on Sunday
Morning.
- Same drill, only at a christian "record burning" revival.
- Your worst enemy has finally died, and you are not accused of his demise.
Moon his funeral procession.
- Shit on his gravestone.
- Paint his gravestone Flourescent pink.
- That god-damn baptist preacher has gone and convinced town council to ban
dancing and rock&#39;n&#39;roll. Paint his church flourescent pink. Or use some of
the above Krazy Glue tricks.
- Or burn him in effigy. Where he can see.
- If you work in a fast-food restaurant, piss in the fry vat.
- If you read the July &#39;81 National Lampoon, you have heard this one: Steal
a heavy earth-mover, like a bulldozer or backhoe. Right around 4 AM, when
the sprinklers have been going all night, drive all around a golf course
in one of these. The ground is so soft from the sprinklers being on all
night that you will really fuck it up good, especially the greens. And
they cost a LOT of money to fix.
- I read in Easyriders magazine this month about a prisoner who sent all the
guards at his pen to hospital by taking a "big healthy shit" in the
spaghetti. If you work in an Italian restaurant and are about to get fired
anyway, this is a good way to say "Arrivederci".
- Bake a whole fuckload of weed into some muffins or cupcakes, and donate
them to your local church&#39;s next bake sale (YES I hate churches).
- Crash your local christian BBS using a scarlet box
- Or better yet use any technique for forcing your local christan BBS&#39;s line
off the hook. The fag sysop will wonder why no one is calling. Ever.
- Get 30 minutes of slo-burning blasting fuse, attach it to a smoke bomb.
During a class, ask permission to go to the can. Once you are out of the
class, find an empty locker. Put the bomb inside the locker, and lite the
fuse. Half an hour later, while you are daydreaming in algebra class, the
fuckin&#39; thing will go off and as long as you weren&#39;t seen planting the
thing you cannot be traced to the event.
- Same drill as above only use a whole fuckin&#39; string of M-60s or
screechers. Oh, P.S., make sure to shut the locker but not lock it. If a
teacher went by and saw an empty locker with a fuse burning attached to
god-knows-what, he will put it out. And schools have been known to
investigate by fingerprinting EVERYONE. (If it goes off then fingerprints
are destroyed, you&#39;re home-free)
- Buy a whole bunch of different magazines, and take out the "READER SERVICE"
cards. Fill out the cards with your enemy&#39;s name and address on them, and
circle ALL the numbers. If there is a line on the card for business name
put in "John&#39;s Gay Apparels" or some other fag name like that that uses
the goof&#39;s name. Put a stamp on each card and dump them all in the mailbox.
In a few weeks the motherfucker will be on every mailing list in the
WORLD, and Christ, will he know it&#33; He will also be getting mail addressed
to fag companies. If he confronts you with this, it will be all you can do
to keep from cracking up laughing. Two TV shops in town waged war this way
for months last summer&#33;


Well that&#39;s it for now. If you didn&#39;t get too many laughs out of reading
this file, then you will when you try this stuff.

[vidcc]

Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 04:19
everything SexualFartening just posted

you sit up at night with voodoo dolls a lot , don&#39;t you :helpsmile:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 08:19
Crazy Glue does the Job for You&#33;&#33;


KRAZY GLUE TRICKS:
- Krazy Glue someone&#39;s doors and windows shut.
- Krazy Glue someone&#39;s school locker shut...only while ALL his books are in
it.
- Krazy Glue someone&#39;s gym or pool locker shut...only while his clothes are
in it.
- Krazy Glue that dick of a teacher or prof into his office or classroom.
This is better done to a second floor or higher room.
- Krazy Glue the clappers on all the fire bells in your school fixed. (thanx
to a PIPELINE user for this one)
- Krazy Glue the mike switch and power switch of your school&#39;s PA system on.
Then you can hear what REALLY goes on in there...All day&#33;
- If you can get into his car, Krazy Glue your favorite dick&#39;s steering
wheel so it can&#39;t turn.
- Put a few drops of Krazy Glue in the keyhole of a door or the key ignition
of a car, so the key either won&#39;t go in or won&#39;t turn if it does go in.
- If your school&#39;s AudioVisual equipment is connected to cable, and if your
cable system has it, Krazy Glue the Channel dial stuck... on the Porno
Channel&#33;
- Krazy Glue that Barbell to the squat rack or press bench - Only Hercules
will be able to lift that 20-pound Wimp-bell&#33;
- Krazy Glue the hands on all the clocks at school to 3PM or whenever school
lets out.
- Krazy Glue your favorite dick&#39;s walkman battery door SHUT. He won&#39;t know
what happened &#39;til his batteries run down.
- Envious of your buddy&#39;s expensive looking mechanical pencil? Well, don&#39;t
steal it cuz he&#39;ll know it&#39;s you. Instead, Krazy Glue the clicker button
at the top so it won&#39;t move when pushed. It will then run out of lead VERY
QUICKLY and can never be used again.
- Wanna REALLY fuck someone over? Krazy Glue his bike&#39;s brakes OPEN so when
he wants to stop, he can&#39;t. This trick can get a guy killed, so only use
it as MORTAL revenge.
- In winter, Krazy Glue someone&#39;s window open.
- Krazy Glue the bell clapper on a phone so it can&#39;t hit the bell when it
rings. They will wonder why no one is calling them and their friends will
wonder why no one answers.
- Let a drop or two of Krazy Glue slide down the crack between the little
post on the phone that goes down when you hang up (Not to your own fone).
The Krazy Glue will solidify causing the phone to be stuck "off the hook".

I bet if I thought hard enuf, I could come up with a fuckin&#39; MILLION of&#39;em&#33;
Anyways, here&#39;s some more pranks, revenge techniques and general mayhem.

- Throw a couple of nice pretty colored smoke bombs into someones house
during a prep party.
- Perform a satanic ritual on the boulevard or sidewalk (public property) in
front of the house of the most obnoxious fundamentalist christian you know.
- Play Iron Maiden songs at full crank as you drive by a church on Sunday
Morning.
- Same drill, only at a christian "record burning" revival.
- Your worst enemy has finally died, and you are not accused of his demise.
Moon his funeral procession.
- Shit on his gravestone.
- Paint his gravestone Flourescent pink.
- That god-damn baptist preacher has gone and convinced town council to ban
dancing and rock&#39;n&#39;roll. Paint his church flourescent pink. Or use some of
the above Krazy Glue tricks.
- Or burn him in effigy. Where he can see.
- If you work in a fast-food restaurant, piss in the fry vat.
- If you read the July &#39;81 National Lampoon, you have heard this one: Steal
a heavy earth-mover, like a bulldozer or backhoe. Right around 4 AM, when
the sprinklers have been going all night, drive all around a golf course
in one of these. The ground is so soft from the sprinklers being on all
night that you will really fuck it up good, especially the greens. And
they cost a LOT of money to fix.
- I read in Easyriders magazine this month about a prisoner who sent all the
guards at his pen to hospital by taking a "big healthy shit" in the
spaghetti. If you work in an Italian restaurant and are about to get fired
anyway, this is a good way to say "Arrivederci".
- Bake a whole fuckload of weed into some muffins or cupcakes, and donate
them to your local church&#39;s next bake sale (YES I hate churches).
- Crash your local christian BBS using a scarlet box
- Or better yet use any technique for forcing your local christan BBS&#39;s line
off the hook. The fag sysop will wonder why no one is calling. Ever.
- Get 30 minutes of slo-burning blasting fuse, attach it to a smoke bomb.
During a class, ask permission to go to the can. Once you are out of the
class, find an empty locker. Put the bomb inside the locker, and lite the
fuse. Half an hour later, while you are daydreaming in algebra class, the
fuckin&#39; thing will go off and as long as you weren&#39;t seen planting the
thing you cannot be traced to the event.
- Same drill as above only use a whole fuckin&#39; string of M-60s or
screechers. Oh, P.S., make sure to shut the locker but not lock it. If a
teacher went by and saw an empty locker with a fuse burning attached to
god-knows-what, he will put it out. And schools have been known to
investigate by fingerprinting EVERYONE. (If it goes off then fingerprints
are destroyed, you&#39;re home-free)
- Buy a whole bunch of different magazines, and take out the "READER SERVICE"
cards. Fill out the cards with your enemy&#39;s name and address on them, and
circle ALL the numbers. If there is a line on the card for business name
put in "John&#39;s Gay Apparels" or some other fag name like that that uses
the goof&#39;s name. Put a stamp on each card and dump them all in the mailbox.
In a few weeks the motherfucker will be on every mailing list in the
WORLD, and Christ, will he know it&#33; He will also be getting mail addressed
to fag companies. If he confronts you with this, it will be all you can do
to keep from cracking up laughing. Two TV shops in town waged war this way
for months last summer&#33;


Well that&#39;s it for now. If you didn&#39;t get too many laughs out of reading
this file, then you will when you try this stuff.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

jus might try 1 of those :lol:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@23 February 2004 - 20:56
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If you have an airplane...

(but ppl are just humans, I don&#39;t think that is so well. Maybe if feelings are
strong.)

Look on this:

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[Yogi]

Originally posted by vidcc+24 February 2004 - 19:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 24 February 2004 - 19:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SexualFartening@24 February 2004 - 04:19
everything SexualFartening just posted

you sit up at night with voodoo dolls a lot , don&#39;t you :helpsmile: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:


More Mayhem:
- Take the hinge pins out of a door at your school. Shut the door. Next time
someone goes to open it, FOOM&#33; Down it goes.
- In your science lab, shut a door and set the dome of a Van de Graaf
generator against the doorknob. Turn it on and leave. Next sucker to use
that door get the ZAP of his fuckin&#39; lifetime.
- Take a picture of your favorite goof. get a cheap black&white 8x10 blowup
made, and photocopy it. On the copy, under the picture, write GOOF in big
letters. Make 200 copies, and post them everywhere (best to get them
printed by a printing company if you make a whole shitload of copies).
Next time dickhead looks at a school bulletin board, his hair will stand
on end.
- Dump a vanload of garbage on your enemy&#39;s front lawn.
- Put a few dead fish in a school locker, and lock it. If the locker has
vents (and they all do&#33;) then in a few days that entire WING of the school
will just fuckin&#39; REEK&#33;
- Spray "fart spray" (from your local trick & joke shop) EVERYWHERE.
- When you go on a date with a really ugly bitch (on a dare or whatever)
make sure to eat two dozen BRAN MUFFINS beforehand. Your farting will make
the ugly wench run for the hills&#33;
- Better yet, do the farting thing whenever you are forced to go to church.
- You know that temporary spray paint kids put in their hair at Halloween?
Paint your neighbors&#39; cat or dog with that stuff. I strongly recommend
flourescent pink, orange, and green.
- If you REALLY hate your neighbor or his pet, spray the animal with
PERMANENT paint. Same colours.
- Or, keep your neighbors&#39; pet&#39;s hairstyle in fashion. Give his pet a Mohawk.
- If you work in an arcade and you think you may be fired soon, a good
way to get back is to paint contact explosive inside the coin drops of all
the machines.
- A variation of this technique for those who don&#39;t work in arcades is to
cover your quarters with contact explosive before inserting them in the
slot. As long as you don&#39;t play for more than 5 minutes or so you are
pretty much assured that it can&#39;t go off while you are playing, but once
it dries.......
- Put a few drops of Krazy Glue on the winding knob of your enemy&#39;s analog
watch. If he has a digital, seal the buttons and the back panel with Krazy
Glue.
- Break into that asshole&#39;s locker. Steal all his valuables and B U R N
his texts, notes, and library books. He will get in SO much shit.........
- You all saw MASH the movie. You know then about how Hot Lips and Maj.
Burns were caught going at it in her tent by a mike which broadcast the
event to the whole camp...Do that to someone you suspect is a fag. Only
broadcast it so everyone in TOWN can hear it.
- Your enemy&#39;s car carries too much dead weight in the form of batteries.
Replace that big unsightly battery with a 9 volt. This way only his radio
will work.
- Pour CONCENTRATED Hydrochloric acid all over your enemy&#39;s bike&#39;s chain,
derailleurs, etcetera. If, the next day, he still rides it, repeat until
the acid has turned the bike to DUST.
- Strip his expensive Cinelli of all those confusing hi-tech parts and
replace them with simple, economical parts from Canadian Tire or K Mart.
- Find a liquid high-explosive that does not react with water or gasoline.
Pour it into his Yamaha&#39;s tank. (NOTE If I catch anyone doin&#39; this to a
Harley I will take great pleasure in slowly killing them)
- Paint a penis and balls onto the side of his car.
- Load the back of his truck with horse manure and cowpies.
- Raise locusts. Once you have about a hundred thousand or so of them, set
them free in your enemy&#39;s garden.
- Plant marijuana in your enemy&#39;s garden (but not at the same time that you
do the locust trick). Go to nearest pay-phone, and dutifully report him.
Make sure you remain anonymous.
- Rip off an outboard motor. Fasten it to a sharpened telephone pole and
aim it in the general direction of the milling boats at the yacht club.
(This prank came from National Lampoon magazine, July 1981. And it works.)
- Unplug the speakers of your school&#39;s Apples. All of them.
- Write your enemy&#39;s phone number on every men&#39;s room wall you see.
- Write to your local AIDS society, asking about ways to tell if you have
AIDS. Include a stamped envelope with your enemy&#39;s name and address on it.
- Take all the toilet paper in the men&#39;s room home with you. Get your
girlfriend to do the same to the ladies&#39; room.
- Have your autodialer dial your enemy, for a few hours.
- Your enemy isn&#39;t going ANYWHERE.... If you have removed his car&#39;s wheels
and replaced them with wooden blocks. Leave him a note telling how much
stress you are saving him by not letting him go to work.
- Give your enemy&#39;s kid a whole bag of hard candies. When he gets home and
tells your enemy (his parents) all about that neat stranger that gave him
a whole bag of candy, your enemy will FREAK.
- Did you know that some people still freak out when you throw a foam rubber
brick at a window or TV screen? Get one at your local trick and joke shop
and get ready for a whole lotta laughs.
- Those emergency stop buttons on escalators really work&#33; Try it sometime.
- Get your enemy drunk and give him a Mohawk while he is passed out.
- Put up a FOR SALE sign in front of your enemy&#39;s house. Or put one on his
car.
- People still fall for thumbtacks on chairs. Give that one a try too.
- Get a HARD CORE porno hi-res graphic on disk for a comodore. Take this
disk to a Zellers or Kmart or other big store that sells c0modores. Do
this during a big rush so the salesmen don&#39;t bug you. Load up the graphic,
but don&#39;t display it. Write a short BASIC program to display a text screen
or something for a few minutes or so, to give you time to GET OUT. After a
few minutes, the store&#39;s display machine should then go into graphic mode
and VOILA&#33; Hi-res porno before a crowd of shocked shoppers and embarrased
salesmen.


Well, I hoped you liked these pranks too. Try to use as many of them as
possible and you will have the biggest grin on your block.

[Wizard_Mon1]

Maybe we should ask I.News. :ph34r:

[vidcc]

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This person is not to be messed with :lol: :lol:

[Evil Gemini]

This is what i would do.

Steal a car and a brick


Drive the car straight into his house (aim for bedroom if you want) get out of the car (if still alive) get that brick and bash his head a few times with the brick.

Then shove an egg down his throat while yelling out HERE&#39;S YOUR EGGS YOU C*NT EAT IT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; EAT IT&#33;&#33;&#33; :ph34r:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by vidcc@24 February 2004 - 22:28
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This person is not to be messed with :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
I take that as a compliment&#33;&#33;&#33;

But to be truthfull, i am not very much into revenge...........

Nowadays i&#39;m more into forgiveness.......

Sounds kinda cheesy, but it works&#33;&#33;&#33;

Most people i could have revengefull feelings for, are moslty pityfull and life will

eventually do the revenge for me.....


But&#33;&#33;&#33;

For a new KrazyGlue-blast of good ideas:

More Krazy Glue Tricks:
- Krazy Glue your enemy&#39;s radio on a station he HATES; if you like, do the
same thing to his volume control, at full volume.
- Krazy Glue all your enemy&#39;s (or your school&#39;s) light switches off.
- Krazy Glue the Teacher&#39;s briefcase SHUT.
- Krazy Glue the pages of your enemy&#39;s textbooks and notes together. White
Glue can be substituted here.
- Krazy Glue your enemy&#39;s disk drive door shut.
- Put a drop of Krazy Glue inside each of your enemy&#39;s diskettes.
- Put a drop of Krazy Glue on the pins of your enemy&#39;s print head.
- Krazy Glue all your school&#39;s microscopes out-of-focus.
- If your enemy ever removes his shoes in your presence and turns his back
on you for any reason, Krazy Glue the soles to the floor. Or Krazy Glue
the laces together.
- Rearrange all those plug connectors on the back of your enemy&#39;s stereo,
into a random order. Krazy Glue them on so they can&#39;t be put back.
- Krazy Glue the reels of your enemy&#39;s cassette tapes, so they won&#39;t turn.
- Krazy Glue your enemy&#39;s medicine cabinet shut.
- Alternatively, Krazy Glue all the toothpaste tubes, pill bottles, etc to
the shelves of same med. cabinet.
- If your enemy is a diabetic and you want to reduce him to fear for his
life, Krazy Glue the plungers of all his insulin syringes so he can&#39;t
inject. This is also good to do to druggies.
- Krazy Glue your enemy&#39;s ni-cads into the charger. Put a few non-
rechargeables in as well.
- Krazy Glue all your enemy&#39;s flies open. Krazy glue all his other zippers
shut.
- Krazy Glue the containers in the enemy&#39;s fridge shut. or,
alternatively, Krazy Glue the whole fridge door shut.
- Krazy Glue the enemy&#39;s bike into 18th gear.
- If your enemy is a shooting fan, then Krazy Glue the trigger of his
favorite gun so it won&#39;t work when he goes to the range. Major
Embarrassment.
- Krazy Glue your enemy&#39;s kid&#39;s TransFormer so that it won&#39;t TransForm.
- Unplug your enemy&#39;s TV cable. Put a drop of Krazy Glue in that tiny hole
in the middle of the wall jack. Don&#39;t bother plugging it back in, and when
the enemy goes to plug it back in, he won&#39;t be able to.
- Put that asshole&#39;s favorite disks into one of his disk boxes. Krazy Glue
the box SHUT.
- Krazy Glue that little rubber plug on the bottom of the dick&#39;s piggy bank
ON.
- Cut a tiny (1/8") slit into the cunt&#39;s Hacky Sack. Through this slit,
saturate the whole innards of the sack with Krazy Glue. Use a whole
tube of the shit if you like. Your enemy will not even notice until he
goes to give the footbag a good solid BOOT, and it will be ROCK hard by
that time.
- Deflate the tires on your enemy&#39;s transportation. Krazy Glue the valves
shut and the tires to the wheel&#39;s rim.
- Krazy Glue the enemy&#39;s lights into their sockets. Wait for them to burn
out.
- Krazy Glue the snooze bar of the enemy&#39;s alarm clock so that he can&#39;t
shut off the alarm when it goes without unplugging the damn thing.
- If your enemy is rinning for prez or something, Krazy Glue his campaign
posters to the walls. After the election is over he will be required
to take the things down, but what if he can&#39;t??????
- Since Krazy Glue doesn&#39;t set too well under moist conditions, it is a good
idea to substitute EPOXY for Krazy Glue when you glue the toilet handle
(either your enemy&#39;s or all the school&#39;s) so it can&#39;t flush.
- Krazy Glue the caps of beer bottles to the bottles themselves. Do this with
a case of your enemy&#39;s beer.
- Krazy Glue buttons and joysticks of all the video games in that arcade that
you got booted out of last week.
- Krazy Glue all the beakers and test tubes etcetera to the shelves at your
school&#39;s chem lab.
- Krazy Glue that asshole teacher&#39;s glasses folded so he can&#39;t put them back
on.
- Saturate basketball nets with Krazy Glue. You will need a whole fuckload
to do this, but it will be worth it when someone shoots the ball and it
won&#39;t go thru the hoop.....
- Krazy Glue hockey pucks into one big long cylinder....
- Krazy Glue mailboxes shut.
- Krazy Glue blackboard erasers to the chalk tray.
- In winter, open window on bus (just before you get off) and Krazy Glue it
there. Driver and passengers will freeze.
- Krazy Glue speaker cones so they won&#39;t make noise.
- Krazy Glue the metal flap on the coin return of a vending machine so it
won&#39;t open. BONUS: Later, come by with some Krazy Glue SOLVENT and take any
coins the machine tried to return.
- When sending letters to a stamp collecting enemy, send really neat,
interesting stamps on the envelope. But Krazy Glue them on so he can&#39;t
steam them off.
- Krazy Glue that stupid cat&#39;s tail to the pavement of Hiway 1...
- Or to its owner&#39;s front door...
- Place many drops of Krazy Glue all over items of Enemy&#39;s clothing. The
Krazy Glue will form circles about 1 inch in diameter that are ROCK SOLID,
basiclyfucking &#39;em up.
- Deflate enemy&#39;s soccer or basket ball. Place 1 drop of Krazy Glue in the
inflating needle hole.

Yogi

[sArA]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@26 February 2004 - 15:40


- Krazy Glue that stupid cat&#39;s tail to the pavement of Hiway 1...
- Or to its owner&#39;s front door...

Oooooh how could you??? Meanie&#33;

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by sara5564+26 February 2004 - 16:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sara5564 @ 26 February 2004 - 16:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@26 February 2004 - 15:40


- Krazy Glue that stupid cat&#39;s tail to the pavement of Hiway 1...
- Or to its owner&#39;s front door...

Oooooh how could you??? Meanie&#33; [/b][/quote]
I see we share the same avatar :ph34r:

[atiVidia]

most evil one (on an uncircumsized asshole:



you glue his foreskin shut with krazy glue. he will have a real pain in the dick when he thinks about any girl...





:devil:

[Marius24]

Originally posted by atiVidia@26 February 2004 - 15:42
most evil one (on an uncircumsized asshole:



you glue his foreskin shut with krazy glue. he will have a real pain in the dick when he thinks about any girl...





:devil:
and are you just ment to ask to see his dick? Sorry but i aint gay <_<


good idea tho, maybe my sister would do it to him :D

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by Marius24+26 February 2004 - 12:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marius24 @ 26 February 2004 - 12:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@26 February 2004 - 15:42
most evil one (on an uncircumsized asshole:



you glue his foreskin shut with krazy glue. he will have a real pain in the dick when he thinks about any girl...





:devil:
and are you just ment to ask to see his dick? Sorry but i aint gay <_<


good idea tho, maybe my sister would do it to him :D [/b][/quote]
no my gf did it to her old bf


him and I were friends. so whenever I showed him some porn, he bent down in pain&#33;

:lol: :lol: :lol:


anyhow this was my gfs idea so... <_<