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TARPD
02-24-2004, 08:43 PM
my mums a whore and wont make any. my sister has ordered herself a pizza.
i want pancakes :angry:

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 08:45 PM
u get the box of pancake mix and u follow the directions on the box


not too hard man... <_<

enoughfakefiles
02-24-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by TARPD@24 February 2004 - 20:43
my mums a whore and wont make any. my sister has ordered herself a pizza.
i want pancakes :angry:
Get your sister to make them while she waits for her pizza. :lol: :lol:

TARPD
02-24-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 20:45
u get the box of pancake mix and u follow the directions on the box


not too hard man... <_<
i mean proper ones. with eggs and shit. i dont wanna use no pancake mix

DanB
02-24-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by TARPD@24 February 2004 - 21:43
my mums a whore and wont make any. my sister has ordered herself a pizza.
i want pancakes :angry:
Is it Pancake Day then? :unsure:

Agrajag
02-24-2004, 08:50 PM
Depends what kind you want. Thick Scottish or crepes.

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by TARPD+24 February 2004 - 15:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TARPD @ 24 February 2004 - 15:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 20:45
u get the box of pancake mix and u follow the directions on the box


not too hard man... <_<
i mean proper ones. with eggs and shit. i dont wanna use no pancake mix [/b][/quote]
wow... well u get flour, eggs, and water

beat it for a while

and fry it


i think thats how...

TARPD
02-24-2004, 08:51 PM
shrove tuesday. innit

TARPD
02-24-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by atiVidia+24 February 2004 - 20:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (atiVidia @ 24 February 2004 - 20:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by TARPD@24 February 2004 - 15:49
<!--QuoteBegin-atiVidia@24 February 2004 - 20:45
u get the box of pancake mix and u follow the directions on the box


not too hard man... <_<
i mean proper ones. with eggs and shit. i dont wanna use no pancake mix
wow... well u get flour, eggs, and water

beat it for a while

and fry it


i think thats how... [/b][/quote]
im too ill to please myself. i want pancakes

mrcall1969
02-24-2004, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Agrajag@24 February 2004 - 21:50
Depends what kind you want. Thick Scottish or crepes.
mmmmmm thick Scottish large ones...slightly toasted and covered in jam :drool:

Canti
02-24-2004, 08:53 PM
1. Hoist up a safe just inside front door
2. Wait for sister
3. Upon entry, release rope
4. PANCAKE&#33;
5. Repeat as necessary with subsequent family members.

Biggles
02-24-2004, 08:53 PM
First find some fairly fresh rat (dead for a couple of days is ok) and get the blender out. Remember to put the lid back on the blender.

Add puree to 4oz plain flour, 1/2 pint of milk, pinch of salt and an egg. Mix together and then melt some butter in frying pan. Once butter is melted and running clear pour some of your mixture into the pan and cook - when golden brown turn once and cook other side. Best to cook all your pancakes in one go keeping the completed ones between two warm plates.

This is a perfect meal for brats who call their mum a whore. :lol:

TARPD
02-24-2004, 08:54 PM
:o we got no jiffy or honey :o

Mr. Mulder
02-24-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by TARPD@24 February 2004 - 20:43
my mums a whore and wont make any
get a new one :unsure:

vidcc
02-24-2004, 09:00 PM
4oz flour

1 large egg

pinch salt (optional)

300ml / 10 fl oz milk

beat the mixture into a batter mix and let stand for about 20 mins for the froth to settle (if you are a fast beater)

heat a frying pan and a drop of oil (needs to be hot enough for the batter mix to solidify upon contact) cook until all the pancake batter is solid and turn over and cook the other side to your preference
remove onto a plate and add whatever filling you wish (best make it sugar and lemon juice) and roll into a tube shape
enjoy

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 09:00 PM
oh wow



hey tarpd i located ur IP u wont mind if i tell ur mum will u?

TARPD
02-24-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by vidcc@24 February 2004 - 21:00
4oz flour

1 large egg

pinch salt (optional)

300ml / 10 fl oz milk

beat the mixture into a batter mix and let stand for about 20 mins for the froth to settle (if you are a fast beater)

heat a frying pan and a drop of oil (needs to be hot enough for the batter mix to solidify upon contact) cook until all the pancake batter is solid and turn over and cook the other side to your preference
remove onto a plate and add whatever filling you wish (best make it sugar and lemon juice) and roll into a tube shape
enjoy
thanks man. shouldnt take long we got an electric thing to shock my sister into doing what i tell her

atiVidia
02-24-2004, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by TARPD@24 February 2004 - 16:03

thanks man. shouldnt take long we got an electric thing to shock my sister into doing what i tell her
those r called Tazers man... :lol:

muchspl2
02-24-2004, 09:28 PM
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I made this awhile ago , it keeps forever think I might go make some myself

6 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda (check expiration date first)
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 tablespoon kosher salt
2 tablespoons sugar

Combine all of the ingredients in a lidded container. Shake to mix.
Use the mix within 3 months.


"INSTANT" PANCAKES:
2 eggs, separated
2 cups buttermilk
4 tablespoons melted butter
2 cups "Instant" Pancake Mix, recipe above
1 stick butter, for greasing the pan
2 cups fresh fruit such as blueberries, if desired

Heat an electric griddle or frying pan to 350 degrees F. Heat oven to 200 degrees F.
Whisk together the egg whites and the buttermilk in a small bowl. In another bowl, whisk the egg yolks with the melted butter.

Combine the buttermilk mixture with the egg yolk mixture in a large mixing bowl and whisk together until thoroughly combined. Pour the liquid ingredients on top of the pancake mix. Using a whisk, mix the batter just enough to bring it together. Don&#39;t try to work all the lumps out.

Check to see that the griddle is hot by placing a few drops of water onto to the griddle. The griddle is ready if the water dances across the surface.

Lightly butter the griddle. Wipe off thoroughly with a paper towel. (No butter should be visible.)

Gently ladle the pancake batter onto the griddle and sprinkle on fruit if desired. When bubbles begin to set around the edges of the pancake and the griddle-side of the cake is golden, gently flip the pancakes. Continue to cook 2 to 3 minutes or until the pancake is set.

Serve immediately or remove to a towel-lined baking sheet and cover with a towel. Hold in a warm place for 20 to 30 minutes.

Yield: 12 pancakes

vidcc
02-24-2004, 09:29 PM
you&#39;re welcome and i hope you get fat and spotty after eating them as punishment for talking about your mother and sister like that :angry: :angry: :lol:

gungrave
02-24-2004, 09:36 PM
1. get a gun.
2. go to the shop.
3. shout i want some f**kin pancakes now&#33;
4. shoot the gun at the roof.
5. get the pancakes and run for ur life.
6. when u get home eat them all.

6 easy steps :D

vidcc
02-24-2004, 09:38 PM
muchspl2..... you must know i have lived around the world and in my opinion the british syle of pancake is way better than our thick stodgy versions...what they call pancakes in britain we call crepes.

try them filled with sugar and lemon juice.....it&#39;s superb :drool:

gungrave
02-24-2004, 09:39 PM
1. get some money.
2. go to the shop.
3. pay for ur pancakes.
4. go home and eat them.

4 easy steps but not as fun :D

muchspl2
02-24-2004, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by vidcc@24 February 2004 - 16:38
muchspl2..... you must know i have lived around the world and in my opinion the british syle of pancake is way better than our thick stodgy versions...what they call pancakes in britain we call crepes.

try them filled with sugar and lemon juice.....it&#39;s superb :drool:
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bujub22
02-24-2004, 10:03 PM
game&#33;...... blouses :lol: bi***s :P

TARPD
02-24-2004, 10:13 PM
i had pancakes :D

internet.news
02-27-2004, 12:11 AM
:cry1: I forgot about pancake Tuesday and missed it