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mrcall1969
02-25-2004, 12:45 AM
Unless someone suggests anything better then she wants a Ferret!!

A fricking Ferret HELP!!!!

Rat Faced
02-25-2004, 12:45 AM
A pussy :unsure:

RGX
02-25-2004, 12:47 AM
I love snakes, best pet ever.

Rat Faced
02-25-2004, 12:50 AM
Ferrets arent very cuddly... :unsure:

..mind you can pick em up cheap these days :rolleyes:

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Mr. Mulder
02-25-2004, 12:50 AM
mole people :unsure:

Cheese
02-25-2004, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by mrcall1969@24 February 2004 - 23:45
Unless someone suggests anything better then she wants a Ferret!!

A fricking Ferret    HELP!!!!
You don't want a ferret, apparently they are very good at computer games...

http://washingtonferret.org/pics/owned.jpg

mrcall1969
02-25-2004, 01:06 AM
Now she tells me they bite exposed knobs!!

Can anyone think of a better reason not to get one??

100%
02-25-2004, 01:10 AM
Furby??

http://www.virtualpet.com/vp/farm/furby/furbybw.jpg

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mrcall1969
02-25-2004, 01:13 AM
hehe Furby...that is funny for so many reasons that you will never know :lol: :lol: :lol:

bigboab
02-25-2004, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by mrcall1969@25 February 2004 - 01:06
Now she tells me they bite exposed knobs!!


If you ever get caught at this Marc, I know a few of the Prestwick Magistrates. Went to school with them. :lol: :lol:

hobbes
02-25-2004, 01:22 AM
Get a non-shedding lop earred (they tend to be smart)rabbit. If male, you must get it neutered, probably a good idea for a female as well.

Rabbits tend to get scared quite a bit and tend to release tons of hair in the process. Do not get a shedder!

Mature male rabbits like to mark their territory with extra stinky urine and tend to bite. Mine welcomed me from the shower one morning by leaping in the air and sending a stream of urine across my ankles. We visited the Vet the next day.

I had a dwarf rabbit (3-4lbs mature), he was quite smart but they tend to be a little nervous and their immune systems are a bit suspect from too much inbreeding.

Rabbits will also tend to jump up on your bed and wake you by licking your face (usually the inside of your nostril), I was always afraid I would move during sleep an crush the little bugger.

Rabbits should be pets, not captives in a hutch. They can be effectively litter trained, just like cats, but I would use newspaper not cat litter.

They need something like pinecones or wood to keep their teeth filed down and they do need their nails clipped. You can do this by flipping the rabbit on his back, it puts him in a semi-trance, no joke.

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Rabbits like to be rubbed along the nose and petted with the grain of their hair. They will grind their teeth which equals "purring".

A relaxed rabbit will assume the stretch limo postion:

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Very cheap to feed.

Dangers: They chew on stuff. #1 killer is chewing through electrical wires. Mine did this to my refrigerator and a lamp. No harm came to the rabbit for reasons unknown, but it did singe his whiskers into little curly pubic hair looking things.

My rabbit also found my college diploma and tore it to shreds. He told me later that he had no respect for my University. So be careful!

BTW, my parents cats and dogs didn't really bother my rabbits. The cats were declawed and only one attempted to revive his hunting instincts by putting a paw around my large rabbits shoulder. The rabbit was rather unimpressed, and the cat kind of got confused and walked away.


Ferrets smell like piss and are always getting into trouble.

bigboab
02-25-2004, 01:22 AM
Dont get a cat Squeeky in case it has a pregnant paws. :lol:

mrcall1969
02-25-2004, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@25 February 2004 - 02:22
Get a non-shedding lop earred (they tend to be smart)rabbit. If male, you must get it neutered, probably a good idea for a female as well.

Rabbits tend to get scared quite a bit and tend to release tons of hair in the process. Do not get a shedder!

Mature male rabbits like to mark their territory with extra stinky urine and tend to bite. Mine welcomed me from the shower one morning by leaping in the air and sending a stream of urine across my ankles. We visited the Vet the next day.

I had a dwarf rabbit (3-4lbs mature), he was quite smart but they tend to be a little nervous and their immune systems are a bit suspect from too much inbreeding.

Rabbits will also tend to jump up on your bed and wake you by licking your face (usually the inside of your nostril), I was always afraid I would move during sleep an crush the little bugger.

Rabbits should be pets, not captives in a hutch. They can be effectively litter trained, just like cats, but I would use newspaper not cat litter.

They need something like pinecones or wood to keep their teeth filed down and they do need their nails clipped. You can do this by flipping the rabbit on his back, it puts him in a semi-trance, no joke.

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Rabbits like to be rubbed along the nose and petted with the grain of their hair. They will grind their teeth which equals "purring".

A relaxed rabbit will assume the stretch limo postion:

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Very cheap to feed.

Dangers: They chew on stuff. #1 killer is chewing through electrical wires. Mine did this to my refrigerator and a lamp. No harm came to the rabbit for reasons unknown, but it did singe his whiskers into little curly pubic hair looking things.

My rabbit also found my college diploma and tore it to shreds. He told me later that he had no respect for my University. So be careful&#33;

BTW, my parents cats and dogs didn&#39;t really bother my rabbits. The cats were declawed and only one attempted to revive his hunting instincts by putting a paw around my large rabbits shoulder. The rabbit was rather unimpressed, and the cat kind of got confused and walked away.


Ferrets smell like piss and are always getting into trouble.
Was it large. white and called Harvey???

bujub22
02-25-2004, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by RGX@24 February 2004 - 20:47
I love snakes, best pet ever.
got a trouser snake for her :lol:

Skweeky
02-25-2004, 02:12 AM
Don&#39;t bother Joob Joob. got one myself :D

Rat Faced
02-25-2004, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@25 February 2004 - 02:12
Don&#39;t bother Joob Joob. got one myself :D
:blink: :blink: :blink: :unsure:

bujub22
02-25-2004, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@24 February 2004 - 22:12
Don&#39;t bother Joob Joob. got one myself :D
i know you scum :angry: :lol:

internet.news
02-25-2004, 02:21 AM
Here is a rat - I remember RatFaced when seeing it positively:

http://viriato.net/airgunning/hunting/rat.jpg

lynx
02-25-2004, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@24 February 2004 - 23:50
Ferrets arent very cuddly... :unsure:

..mind you can pick em up cheap these days :rolleyes:

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Is that a picture of Jonno pissing in the fuel tank? :lol:

internet.news
02-27-2004, 12:10 AM
Godzuki :D

Skweeky
02-27-2004, 01:07 AM
But no one made a better suggestions though.

Can&#39;t have a snake, the place is too small for that :(

Lilmiss
02-27-2004, 01:13 AM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/skweeky.gif
;)

I just have a couple of dancing hamsters now, you can revive them when the batteries die. :D

Evil Gemini
02-27-2004, 01:45 AM
:o FOR THE LOVE OF GOOGLE DONT GET A FERRET&#33;&#33;&#33; :o

them things are EViL&#33;&#33;&#33;

My sister bought one once and we were playing with it when it turned PSYCHO&#33;&#33;&#33;

It started to bite me and i was running away from it and it kept chasing me running sideways.

I bashed it with my nephews toy gun so she got a puppy instead :)

Mathea
02-27-2004, 05:32 AM
ferrets are nasty bastards imo.... one of the few things i ignored when i worked at the pet store. If u want something furry, my personal fave in a chinchilla..... but if you dont have much space, how about an egyptian spiny mouse? they&#39;re better than regular stupid mice..... or a rat..... but yeah if you want bigger get a chinchilla. They&#39;re adoreable, really friendly (get it young tho), n dont stink up ur place like ferrets do.

Virtualbody1234
02-27-2004, 05:52 AM
A geko: http://www.populerbilgi.com/hayvanlar/images/surungenbackright.jpg

toco004
02-27-2004, 05:56 AM
Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@27 February 2004 - 05:52
A geko: http://www.populerbilgi.com/hayvanlar/images/surungenbackright.jpg
gekos are hella tight :)

Yogi
02-27-2004, 01:33 PM
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/poeper-schaap5.jpg

Skweeky
02-27-2004, 01:38 PM
FECK&#33; A gekko, that&#39;s a great idea&#33; He can keep the spiders away too :D

can&#39;t have anything fluffy though....Marc&#39;s allergic to most fluffy things :(

Spider_dude
02-27-2004, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@27 February 2004 - 13:38
FECK&#33; A gekko, that&#39;s a great idea&#33; He can keep the spiders away too :D

can&#39;t have anything fluffy though....Marc&#39;s allergic to most fluffy things :(
you&#39;d be lucky to have teh spider.

Yogi
02-27-2004, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@27 February 2004 - 15:38
FECK&#33; A gekko, that&#39;s a great idea&#33; He can keep the spiders away too :D

can&#39;t have anything fluffy though....Marc&#39;s allergic to most fluffy things :(
But you are quite fluffy, aren&#39;t you??? :o

Skweeky
02-27-2004, 01:45 PM
Now you mention it...he is allergic to something but we don&#39;t know what it is. Maye it&#39;s me? :&#39;(

Yogi
02-27-2004, 01:46 PM
http://www.catassociation.com/shows/Worthing/worthing2cat168neg37A.jpg

bujub22
02-27-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@27 February 2004 - 09:46
http://www.catassociation.com/shows/Worthing/worthing2cat168neg37A.jpg
kill that rathttp://mindscraps.com/s/otn/violent/1gunsmiley.gif

get sweeky a nice lil gold fish :D

DanB
02-27-2004, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@27 February 2004 - 15:13
get sweeky a nice lil gold fish :D
Remember somethig to go on top of the bowl or they&#39;ll jump out like 7th&#39;s :lol: :lol: :P

bujub22
02-27-2004, 02:32 PM
then make a fish sandwich :lol: :lol: 2 the pleasure :lol:

DanB
02-27-2004, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@27 February 2004 - 15:32
then make a fish sandwich :lol: :lol: 2 the pleasure :lol:
How do they make fish fingers when fish have no fingers? <_<

bujub22
02-27-2004, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by danb+27 February 2004 - 10:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 27 February 2004 - 10:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@27 February 2004 - 15:32
then make a fish sandwich&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol: 2 the pleasure :lol:
How do they make fish fingers when fish have no fingers? <_< [/b][/quote]
mm?? kill more fish :lol: :lol:

DanB
02-27-2004, 02:39 PM
You&#39;d have though they would have GM&#39;s some to have fingers by now though :lol:

bujub22
02-27-2004, 02:48 PM
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fish finger secret ingredent :D

100%
02-27-2004, 03:58 PM
http://www.rigolus.com/images/images_01_animaux/big/2002_8_29.jpg

bujub22
02-27-2004, 04:10 PM
http://www.petswithdisabilities.org/Images/misty1.jpg