Funniest Simpsons Stuff

[Blade025]

What's ur funniest simpson ep. or song...The funniest song i ever heard on the simpson was sung by a kid in a talent show it goes like this

Kid: "MY DING-A-LING, MY-DING-A-LING, i want you to play with my DING-A-LING!!"

funniest quote:

Milhouse:"This is just like speed 2 but with a bus instead of a boat!"
Homer: "Hello operator!!! give me the number for 911!"


and thats all i can remember but i want to know your favourite stuff.....

[Mr. Mulder]

Marge[to Homer]: Have you noticed anything different about bart recently?

Homer:New Glasses?

Marge: Bart doesn't wear glasses! No, I mean he looks really sad lately.

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.

Classic.

[ilw]

I love the homer talking to his brain bits, dunno why but they crack me up, I found a website dedicated to it...


Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?
Lisa : Well, don't push her. Remember, it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Brain: Swish!



Homer searches under the couch for a peanut.

Homer: Hmm...ow, pointy!
Eww, slimy.
Arrgh, moving!
Ah-ha!
[remorsefully] Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain
Brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services.



Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben Gay.
Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something,
And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh.
Lisa : Dad, why are you singing?
Brain: Tell a lie, tell a lie.
Homer: Um, because I have a small role in a broadway musical.
It's not much, but it's a start.
Brain: Bravo. [sarcastic clapping]

(i especially like that one :P )


Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip



Flanders: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
How long have you been here?
Homer : Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.
Flanders: Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh? Hey, word to the wise --
[shows Homer a card] season pass! It pays for itself after the
sixteenth visit. You know, most people don't know the difference
between apple cider and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a
little trick to help you remember. If it's clear and yella',
you've got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're
in cider town. Now, there's two exceptions and it gets kinda
tricky here...
Brain : Urrgh, you can stay, but I'm leaving.
[brain floats out of homer's head]
Flanders: ... can be yellow, if they're using late season apples. And, of
course, in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped.
[Homer collapses]

[4th gen]

Episode 0615 - Homie The Clown (my all time favourite and one of 2 I don't have :()

[DarthInsinuate]

The funniest song, or at least most bizarre is when Bart imagined something like Bart's Space Party or something - i wish it appeared on TV right now....

A funny Homer moment: in Japan sumo wrestling - "all hail clobbersaurus"

Funniest quote:
MARGE: I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power
HOMER: You don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's

[Memento]

hommer: there's the right way, the wrong way, and the max power way!
bart: isnt that the same as the wrong way?
hommer: yeah! but a lot quicker!

[Adster]

lol I remember a episode not quite sure of the quote exactly

Homer is in teh quicksand

thats OK Ill just use my arms to get my leg out

Homer sinks further)

thats OK ill just use my mouth to get my arms out"

Homer sinks completely :lol:

Home

"If theres something you can't do it's not with trying to do"

[Tetsujn]

Originally posted by Blade025@17 March 2004 - 20:09
What's ur funniest simpson ep. or song...The funniest song i ever heard on the simpson was sung by a kid in a talent show it goes like this

Kid: "MY DING-A-LING, MY-DING-A-LING, i want you to play with my DING-A-LING!!"

funniest quote:

Milhouse:"This is just like speed 2 but with a bus instead of a boat!"
Homer: "Hello operator!!! give me the number for 911!"


and thats all i can remember but i want to know your favourite stuff.....
funniest quote: (by Moe) "That fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some hardball."

funniest song: (by Bart) "Do the Bartman"

[Nightwolf]

Funniest Lines: Anything from Professor Frink or Ralph Wiggum

Funniest Song: Theme from "The Tomfoolery of Professor Frink"


Listen here...

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~mbstepp/sounds.html

[Monkeee]

lmao i love this part when Homer buys bart a new home-made bike kit and after he builds it and bart rides it breaks and he falls, homer comes in

Homer: QUICK BART USE THIS HOME-MADE MED KIT I MADE!
Homer: ITS SPRING LOADED FOR QUICK ACCESS
*2 Shots and other medical items stab in to homer*
Homer: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[cpt_azad]

when he gets that tennis court and kent brockman is playing and homer asks him how he comes up with such "witty remarks" and the guy in the van tells kent "i guess you can say it's my raquette" but the transmission got cut off so kent says "i guess you can say i'm iraqi" and then homer makes that noise and says "get out" i laughed for 10 minutes :D there are just too many funny scenes in the simpsons, but the newer episodes just plain suck. i find family guy funnier. but simpsons has it's moments (a lot of moments)

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by Nightwolf@18 March 2004 - 00:31
Funniest Lines: Anything from Professor Frink or Ralph Wiggum

Funniest Song: Theme from "The Tomfoolery of Professor Frink"


Listen here...

http://www.u.arizona.edu/~mbstepp/sounds.html
:lol: professor frink is my favorite character in the simpsons (even though he doesn't get to much to say which kind of makes his appearances that much better). the tom foolery was hilarious "that monkey's gonna pay!" lol :lol: and the one where he invents the killer "novelty weasel">>"oh no, it's out of it's matrix!! we're all doomed! homer: why it's just a cute little weasel, aren't you mr.weasel? ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" freakin hilarious :D

[Haz]

I love this one. :lol:

Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I 've seen Teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer, watch your mouth.
Homer: I gotta go, my weiner kids are listening.

[tesco]

frink is the best character!

here i a good quote:

frink: when the burgler trips the alarm the house will raise from it's foundation and run down the street, around the corner to safety!
*house catches on fire*
Frink: well, the real ones wont burn quiet so fast, and ther....mahiven liven.

:lol: :lol: i love the whole, hiven liven thing! :lol:

[cpt_azad]

:lol: :lol: i love the whole, hiven liven thing! :lol: [/QUOTE]

:lol:  i love the whole, hiven liven thing!  :lol: :lol:

hell ya :lol: !!!

frink: marge simpson? i worked on a top secret project called operation HOIVEN MAVING!!!!!!!!

marge: professor frink?

frink: ah crap, how'd you know? out of curiosity, was it the hoiven or the moiving or the whole gahoivy thing that i do :lol: now that was fuckin hilarious!!

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@19 March 2004 - 04:24
:lol: :lol: i love the whole, hiven liven thing! :lol:
don't forget 'gloiven'

[Samurai]

My favourite has to be 'Homer the Great' AKA 'The Stonecutters' episode...

Marge: "You are a member of a very exclusive club."
Homer: "The Black Panthers?"

Here is the Sacred oath:
"...And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the StoneCutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs."

Members of the Stonecutters
#1 - Number One
#12 - Lenny
#14 - Carl
#29 - Charles Montgomery Burns
#38 - Abe
#57 - Dewey Largo
#62 - Seymour Skinner
#86 - Julius Hibbert
#124 - Herman
#156 - Chief Wiggum
#194 - Moe the Bartender
#242 - Hershel Krustofski
#259 - Scott Christian
#287 - Sideshow Mel
#362 - Mr. Van Houten
#384 - Waylon Smithers
#434 - Kent Brockman
#456 - Joe Quimby
#476 - Asst. Superintendent Leopold
#530 - Groundskeeper Willy
#589 - Steve Guttenberg
#632 - Jasper
#666 - Adolf Hitler
#712 - Barney
#747 - Apu
#793 - Lionel Hutz
#823 - Homer Glumplich
#846 - (some green alien)
#893 - (the Egg Council guy)
#908 - Homer Simpson

Stonecutter World Counsel:
Orville Redenbacher
Jack Nicholson
Lawrence Tero (Mr. T)
George Bush

THE FIVE RITUALS YOU MUST PASS TO BE A STONECUTTER:
Ritual #1 - All Stonecutters must take a Leap of Faith. If you survive this five-story plunge, your character will be proven.
Ritual #2 - The Crossing of the Desert.
Ritual #3 - The Unblinking Eye.
Ritual #4 - Wreck of the Hesperus.
Ritual #5 - The Paddling of the Swollen Ass, with paddles

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

[bujub22]

homer -i have seen the light and it burns!! :lol:  :lol:


homer-women like what i tell them to like ! :D :D


[QUOTE]lisa-ever since he seen willy wonka and the choclate factory
he 's been looking for it ever so ...it consumes him! :lol: :lol:

[Blade025]

lol the prank phone calls by bart are also pretty funny...

Moe:
1. phone call for Al...Al coholic
2. ..ehh...Jacque Strap
3. Is I.P Freely Here?
4. hey is there a Butts here?...Seymour Butts
5. Homer Sexual
6. Amanda hugankiss
7. Hugh Jazz
8. Ivana Tinkle
9. I'm a stupid moron with a ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt...( :lol: )
moe: LISTEN YOU!! when i catch you i'm going to pull out your eye and shove them down your pants so you watch me beat the crap out of you...

one by homer:

Homer:Moe i need your help...i got a friend named...Joey jo jo jr. shabado
Moe: Thats the worst name i've ever heard
(some guy runs out crying)
Barney: HEY! JOEY JO JO!!!

another by moe:

FBI:Do u you have a grude against mr.burns?
(strapped to a lie detector)
Moe: NO!
(bzzzzz)
Moe: Alright i do! but i didn't shoot him!
(ding)
FBI:Your free to go then..
Moe:good cause i have a hot date!
(bzzz)
Moe:a date
(bzzzz)
Moe: dinner with friend
(bzzz)
Moe:dinner alone
(bzzz)
Moe:ALRIGHT!! i'm going to sit at home and look at the girls in the victoria secrets catalogue..
(bzzz)
Moe: ......sears catalogue
(ding)

one by wiggum:

wiggum: ok folks, shows over nothing to see here, shows O MY GOD!!! a horrible plane crash, hey everybody look at this crash, come on don't be shy.

one by abe:

Abe:wat the....do we sell..french..fries?

Ralph:Me fail english? thats unpossible

[ahctlucabbuS]

Homer: I'm feeling kinda low, Apu. Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? Some Skittle.. you know.
Apu: Such a product does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Then just give me a six pack and a couple of packets of Skittles.

:lol:

[lotep]

Lisa in this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics! That one gets me all the time.

[cpt_azad]

I'm a stupid moron with a ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt...

fuckin hilarious, i almost choked (on some food) the first time i saw that scene :rolleyes: :lol:

[Chewie]

Originally posted by Blade025@17 March 2004 - 20:09
What's ur funniest simpson ep. or song...The funniest song i ever heard on the simpson was sung by a kid in a talent show it goes like this

Kid: "MY DING-A-LING, MY-DING-A-LING, i want you to play with my DING-A-LING!!"
Chuck Berry wrote and had a hit with that.

My favourite scene has gotta be Homer practicing with his whacking stick in his garden.
I had that on the computer a while ago and musta deleted it. :(

Mostly, new episodes make me giggle the whole way through. It's a shame that SkyOne (or The Sim-Buff-Trek-Gate Channel as we know it in our house) shows repeats so often.

[lotep]

Da goggels dey do noting! Reneer Wolfcastle screeming as radioactive man when a stunt gos wrong

[AzNsMaRtGuY333]

i like the scene where homer, lenny and carl were sitting at the bar. They were talking and then Homer looks down at his hand. There is a paper on the hand and it says

Carl: black
Lenny: white

LOL, the scene was sh!t funny but i can't tell it right

[mike45450]

There's too many to remember, but the ones that i remember laughing my ass off to are...

-Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
-Ralph: I'm Learnding!
-Ralph: Me fail english? That's unpossible

-Homer: 'Gym'? What's a 'Gym'? [walks inside] ooooh...a gym (lol that one's a classic :lol:)

-Astrid (that woman who likes Homer's "art"): Wonderful news Homer!
Homer: Is it about pies?

Homer: Wait a minute....there's something bothering me about this club.....I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap ladies
Woman: What was her problem?

[Aaron_T]

i liked that song that Mr Burns sang called See My Vest that was extremely funny :lol:

and one of my favourite quotes was from ralph:::

"My cats breath smells of catfood" :lol:

that just cracked me up for some strange reason :lol:

[dohman]

Moe and Homer ruining and giving away a year of soap stories...with sexy results ;)

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by lotep@20 March 2004 - 06:23
Da goggels dey do noting! Reneer Wolfcastle screeming as radioactive man when a stunt gos wrong
oh ya, i remember now:

trainer: up and atoms!

reneer: up and at them!

trainer: up and atoms!

reneer: UP AND AT THEM!

trainer: up and atoms!

reneer: up and AT them!

trainer: well it's a little bit better.

--------------------------------------

milhouse: jimmini jillickers!

reneer: now fallout boy, there's no need for profanity :lol:

[colt45joe]

isnt my fav, but it was funny when apu had his 8 babies, and homer and marge come with banana bread, and apu is all like "oh banana bread our problems are solved, im sory im sory i apologize, but honestly what the hell were you thinking BANANA BREAD! im sory, i apologize again"

it went a little somethin like that, it was hilarious tho

[Nightwolf]

The episode where Lisa's class project was to build a diarama, and on the day of the big show Ralph brings in his collection of Star Wars toys and asks: "What's a diarama?"

Then later when he falls: "I bent my wookie." :lol: :lol: :lol:

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by colt45joe@20 March 2004 - 23:33
isnt my fav, but it was funny when apu had his 8 babies, and homer and marge come with banana bread, and apu is all like "oh banana bread our problems are solved, im sory im sory i apologize, but honestly what the hell were you thinking BANANA BREAD! im sory, i apologize again"

it went a little somethin like that, it was hilarious tho
marge: i thought i'd bake you some banana bread

apu: banana bread? oh, halaloua our problems are solved for marge has bought us banana bread! i'm sorry, i'm sorry....banana bread? what the hell were you thinking? i'm sorry i apologize, as a token of forgiveness please except this baby.

marge: (about to take the baby)

homer: NO! it's a trap! :lol: :lol: :lol: , that scene always cracked me up

[Blade025]

lol i just watched episode today and found it pretty funny....

Homer and mel gibson run away from some guys and then mel gibson throws a dummy at them...

Girl: OH NO!!! YOU RAN OVER MEL GIBSON!!
Guy: You all saw it! he came at me with a knife!!!
(they step out of car)
another guy: Hey! it's a dummy!!
Guy: yeah, but he stills get sales


lol i thought that was pretty funny :lol:

[Blade025]

Originally posted by cpt_azad@22 March 2004 - 12:07
marge: i thought i'd bake you some banana bread

apu: banana bread? oh, halaloua our problems are solved for marge has bought us banana bread! i'm sorry, i'm sorry....banana bread? what the hell were you thinking?  i'm sorry i apologize, as a token of forgiveness please except this baby.

marge: (about to take the baby)

homer: NO!  it's a trap!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: , that scene always cracked me up
another funny part in that episode was when apu and manjula were arguing..

Apu: (saying something in indian)
Manjula: (saying something in indian)
Apu: (notices Homer and Marge looking at them, then pulls beaded strings down)
Marge: I think we should go homer..
Homer: and miss the best part!
Marge:You don't even know wat they're saying!
Homer:I'm learning..Cutney seems to mean fight and Manjula seems to mean some kind of fruit... :lol:

Don't know if thats how it went but it was pretty funny

[bujub22]

save me je-busssssssss :lol: :lol:

[linkinrules]

funniest thing ever:

Homer: Theres nothing better than a cold beer on a hot christmas morning.

Also the fact that him and his brain happen to be different entities

Homer: Ok brain I don't like u and u don't like me, but if we work together on this i can get back to killing u with beer.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!

[gungrave]

glove slap babby glove slap i dont take no crap :D

[KeyserH]

ok, i'm quite sure i heard this one in a simpsons episode, but i cant find it anywhere on the net.

apu nahassapeemapetilon: Come to the Kwik-E-Mart, high prizes, no quality!

[ratman316]

the one that gets me everytime

bart has to join the scouts i think and homor takes the micky out of him for being a 'nerd'

Homer: how was your "scouts" club son?

Bart: we were planning a father son rafting trip

Homer Hehe you dont have a son.


Laughing as i type it :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

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[Blade025]

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[ck-uk]

Hes mad homer.I hav'nt them in a while a few yrs

i gonna have to get them off nova n watch them all again :)

[DarthInsinuate]

Guys: [to the tune of "I Love Rock and Roll"]
I won't drink at Moe's,
Homer's old garage is all I need.
I won't drink at Moe's,
Homer: 'Cause he's a big jerk and a she-male, too.

[Blade025]

lol..i just watched this today...

(homer carrying plutonium)
Homer:Careful, Careful..
(Puts hand in plutonium and tastes it)

another one...

(surrounded by fire)
Homer: OMG! this is how faceless joe lost his legs!!

another one..

(after homer and marge solve the mystery of why homer keeps screaming and moe comes in..)
Moe: i made an envelope and everything...
Marge:alright moe...show us wat u have..
Moe: OK! first see it's nothing but a band-aid but the rest dont make no sense without it..next see it looks like a 6 or but also like a 9, u don't know...
Homer: You sure u made this envelope cause it says Hammermil on it...