Has Anyone Ever...

[Smith]

well? anyone here ever?

[Spider_dude]

i have never had phone sex with a parsnip.

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

:huh: Well yes.I mean what man has not? :P


*Just read Spiders post.I guess there is one. :blink: *

[Cheese]

I used to but the court orders put a stop to that... :(

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Withcheese@1 May 2004 - 17:31
I used to but the court orders put a stop to that... :(
only after i took out that injunction.

[DanB]

Yeah I have, you have to be pissed though or you just feel stupid :rolleyes:

[NikkiD]

Yeah, I have too. Big surprise there, huh? :lol:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Mr JP Fugley+1 May 2004 - 17:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr JP Fugley @ 1 May 2004 - 17:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Spider_dude@1 May 2004 - 17:32
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@1 May 2004 - 17:31
I used to but the court orders put a stop to that... :(
only after i took out that injunction.
you have been warned to stop the illegal surgery. [/b][/quote]
ok spider_dudes backstreet abortion clinic is no more.

[backlash]

yep:D

[bujub22]

yup and now look what u made me do&#33;.............. i lost the mood :(










:lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22@1 May 2004 - 19:15
yup and now look what u made me do&#33;.............. i lost the mood :(










:lol: :lol:
You want to be keeping it in your pants :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb+1 May 2004 - 14:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 1 May 2004 - 14:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@1 May 2004 - 19:15
yup and now look what u made me do&#33;.............. i lost the mood&nbsp; :(










:lol:&nbsp; :lol:
You want to be keeping it in your pants :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:( but then i get it on myself instead of were company sits :(





:lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Remind me not to come round yours :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@1 May 2004 - 14:23
Remind me not to come round yours :lol: :lol: :lol:
u still got the chair i sent u? :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

No, I erm... what chair?? :blink:

[Samurai]

Q. Has Anyone Ever...

A. Yes :)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@1 May 2004 - 14:26
No, I erm... what chair?? :blink:
the 1 your sitting in :lol: :lol: my flavor of the yr on there :lol: :lol:

[AussieSheila]

Originally posted by bujub22+2 May 2004 - 03:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 2 May 2004 - 03:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@1 May 2004 - 14:26
No, I erm... what chair??&nbsp; :blink:
the 1 your sitting in :lol: :lol: my flavor of the yr on there :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:o Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww&#33;

:lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22+1 May 2004 - 19:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 1 May 2004 - 19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@1 May 2004 - 14:26
No, I erm... what chair??&nbsp; :blink:
the 1 your sitting in :lol: :lol: my flavor of the yr on there :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:ph34r: :ph34r:

thats not nice. Even though I know its not true :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

I feel like some self loving right now....SD whats your sisters number again? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[*goddess*]

;) Would you like my sisters number instead??

















http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/html/emoticons/whistling.gif

[AussieSheila]

:o He can&#39;t call all the way from America for phone sex&#33;

































Can he? B)

[*goddess*]

:unsure: I dunno










but you could&#39;ve returned the offer. :rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@1 May 2004 - 13:58
:o He can&#39;t call all the way from America for phone sex&#33;

































Can he?&nbsp; B)
Skype (http://www.skype.com/) ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[AussieSheila]

:o Skype? lol I have it.

:ph34r:

[*goddess*]

:D So..... her number is.......
















TRANSMISSION TERMINATED....... FAILURE TO PAY BLOODY EXORBITANT BB FEES..........

[purdyke]

no do you have? B)

[DanB]

Is Skype an airborne vesion of teh herpes :unsure:

[AussieSheila]

;) Skype is like telephone on the &#39;net. It even rings like a phone and it&#39;s much clearer than msn or yahoo. You should download it Dan. It&#39;s good.

:)

[DanB]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@1 May 2004 - 20:22
;) Skype is like telephone on the &#39;net. It even rings like a phone and it&#39;s much clearer than msn or yahoo. You should download it Dan. It&#39;s good.

:)
Talking on the net is scary :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

:( Awww, so you ditched BD for Dan





already??





Shameless bloody hussy&#33;

[AussieSheila]

:ph34r: Ooer&#33; That is not what I said&#33;

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Now Dan, how could you be scared of lil darlin&#39;s like us?? :angel2:




:o So you want both of em then???



Again: Shameless bloody hussy&#33;&#33;

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol: i aint read this all but sounds like 3 way action for dan :lol: :smilie4:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22@1 May 2004 - 20:42
:lol: :lol: i aint read this all but sounds like 3 way action for dan :lol: :smilie4:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


3 way cyb3r :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

;) Cept that Aussieshiela tart keeps elbowing me outta the way and leaving poor BD out in the cold.

[bujub22]

this looks fun but i got a kids party to run :(




cya :D peace love and smoke a fat 1 :D :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22@1 May 2004 - 20:47
this looks fun but i got a kids party to run :(




cya :D peace love and smoke a fat 1 :D :lol: :lol:
Good luck Joob Joob

Have you got a clown coming for the party? :unsure:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb+1 May 2004 - 15:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 1 May 2004 - 15:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@1 May 2004 - 20:47
this looks fun but i got a kids party to run :(




cya :D peace love and smoke a fat 1 :D&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
Good luck Joob Joob

Have you got a clown coming for the party? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: omgroflmao :lol: i am the clown bye :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22+1 May 2004 - 20:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 1 May 2004 - 20:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@1 May 2004 - 15:48
<!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@1 May 2004 - 20:47
this looks fun but i got a kids party to run :(




cya :D peace love and smoke a fat 1 :D&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
Good luck Joob Joob

Have you got a clown coming for the party? :unsure:
:lol: :lol: omgroflmao :lol: i am the clown bye :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
In that case we want a pic of you all dressed up :lol: :lol: :lol:


:mellow:

[Smith]

Originally posted by bujub22@1 May 2004 - 19:47
this looks fun but i got a kids party to run :(




cya :D peace love and smoke a fat 1 :D :lol: :lol:
will do :lol:

[brenda]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@1 May 2004 - 17:28
well? anyone here ever?
no never.......... nor cybersex......... beginning to think i&#39;m missing out though

[Smith]

yup

[Chevy]

Originally posted by brenda+1 May 2004 - 22:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda &#064; 1 May 2004 - 22:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheCanuk@1 May 2004 - 17:28
well? anyone here ever?
no never.......... nor cybersex......... beginning to think i&#39;m missing out though [/b][/quote]
PM me your phone number? :pimp:


:lol:

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@1 May 2004 - 17:28
well? anyone here ever?
Nope but i have had sex in a phone box does that count??

[DanB]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+2 May 2004 - 03:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 2 May 2004 - 03:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheCanuk@1 May 2004 - 17:28
well? anyone here ever?
Nope but i have had sex in a phone box does that count?? [/b][/quote]
Did the phone play a part? :ph34r:

[Aaron_T]

i would never participate in such things :unsure:



:lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Image Resized
http://bjtuna.net/albums/album13/fido_phone_ass.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://bjtuna.net/albums/album13/fido_phone_ass.jpg')

[img]http://cagle.slate.msn.com/sex/dating/phoneproposal.gif

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by danb+2 May 2004 - 02:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 2 May 2004 - 02:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@2 May 2004 - 03:31
<!--QuoteBegin-TheCanuk@1 May 2004 - 17:28
well? anyone here ever?
Nope but i have had sex in a phone box does that count??
Did the phone play a part? :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
the reciever kept getting in the way and a voice kept saying
"please replace the handset and try again"

do you think that was instructions??

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by bujub22@2 May 2004 - 01:36
Image Resized
Image Resized
[img]http://bjtuna.net/albums/album13/fido_phone_ass.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> (http://bjtuna.net/albums/album13/fido_phone_ass.jpg)

http://cagle.slate.msn.com/sex/dating/phoneproposal.gif
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+2 May 2004 - 03:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 2 May 2004 - 03:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@2 May 2004 - 02:34

Originally posted by mortsapprentice@2 May 2004 - 03:31
<!--QuoteBegin-TheCanuk@1 May 2004 - 17:28
well? anyone here ever?
Nope but i have had sex in a phone box does that count??
Did the phone play a part? :ph34r:
the reciever kept getting in the way and a voice kept saying
"please replace the handset and try again"

do you think that was instructions?? [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

Quite possibly

[bujub22]

http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/sex.jpg

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by bujub22@2 May 2004 - 01:40
http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/sex.jpg
where are you getting these pics from :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/goggles.jpg

[bujub22]

http://www.tampatantrum.com/ispy/pimpin.jpg

[bujub22]

Image Resized
[img]http://www.kristallpojken.org/Konvolut/Village_People__Sex_over_the_phone.jpeg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.kristallpojken.org/Konvolut/Village_People__Sex_over_the_phone.jpeg')

[OcramC]

:unsure: I may have participated in such acts in the past - who are you to ask

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Here&#39;s a shock............



























No :helpsmile:

I&#39;m just no good at talking sexy :P

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

I tried once but I kept falling off :( , might look into buying a bigger phone :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@2 May 2004 - 12:53
I tried once but I kept falling off :( , might look into buying a bigger phone :unsure:
S&#39;ok I&#39;ll get your coat for you ;) :lol:

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:P



p.s. :helpsmile:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: Are you trying to tell us you need help with pissing? :blink:

Jonno B)