What To Do With All These Condoms...?

[Cheese]

As some of you may know I sometimes work in the local sexual health clinic and I am now the proud owner of all the out-of-date condoms that have been thrown out by the organisation I work for. And I have a lot of them...

But what shall I do with them? I'm looking for novel and interesting uses for condoms that have gone past their use-by-date? And no I'm not going to sell them because of the obvious health issue... :lol:

Best idea wins...a box of out-of-date condoms... :01:

[*goddess*]

;) Blow em up and put em together as a blow up doll type figure.

:D Raffle off figure and give proceeds to your organisation.

[Spider_dude]

posh wank?

[Peerzy]

Spike them and give them away
water ballon fight
se how many you can fit on before it starts to hurt
chew them
fill em with drugs :lol:
fill them with ice and hand them inside ur pc for effect water cooling...
Donat them to GEPFAM the organisation helping Geppers get over there problems
force feed them to AZZZ

:rolleyes:

[Proper Bo]

Stand outside your local swimming pool and sell them to children/midgets as varooka (spelling?!) socks :D

[Yogi]

Bungee-Fucking at it's best!!

Now for thrillseekers:


Russian Roulette Condoms.

Nothing like sex with a Fruitmachine!!! :lol:



YoSafe

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@3 May 2004 - 14:06
Stand outside your local swimming pool and sell them to children/midgets as varooka (spelling?!) socks :D
I like this idea...mainly because of the water the little kiddies would be slipping all over the place... :lol:

[Yogi]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ang0039l.jpg


YoRecycle

[zapjb]

Practice, practice, practice.

[Chevy]

Back-up small intestine :lol:

101 Uses for a condom (http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/7632/condom.html)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Chevy@3 May 2004 - 15:03

Back-up small intestine :lol:

101 Uses for a condom (http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/7632/condom.html)
That kind of kills my thread... :lol:


99. To carry your "seeing eye" goldfish.

[Chevy]

Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 16:04

That kind of kills my thread... :lol:

oh yeah - sorry :o



15. To save farts :lol:

[ck-uk]

http://www.aamx.com/images-1/13672-1.jpg

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 17:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 17:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Chevy@3 May 2004 - 15:03

Back-up small intestine :lol:

101 Uses for a condom (http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marina/7632/condom.html)
That kind of kills my thread... :lol:


99. To carry your "seeing eye" goldfish. [/b][/quote]
What use is a thread about out of date jonnies anyway :rolleyes:

[vidcc]

i&#39;m kind of worried why you would take such items home in the first place instead of just trashing them :huh:

[bujub22]

make a comdom tree&#39;s and send them to friends :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by vidcc@3 May 2004 - 16:10
i&#39;m kind of worried why you would take such items home in the first place instead of just trashing them :huh:
It was my landlady&#39;s idea (she works there as well) she says to me, "I&#39;m sure we can find some use for them..." :rolleyes:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 14:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 14:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-vidcc@3 May 2004 - 16:10
i&#39;m kind of worried why you would take such items home in the first place instead of just trashing them :huh:
It was my landlady&#39;s idea (she works there as well) she says to me, "I&#39;m sure we can find some use for them..." :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
she wants yah&#33;


[QUOTE]"I&#39;m sure WE can find some use for them..."

[djweiser]

Originally posted by *goddess*@3 May 2004 - 14:59
;) Blow em up and put em together as a blow up doll type figure.

:D Raffle off figure and give proceeds to your organisation.
i like that idea :P

[brotherdoobie]

Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom&#39;s probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[gungrave]

turn them in to water bombs and thow them at people that go past ur house :ph34r:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by gungrave@3 May 2004 - 13:07
turn them in to water bombs and thow them at people that go past ur house :ph34r:
Just make sure not to use any of the ones you were masturbating into :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

[Cheese]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom&#39;s probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 19:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 19:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom&#39;s probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol: [/b][/quote]
Who can blame her, with your crusty sheets every morning.

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+3 May 2004 - 13:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 3 May 2004 - 13:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 19:20
<!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom&#39;s probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:
Who can blame her, with your crusty sheets every morning. [/b][/quote]
And I am sure you still take your laundry to her house. ;)
So be kind and wear a condom :)

Peace brotherdoobie

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 18:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 18:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom&#39;s probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol: [/b][/quote]
Youmean she`s still washing your sticky sheets now. :o :helpsmile:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+3 May 2004 - 18:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 3 May 2004 - 18:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gungrave@3 May 2004 - 13:07
turn them in to water bombs and thow them at people that go past ur house&nbsp; :ph34r:
Just make sure not to use any of the ones you were masturbating into :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
known as a posh wank. please see reply number 2.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles+3 May 2004 - 18:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (enoughfakefiles @ 3 May 2004 - 18:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 18:20
<!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom&#39;s probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:
Youmean she`s still washing your sticky sheets now. :o :helpsmile: [/b][/quote]
Yup, its taken her ten years to get &#39;em clean they must have been real sticky... :ph34r:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Withcheese+3 May 2004 - 15:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 3 May 2004 - 15:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@3 May 2004 - 18:17

Originally posted by Withcheese@3 May 2004 - 18:20
<!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@3 May 2004 - 17:07
Put one on the next time your masturbating...Your Mom&#39;s probably tired of washing your sticky sheets ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Especially as I moved out of home ten years ago... :lol:
Youmean she`s still washing your sticky sheets now. :o :helpsmile:
Yup, its taken her ten years to get &#39;em clean they must have been real sticky... :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
To bad you didn&#39;t have the condoms way back then withcheese ;)
Could of saved your Mom a load of laundry eh? :lol:

Peace brotherdoobie

[masterpiece21]

Put a white powder(any type) in them and tie the end up.write "ANTHRAX" on each 1 with a black marker n put em in every1&#39;s mailboxes that u hate :P or jsut every1 in the neighborhood for the hell of it :D

[ziggyjuarez]

:o your evil









:D

[masterpiece21]

hells ya&#33;nothing better than watchnig yuor neighbors panic over a powder they think can end there life and find out its flower :lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

knowing my neighbors they would think its crack.

[masterpiece21]

knowing my sister,she&#39;d prolly snort the shit2c if she can get a buzz out of it :P she a true junkie,yet god never answers my prayers*my prayers-god,may my sister PLEEZE overdose otnite?ok kool thanx oh ya i had my way with mary,my bad*i jsut dont egt waht im doin wrong :rolleyes:

[uNz[i]]

Balloon Animals

Ever think what a nice earner you could be on doing the entertainment at kiddies birthday parties?
Free "balloons" means no starter capital is needed... so its all profit. You lucky cheese&#33; :D

[Canti]

Dude you should totally make tight laytex pants with a dickknob pouch. Then make a laytex shirt then spraypaint "MR. FUCK" on the shirt. Lastly make a laytex cape then run around the neighborhood giving pity fux to all the ugly women. You will be the ultimate hero.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Canti@5 May 2004 - 15:39
Dude you should totally make tight laytex pants with a dickknob pouch. Then make a laytex shirt then spraypaint "MR. FUCK" on the shirt. Lastly make a laytex cape then run around the neighborhood giving pity fux to all the ugly women. You will be the ultimate hero.
Excellent idea m8 :lol:

My catch-phrase will be:

"You&#39;re pretty when I&#39;m drunk...and I&#39;m pretty fucking drunk."

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+5 May 2004 - 12:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 May 2004 - 12:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Canti@5 May 2004 - 15:39
Dude you should totally make tight laytex pants with a dickknob pouch. Then make a laytex shirt then spraypaint "MR. FUCK" on the shirt. Lastly make a laytex cape then run around the neighborhood giving pity fux to all the ugly women. You will be the ultimate hero.
Excellent idea m8 :lol:

My catch-phrase will be:

"You&#39;re pretty when I&#39;m drunk...and I&#39;m pretty fucking drunk." [/b][/quote]
:lol: reminds me of a joke


guy walks on a elevader drunk
there&#39;s awomen there too
she say&#39;s aah&#33; your drunk
he reply&#39;s oow yah&#33; and your ugly but ill be sober tommorow&#33;




:lol: :lol:

[silent VI]

sell&#39;em on ebay