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Mr. Mulder
05-10-2004, 07:14 PM
This is Mei, she enjoys reading, writing, anal and long romantic strolls along beaches at night. Shall we start the biding at say, £5 and a bag of wotsits? :blink:

http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/lAndstander/old_japanese_woman_dizzy.jpg

brotherdoobie
05-10-2004, 07:18 PM
It depends... does she enjoy cuddling?

Peace brotherdoobie

Mr. Mulder
05-10-2004, 07:20 PM
cuddling what? :unsure:

Snee
05-10-2004, 07:20 PM
Someone really done a job on her.

Assault with a blunt cloning tool.

ziggyjuarez
05-10-2004, 07:21 PM
B) Like To Have Sex With you but only if you dont use me 12£

[N][O][B]
05-10-2004, 07:33 PM
i would give her a shot.

Lilmiss
05-10-2004, 07:38 PM
I thought me P.C was knackered again.

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whatsign.gif

well, it is after the clout I just gave it. :blink:

enoughfakefiles
05-10-2004, 07:48 PM
Does she kiss on the first date. :D :D

Mr. Mulder
05-10-2004, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@10 May 2004 - 19:56
Does she kiss on the first date. :D :D
if you ask nicely :lips:

Yogi
05-10-2004, 08:05 PM
Big advantage: No teeth during the blowjob!!! :rolleyes:


YoPerv

Snee
05-10-2004, 08:11 PM
There's nothing wrong with teeth you know.

As long as it's just a bit of nibbling.

[N][O][B]
05-10-2004, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 20:19
There's nothing wrong with teeth you know.

As long as it's just a bit of nibbling.
yeah you told me withcheese was good at that.

Snee
05-10-2004, 08:16 PM
All I saw before I turned off that gepr0n of you and him you sent me.



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Canti
05-10-2004, 11:31 PM
DID HER TWICE ALREADY
Because
IM COOL AS ICE!!!!!

bujub22
05-10-2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Canti@10 May 2004 - 19:39
DID HER TWICE ALREADY
Because
IM COOL AS ICE!!!!!
ppl in hell want ice?? :blink:

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:34 PM
Everybody wants the ICE ICE BABY!!!!

Cyclepath
05-10-2004, 11:34 PM
did yu sing to her?

She's probably just about to explode with the agony of your voice!!! :P :lol:

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:35 PM
Before, during, and after, when we cuddled...

BigBoo
05-10-2004, 11:35 PM
he did. her left ear ran round her head to escape

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 18:43
he did. her left ear ran round her head to escape
Hey man I was a superstar once!!! Dont be hatin! I cry easy!

bujub22
05-10-2004, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Canti@10 May 2004 - 19:42
Everybody wants the ICE ICE BABY!!!!
can i hav some ice my drink is warm :(

Cyclepath
05-10-2004, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Canti@10 May 2004 - 23:43
Before, during, and after, when we cuddled...
Are you the script writer for 'Little Britain'

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@10 May 2004 - 18:44

can i hav some ice my drink is warm :(
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/rappers/vanilla.jpg
Ask and you shall recieve.

Cyclepath
05-10-2004, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Canti+10 May 2004 - 23:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 10 May 2004 - 23:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 18:43
he did. her left ear ran round her head to escape
Hey man I was a superstar once&#33;&#33;&#33; Dont be hatin&#33; I cry easy&#33; [/b][/quote]
Proof?????





















(I bet its BS, yep, I bet its BS :lol: :lol: )

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:45

Are you the script writer for &#39;Little Britain&#39;
yes

Cyclepath
05-10-2004, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Canti+10 May 2004 - 23:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 10 May 2004 - 23:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:45

Are you the script writer for &#39;Little Britain&#39;
yes [/b][/quote]
I see you managed to get your girlfriend a part in it then :blink:

bujub22
05-10-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Canti+10 May 2004 - 19:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 10 May 2004 - 19:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@10 May 2004 - 18:44

can i hav some ice my drink is warm :(
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/rappers/vanilla.jpg
Ask and you shall recieve. [/b][/quote]
http://thunder.prohosting.com/~vifc/quote6.jpg


:lol: :lol:

lmao (http://thunder.prohosting.com/~vifc/fanclub.html)

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:47

I see you managed to get your girlfriend a part in it then :blink:
Mei is the only woman for me...

So stop sending me pms about how nice it is to get fucked in the ass, I know you want a piece of the ICE....

Im out of your league baby&#33;

bujub22
05-10-2004, 11:48 PM
:shit:

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:49 PM
Lol jubs quit shittin on the forum&#33;

YOUR ANUS WILL GO ON MODERATION&#33;

BigBoo
05-10-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Cyclepath+10 May 2004 - 23:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cyclepath @ 10 May 2004 - 23:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Canti@10 May 2004 - 23:44
<!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 18:43
he did. her left ear ran round her head to escape
Hey man I was a superstar once&#33;&#33;&#33; Dont be hatin&#33; I cry easy&#33;
Proof?????





















(I bet its BS, yep, I bet its BS :lol: :lol: ) [/b][/quote]
is it so hard to believe that vaanilla ice cant afford [i]buy[/b] ccs anyymorre?

Cyclepath
05-10-2004, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Canti+10 May 2004 - 23:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 10 May 2004 - 23:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:47

I see you managed to get your girlfriend a part in it then&nbsp; &nbsp; :blink:
Mei is the only woman for me...

So stop sending me pms about how nice it is to get fucked in the ass, I know you want a piece of the ICE....

Im out of your league baby&#33; [/b][/quote]
I guess you aint Vanilla then Ice Baby?

Do you fart when you cough?

bujub22
05-10-2004, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Canti@10 May 2004 - 19:57
Lol jubs quit shittin on the forum&#33;

YOUR ANUS WILL GO ON MODERATION&#33;
bin there done that :P

Canti
05-10-2004, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:59

I guess you aint Vanilla then Ice Baby?

Do you fart when you cough?
Next thing youre gonna say that Eminem never teabagged me...

So much hate.....

bujub22
05-10-2004, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by Canti+10 May 2004 - 20:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 10 May 2004 - 20:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:59

I guess you aint Vanilla then Ice Baby?

Do you fart when you cough?
Next thing youre gonna say that Eminem never teabagged me...

So much hate..... [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

Cyclepath
05-10-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Canti@11 May 2004 - 00:04


So much hate.....
So little time...... :lol:

BigBoo
05-10-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Canti+11 May 2004 - 00:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 11 May 2004 - 00:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:59

I guess you aint Vanilla then Ice Baby?

Do you fart when you cough?
Next thing youre gonna say that Eminem never teabagged me...

So much hate..... [/b][/quote]
i remember back in the day, i bought all your tapes......






















































...cos they were in the bargain bin, then recorded beastie boys over them

bujub22
05-11-2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by BigBoo+10 May 2004 - 20:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigBoo @ 10 May 2004 - 20:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Canti@11 May 2004 - 00:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:59

I guess you aint Vanilla then Ice Baby?

Do you fart when you cough?
Next thing youre gonna say that Eminem never teabagged me...

So much hate.....
i remember back in the day, i bought all your tapes......



...cos they were in the bargain bin, then recorded beastie boys over them [/b][/quote]
rofl :lol: :lol:

Canti
05-11-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by BigBoo+10 May 2004 - 19:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigBoo &#064; 10 May 2004 - 19:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Canti@11 May 2004 - 00:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:59

I guess you aint Vanilla then Ice Baby?

Do you fart when you cough?
Next thing youre gonna say that Eminem never teabagged me...

So much hate.....
i remember back in the day, i bought all your tapes......






















































...cos they were in the bargain bin, then recorded beastie boys over them [/b][/quote]
Thankyou for supporting my heroin habit...
I never would have had that first taste of ghey cawk without it.

P.S. Mike D was the first man ever to finger my ass.

BigBoo
05-11-2004, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by bujub22+11 May 2004 - 00:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 11 May 2004 - 00:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 20:07

Originally posted by Canti@11 May 2004 - 00:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Cyclepath@10 May 2004 - 18:59

I guess you aint Vanilla then Ice Baby?

Do you fart when you cough?
Next thing youre gonna say that Eminem never teabagged me...

So much hate.....
i remember back in the day, i bought all your tapes......



...cos they were in the bargain bin, then recorded beastie boys over them
rofl :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
im proud of that. eminem couldnt have dissed him better

bujub22
05-11-2004, 12:03 AM
:lol: :lol:

Canti
05-11-2004, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 19:11

im proud of that. eminem couldnt have dissed him better
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LAUGH IT UP FURBALL









p.s.
im pretty sure he could have

bujub22
05-11-2004, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Canti+10 May 2004 - 20:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 10 May 2004 - 20:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 19:11

im proud of that. eminem couldnt have dissed him better
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LAUGH IT UP FURBALL [/b][/quote]
<_< boo




:P :lol:

BigBoo
05-11-2004, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Canti+11 May 2004 - 00:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Canti @ 11 May 2004 - 00:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 19:11

im proud of that. eminem couldnt have dissed him better
Image Resized
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[img]http://www.cswu.cz/swnh/images/hangetsa.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> (http://www.cswu.cz/swnh/images/hangetsa.jpg)
LAUGH IT UP FURBALL [/b][/quote]
hahaha wtf?

Canti
05-11-2004, 12:11 AM
Ok wait I got the BEST dis...


You cant beat this shit....


Tell me when youre ready, and Ill lay it on ya.

BigBoo
05-11-2004, 12:12 AM
dude im ready :)

bujub22
05-11-2004, 12:18 AM
:unsure:

BigBoo
05-11-2004, 12:19 AM
choke&#33; choke&#33; choke&#33; choke&#33; choke&#33; choke&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

bujub22
05-11-2004, 12:22 AM
he sux jus like his career :lol:

masterpiece21
05-11-2004, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by Arcadia@10 May 2004 - 19:22
This is Mei, she enjoys reading, writing, anal and long romantic strolls along beaches at night. Shall we start the biding at say, £5 and a bag of wotsits? :blink:

http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/lAndstander/old_japanese_woman_dizzy.jpg
She must give awesome head,one mouth gets tired,then theres the other :P

Mr. Mulder
05-11-2004, 10:03 AM
I&#39;ve now marked the price down to £2 and a bag of wotsits :blink:

ahctlucabbuS
05-11-2004, 12:14 PM
I&#39;ll do Mei:

http://www.asianjoke.com/girls/pix/amai.jpg

Snee
05-11-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Barky@11 May 2004 - 13:22
I&#39;ll do Mei:

http://www.asianjoke.com/girls/pix/amai.jpg
Is that her with make-up on? :unsure:

Sipowicz
05-11-2004, 02:00 PM
Prostitution is illegal, I’m gonna shut your ass down.

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 02:02 PM
:rolleyes: There&#39;s that ass again.


You sure you don&#39;t wanna bust her balls?

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 03:05 PM
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00aaaaaaaaaimages.jpg















Unless with me :)

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 03:06 PM
;) What if it&#39;s for you?

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by *goddess*@11 May 2004 - 15:14
;) What if it&#39;s for you?
hmmmm pimping eh ...........

was thinking of a career change does this mean i have to get me a cadilac :unsure:

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 03:11 PM
;) I&#39;m sure it couldn&#39;t hurt. And a noice white suit and red felt hat with a feather in it.

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 03:13 PM
feather???


is that important :unsure:

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 03:23 PM
;) Well...... aside from that it could come in handy :P




it would also look real purty. :D

Canti
05-11-2004, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@11 May 2004 - 10:21
feather???


is that important&nbsp; :unsure:
Apparently.... It is.
http://www.crazyleg.com/pimpin/pimp.jpg

Also it looks as though it&#39;s important to have a LOT of free time as well.

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 03:28 PM
:lol: Excellent.

;) Much better than my thoughts of a boring white suit.

Snee
05-11-2004, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Canti@11 May 2004 - 16:32
Also it looks as though it&#39;s important to have a LOT of free time as well.
Yah pimpin&#39;s 40% limpin&#39; around with a cane, 10% talkin&#39; to blokes named john 45% whuppin&#39; teh ho:s, and 5% other (including, but not limited to, goin&#39; potty).

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 03:33 PM
:D Wow, the things you teach me Snny, just amazing.



:rolleyes: Tho I do wonder how you know so much....... about pimping. :lol:

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 03:34 PM
Oh goody thats settled me gonna quit me job and start pimpin thanks for the info people

now i know i wont look stupid in me new gear


ok time to find some hoze&#39;s

Snee
05-11-2004, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by *goddess*@11 May 2004 - 16:41
:rolleyes: Tho I do wonder how you know so much....... about pimping. :lol:
I watch discovery channel.

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 03:35 PM
:blink: Erm..... YAY You go Mort&#33;&#33; :01:

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 04:33 PM
ok i been out n about looking for some hoze and all i keep get given these

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/0aaaa.jpg


now i may be new to this pimpin lark but seriously

Canti
05-11-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@11 May 2004 - 10:37
45% whuppin&#39; teh ho:s
:lol: :lol:
Whuppin teh ho&#39;s

Dont ask me why I find that so funny...
I just do..

*goddess*
05-11-2004, 04:40 PM
:ph34r: I don&#39;t think I want you to be my pimp MA. :helpsmile:

Snee
05-11-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@11 May 2004 - 17:41
ok i been out n about looking for some hoze and all i keep get given these

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/0aaaa.jpg


now i may be new to this pimpin lark but seriously
It&#39;s for teh whuppin&#39; of teh ho:s.

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by SnnY+11 May 2004 - 16:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 11 May 2004 - 16:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@11 May 2004 - 17:41
ok i been out n about looking for some hoze and all i keep get given these

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/0aaaa.jpg


now i may be new to this pimpin lark but seriously
It&#39;s for teh whuppin&#39; of teh ho:s. [/b][/quote]
Ahhh that explains it cheers snny you wisdom is most appreciated

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by *goddess*@11 May 2004 - 16:48
:ph34r: I don&#39;t think I want you to be my pimp MA. :helpsmile:
Thats ok i have other ideas for you :rolleyes:

Snee
05-11-2004, 04:50 PM
Don&#39;t thank me.

Thank Animal Planet.



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I&#39;m passing her around, hoping the bitch&#39;ll forget about me.



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have her again.

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@11 May 2004 - 16:58
Don&#39;t thank me.

Thank Animal Planet.



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have her again.
i may be interesteed whats her speciality :unsure:

Snee
05-11-2004, 04:57 PM
She likes screwing me real bad.

And she kinda&#39; blows.

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@11 May 2004 - 17:05
She likes screwing me real bad.

And she kinda&#39; blows.
sounds good any pics?

Snee
05-11-2004, 05:05 PM
I&#39;ll ask for some next time she contacts me.

mortsapprentice
05-11-2004, 05:08 PM
i appreciate it bud i will sort out some special rates for ya