Things Which Are Impossible To Say

[[N][O][B]]

no i dont want to sleep with you
yeah i will walk home quietly
no i dont want to fight you
no i wont have a dog kebab

[Cheese]

"You chatting up my pint?!?" :angry:

[Aaron_T]

:lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.

Peace brotherdoobie

[ownedbyme13]

Originally posted by Azzz@13 May 2004 - 12:14
:lol:
i'd imagine that is quyite easy to say when drunk.

[gungrave]

walk in a str8 line and say yippy while doin it :D

[*goddess*]

;) Any complete sentence without swearing. :lol: :ph34r:

[sArA]

Originally posted by *goddess*@13 May 2004 - 13:23
;) Any complete sentence without swearing. :lol: :ph34r:
'Excuse me Mr Policeman, I appear to be a little drunk, please take my car keys off me'

[mortsapprentice]

NO

[BigDaddy555]

"No officer, I havnt been drinking"

[destroyerofevil]

"So honey, ur asking wat reeks of alcohol? Aint my breath 4 SURE."

[benxuk]

of course i havn't deen brinkin occifer, i'm jober as a sudge

[brenda]

Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination

[Snee]

Originally posted by brenda@13 May 2004 - 22:06
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination
You have zero's coordination? :blink:

Thief!

[Lilmiss]

Chimney.




I cant say it at the best of times. :P :huh:

[Snee]

"sex laxar i en lax ask" I always fuck it up.

It's kinda' like saying "how much would a wood peck peck if a wood peck would peck wood".

[BigDaddy555]

how bout things you shouldnt say, such as:

Im glad your here because Im too drunk too drive, can you give me a lift home

Its a good thing Im driving because Im too drunk to walk

you two look just alike.........(said to cop whom is alone)

after being asked have you had anything to drink tonight you reply "not enough to go to jail for...

here, hold my beer.....

PIG.......

[BigBoo]

especially

[BigDaddy555]

Originally posted by BigBoo@13 May 2004 - 17:33
especially
especially what?

[bujub22]

pawn :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Antidissastablishmentarianism :01:

I can say that when pissed :01: :D , fucked if I can say it sober tho :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 May 2004 - 20:20
Antidissastablishmentarianism :01:

I can say that when pissed :01: :D , fucked if I can say it sober tho :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Can't spell it, that's fer sure :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Antidisestablishmentarianism :P

Wer'nt far off considering I's pissed :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

drunks can barely say anything besides ' i love you ' :lol: