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100%
06-21-2004, 04:36 PM
Clinton just came out with a autobiography, his wife did one a two years earlier
Clintons book is sold out before its in the shops, Clintons to make millions.

Where is Monica?

What has Happened to her?

Was she not the Heroin that Cracked the Establishement?

Iguess not......Madalena

What have we learnt?
brenda
06-21-2004, 04:39 PM
erm don't suck the presidents cawk because you will always come out worse and you'll never get the stain out?
java.util.Tokarev;
06-21-2004, 04:52 PM
" ahhh...monicaaaa, get out from under my desk, im trryin to type somthing."....ermm i dont know where she could be. :P
enoughfakefiles
06-21-2004, 05:12 PM
The stain on monica`s dress was`nt actually clintons man fat.It was cockaleeky soup. :lol: :lol:
vidcc
06-21-2004, 06:23 PM
After unreasonable payment demands for her services......correction story...... the press in a strangly ironic twist blew her off :)
shn
06-21-2004, 07:33 PM
Still trying to get the stain out. Hey about the auction and that dress. :huh:
j2k4
06-21-2004, 08:35 PM
She's on a diet and can't be disturbed.

Actually, I heard Clinton paid her to be quiet for 6 months so he can sell books. ;)
J'Pol
06-21-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by j2k4@21 June 2004 - 21:43
She's on a diet and can't be disturbed.

Actually, I heard Clinton paid her to be quiet for 6 months so he can sell books. ;)
How the mighty have fallen, a job in Waterstones.
j2k4
06-22-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+21 June 2004 - 15:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol &#064; 21 June 2004 - 15:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@21 June 2004 - 21:43
She&#39;s on a diet and can&#39;t be disturbed.

Actually, I heard Clinton paid her to be quiet for 6 months so he can sell books. ;)
How the mighty have fallen, a job in Waterstones.[/b][/quote]
And deservedly so.

I hear he&#39;s quite a salesman:

Offers some astounding incentives, and collects lots of phone numbers in return-

"Just tell me where you live, darlin&#39;-I&#39;ll come an&#39; read it to you myself...."
vidcc
06-22-2004, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by j2k4@21 June 2004 - 18:40

And deservedly so.

I hear he&#39;s quite a salesman:

Offers some astounding incentives, and collects lots of phone numbers in return-

"Just tell me where you live, darlin&#39;-I&#39;ll come an&#39; read it to you myself...."
Oh come now J2 we both know you&#39;ll have a copy on the coffee table soon :lol: :lol: :lol:
j2k4
06-22-2004, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by vidcc+21 June 2004 - 20:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc &#064; 21 June 2004 - 20:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@21 June 2004 - 18:40

And deservedly so.

I hear he&#39;s quite a salesman:

Offers some astounding incentives, and collects lots of phone numbers in return-

"Just tell me where you live, darlin&#39;-I&#39;ll come an&#39; read it to you myself...."
Oh come now J2 we both know you&#39;ll have a copy on the coffee table soon :lol: :lol: :lol:[/b][/quote]
Wanna bet?

If a copy of that book ever got near my coffee table I&#39;d soon be shopping for a new coffee table.

Besides, Coffee table books are the height of pretense and are, indeed, objets d&#39;artsy-fartsy; I wouldn&#39;t have them.