I'm Such A Sap

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I just spent 10 mins trying to flip a MayBeetle over :lol:

It was wandering along my floor so I picked it up on a card and put it outside, then it fell on it's back (they don't like that, like Turtles) so there's me :rolleyes: Trying to flip it over with a rizla packet :rolleyes:
I done it, then walked in and thought "WTF are you doing" :rolleyes:

I think I need medical help :lol:

Jonno B)

[UcanRock2]

I can give my psyciatrist your # :P

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 June 2004 - 14:49
I just spent 10 mins trying to flip a MayBeetle over :lol:

It was wandering along my floor so I picked it up on a card and put it outside, then it fell on it's back (they don't like that, like Turtles) so there's me :rolleyes: Trying to flip it over with a rizla packet :rolleyes:
I done it, then walked in and thought "WTF are you doing" :rolleyes:

I think I need medical help :lol:

Jonno B)
aww your caring side :01:

i say good for you !! you made a new friend didnt ya ? :lol:

[benxuk]

Boring! :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@RCR..........Ooo that would be handy, my numer is 6 :)

@Gems......No, it's not my caring side, it's my under the influence doing weird things side :lol:

@Ben......Hey, how are you? Hope you're well and having a nice day :)

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) How bout Gemby and I operate on ya Jonno, I don't think we could scramble ya brain much worse than it is. :lol:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:16
;) How bout Gemby and I operate on ya Jonno, I don't think we could scramble ya brain much worse than it is.  :lol:
k im liking this plan :devil:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:unsure: Is that like with an egg wisk? :unsure:

Cos he doc said I should stick things up my nose anymore :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) We'll need to discuss this further, between ourselves without your input thank you patient Jonno.

:) You just lie back and relax everything will be just fine won't it Doctor Gemby. :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:unsure: I don't like the look of that sharpend toothbrush :unsure:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:23
;) We'll need to discuss this further, between ourselves without your input thank you patient Jonno.

:) You just lie back and relax everything will be just fine won't it Doctor Gemby. :P
yep just remember - poke his eye with a stick if you think he's dead , and if you lose the stick in his eye then yes. yes he is dead :)

[*goddess*]

<_< Aren&#39;t you knocked out yet??

:rolleyes: Where&#39;s my bloody hammer gone??

GEMBYYYYYYY Take care of him will ya?

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:27
<_< Aren&#39;t you knocked out yet??

:rolleyes: Where&#39;s my bloody hammer gone??

GEMBYYYYYYY Take care of him will ya?
stop being a wimp and hit him with the chair &#33;&#33;&#33;

oopsie .. wheres that stick ?

[*goddess*]

:frusty: I did hit him with the chair........ man, he&#39;s got a hard head.


;) Now, when you said poke him in tha eye, did you mean the ones in the head or the &#39;lower&#39; eye??

:lol: How many guys you reckon just put their hands over protectively over their groins?? :devil: mwhahahahahhaaaa

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Erm, maybe I&#39;ll go to a profesional, this seems kinda Makeshift to me :unsure:

I mean come on&#33;&#33;.....Where the hell is my crap food ffs? <_<

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

:angry: Hushup wimpy boy.

:rolleyes: How can this be bloody makeshift?? We&#39;re professionals wot knows ya can&#39;t eat before an operation.

;) We may need restraints for this one Dr Gemby...... and I don&#39;t mean silk ones this time Jonno. :P

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:33

;) Now, when you said poke him in tha eye, did you mean the ones in the head or the &#39;lower&#39; eye??

wateva tickles your fancy &#33;

@ jonno dont leave &#33;&#33;&#33; we were just making progress... i think ;)

ps. where do i put this red heart-shaped beating thing ?? :lol:

[*goddess*]

;) So&#39;k any bits left over we&#39;ll feed to the dogs outside.

:D Nobody will know any different.


:unsure: Weren&#39;t we supposed to be operating on his brain.


B) Or where we unable to locate that?

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:38
;) So&#39;k any bits left over we&#39;ll feed to the dogs outside.

:D Nobody will know any different.


:unsure: Weren&#39;t we supposed to be operating on his brain.


B) Or where we unable to locate that?
:lol:

where the brain again ?? ;)

[*goddess*]

:blink: Dunno, but we could try have a look in his tummy, looks like plenty of room there. :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:unsure: Gems.....erm......Just give me the red thing, it&#39;s quite useful for me to live :)

@Janey.......I&#39;ve eaten lots already so you can&#39;t do anything right now so I&#39;ll just pop back another time :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:45
:blink: Dunno, but we could try have a look in his tummy, looks like plenty of room there. :D
maybe thats where the heart-shaped thing is too &#33;&#33;

and the dog we were gonna feed it to &#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[*goddess*]

:angry: You stay right there, you can&#39;t get up, the restraints are on ya silly. :rolleyes:

;) We&#39;ll just vacuum out the stuff in ya tummy, will make it nice and easy to see if we can find that peanut brain of yours. :D


;) I think you may be right Gemby, we&#39;d best have another look. Hand me that blowtorch will ya?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:helpsmile: You 2 are twisted, may I borrow a phone? :)

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:49
:angry: You stay right there, you can&#39;t get up, the restraints are on ya silly. :rolleyes:

;) We&#39;ll just vacuum out the stuff in ya tummy, will make it nice and easy to see if we can find that peanut brain of yours.&nbsp; :D


;) I think you may be right Gemby, we&#39;d best have another look.&nbsp; Hand me that blowtorch will ya?
oo i saw how u drain the fat outta someone on tv

they wiggled a tube inside and then it magically came out

so i think it we get the hoover then we are sorted :D

not saying your fat though ... :ph34r:

edit - jonno u ate the phone :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hey if you gonna do liposuction, we could sell it to the chip shop :)
I want 65% tho <_<

Yeah Gems, don&#39;t cut there, I kinda need that :unsure:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 June 2004 - 15:53
Hey if you gonna do liposuction, we could sell it to the chip shop :)
I want 65% tho <_<

Yeah Gems, don&#39;t cut there, I kinda need that :unsure:

Jonno B)
you get 20% and thats final &#33;&#33;

ps. i&#39;ll cut what i want .. :devil:

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Shuddup Jonno, you can&#39;t talk while you&#39;re being operated on.

;) And the only cut you&#39;ll be getting is the cutting we&#39;re doing on you. :P


;) Now Doctor Gemby, I think I have an idea..... I think we should crack his head open, I can&#39;t find his brain anywhere else so we&#39;d best look there methinks.

:unsure: We got any more staff around here, I need someone to mop my brow...... awfully hot in here all of a sudden.

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 15:57
:unsure: We got any more staff around here, I need someone to mop my brow...... awfully hot in here all of a sudden.
i think jonno farted ..

and nah it definatly wont be in his head ...i shouted in his ear and all i heard was an echo so...

[*goddess*]

:helpsmile: Ewwwwww, I think you&#39;re right Gemby, geez that stinks....... you think we should check and make sure nothing crawled up there and died??

:ph34r: Bags not doing that job.

:D Maybe Nurse Skweeky could take care of it or the Specialist Dr Yogi?

[Yogi]

You are a trooper&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

This is daily practice for fre and me, saving bugs and beetles..........


Just a few nights ago i saved a junebug that kept flying into my pond, cos it&#39;s all lit

at night........



POWER TO THE SAPPIES&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


DOWN WITH THE ........ :blink: errrm, "ladies"????http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/TheDave/yomooticons/poeper-stfu.jpg


YoBugzhttp://www.webmist.com/webmaster/module03/imagmod3/bug.jpg

[Gemby!]

i say we just let him rot .. but thats just me and my medical opinion .....

hey have you noticed that if i move his nose to the left he looks like elton john ?? :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I did&#39;nt fart <_< You&#39;d both be out cold if I did :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Great <_<

Yes, I can see there is a severe case of flatulence here....please doctor goddess...don&#39;t light that cigarette :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

hey i think i could sell his third leg off to that he/she round the corner ...

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Oops now ya tell me.

;) I don&#39;t think anyone will notice that his arse is on fire do you?


<_< We don&#39;t have anything against bugs Yogi, so you put that finger into a glove and come and see if you can find Jonno&#39;s brain.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@27 June 2004 - 16:04
i say we just let him rot .. but thats just me and my medical opinion .....

hey have you noticed that if i move his nose to the left he looks like elton john ?? :lol:
:o Now funs fun but no need for deverstating remarks like that :&#39;(

:P

@Yogi......... I&#39;m Just a soppy shit who can&#39;t kill a bug :rolleyes:

@Skweeks...........I did&#39;nt do it I swear&#33;&#33; It was the cat :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

I don&#39;t think a small cat is able to create such a huge amount of methane Jonno <_<

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+27 June 2004 - 16:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 27 June 2004 - 16:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@27 June 2004 - 16:04
i say we just let him rot .. but thats just me and my medical opinion .....

hey have you noticed that if i move his nose to the left he looks like elton john ?? :lol:
:o Now funs fun but no need for deverstating remarks like that :&#39;(

:P

[/b][/quote]
ok ok but if i remove your nose u turn into michael jackson ..... :unsure:

[*goddess*]

;) I&#39;m with you Dr Gemby, this patient is a total waste of time and a lost cause.




:o How could he be so cruel as to blame a cat.


:angry: Put him out the back in the dumpster with the rest of the rubbish.

[Gemby!]

blaming innocent me :ph34r:

how dare he ... im far too ..whats the word .. innocent &#33;&#33;&#33; :D

[*goddess*]

:( I think we lost our patient Dr Gemby.



:D Any volunteers for a new one?

:) We&#39;re very erm...... dedicated to our &#39;craft&#39;

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 16:19
:( I think we lost our patient Dr Gemby.



:D Any volunteers for a new one?

:) We&#39;re very erm...... dedicated to our &#39;craft&#39;
well im an artist &#33;&#33;&#33;

just look at my av.

we care for our patients ... jonno may have been an expection though :lol:

[Skweeky]

Don&#39;t throw everything away. We may use him for some spare parts

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: Oh dear, I&#39;m afraid I just put it all thru the shredder Nurse Skweeky.


;) You are an artist Dr Gemby, I thought the Michael Jackson nose was a stroke of genius.

[Skweeky]

Damned, we could have gotten a lot of money for that part if we sold it to that freak show

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Okay, I confess...... it&#39;s safe and sound.

;) It was too fine a specimen to destroy and I had planned to keep it for myself.

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 16:25
:ph34r: Oh dear, I&#39;m afraid I just put it all thru the shredder Nurse Skweeky.


;) You are an artist Dr Gemby, I thought the Michael Jackson nose was a stroke of genius.
dont forget i turned him into elton john too :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Micheal Jacksons nose and Elton Johns face? :helpsmile:

I&#39;ll look like a rubber chicken :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 June 2004 - 21:09
Micheal Jacksons nose and Elton Johns face? :helpsmile:

I&#39;ll look like a rubber chicken :ph34r:

Jonno B)
no comment :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:o How dare you&#33; :o :helpsmile:

Heh your sig was removed :P :lol: Need any help? :)

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

nah i like the new and improved removed sig :P

its &#39;original&#39;

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@27 June 2004 - 21:38
nah i like the new and improved removed sig :P

its &#39;original&#39;
Don`t forget to ask for the payment off rookie for the advertising gemby. :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

This thread makes me feel like a Science Disecting project for 3 teenage girls :ph34r:
Now I know how the frog felt :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

i never had a frog b4 ..... :01:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@27 June 2004 - 22:53
i never had a frog b4 ..... :01:
me neither :01:

[Gemby!]

actually wait a sec - a group of frogs hopip around my garden .. but we dont keep those we wait till they hop through cos they are dam cute

i didnt operate on those :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I refused to disect anything, then got in argument and Offered to disect the teacher, I kinda got in trouble for waving that knife about :ph34r:
I did&#39;nt throw it at all, it slipped outta my hand I tell&#39;s ya :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 June 2004 - 23:02
I refused to disect anything, then got in argument and Offered to disect the teacher, I kinda got in trouble for waving that knife about :ph34r:
I did&#39;nt throw it at all, it slipped outta my hand I tell&#39;s ya :helpsmile:

Jonno B)
you might wanna post in the lying thread ....

not that im accusing you of lying

merely stretching the truth :)

infact lets just say i &#39;believe&#39; you

[internet.news]

In my final year at school there was a kid in my class who tried drinking the alcohol from the jar a pickled frog was in. :01:



(It wasn&#39;t me btw :ph34r: )

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok yeah it&#39;s a bit stretched, I did&#39;nt throw a knife at the teacher :)
I thru a craft knife at the blackboard hoping it would stick in and I would look cool, it kinda just bounced and I was like "Shit" :01: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

we disected kidneys ... they smelt funny ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

In the 5th year we disected a pigs eye :x It was the hairs :x

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

we talked about slags in science apparently something lies ontop of them ....

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: You talked about Slags?.......in science? :blink:

This is new :lol:

Jonno B)

[bindi]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@27 June 2004 - 23:13
we talked about slags in science apparently something lies ontop of them ....
Things have changed since I went to school then :huh:

edit: Well not really now that I think about it, things used to lie on top of slags when I was at school too, we just didn&#39;t talk about it, well not in class anyway. :rolleyes: