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J'Pol
08-20-2004, 01:05 PM
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/9846/alevel.jpg

Tax Dodging Bar Stewards.

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 01:06 PM
Day late, but thanks ;)

I spent most of yesterday, almost 12 hours, in a pub spending yuor taxes on beer :D

DanB
08-20-2004, 01:07 PM
Did you pass Bo?

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 01:13 PM
No comment, apparently nobody gives a toss :rolleyes:

manker
08-20-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by J'Pol@20 August 2004 - 14:06
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/9846/alevel.jpg

Tax Dodging Bar Stewards.
:lol: :lol:

I can laugh now but things like that really pissed me off when I was a student...


...until I remembered that it was just lifestyle jealousy ;)

DanB
08-20-2004, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 August 2004 - 14:14
No comment, apparently nobody gives a toss :rolleyes:
Would that be a no then? :o

ziggyjuarez
08-20-2004, 01:16 PM
<_<

manker
08-20-2004, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,20 August 2004 - 14:14
No comment, apparently nobody gives a toss :rolleyes:
I think you already posted something, was it that you had a spliff in between your psychology exams or something? :lol:

Also aren&#39;t you 17, I thought 18 was the traditional age for sitting A-levels :blink:

Edit: spelling

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 01:17 PM
AS-Levels, make up the first half of A levels, passed all of them :)

manker
08-20-2004, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 August 2004 - 14:18
AS-Levels, make up the first half of A levels, passed all of them :)
Ah, nice one :D

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 01:24 PM
clicky, bitch&#33; (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=121861)

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by manker+20 August 2004 - 14:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 20 August 2004 - 14:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@20 August 2004 - 14:06
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/9846/alevel.jpg

Tax Dodging Bar Stewards.
:lol: :lol:

I can laugh now but things like that really pissed me off when I was a student...


...until I remembered that it was just lifestyle jealousy ;) [/b][/quote]
What in the name of all that is holy is lifestyle jealousy.

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 02:02 PM
Maybe it&#39;s that you have to work and pay taxes, whereas I don&#39;t and get given money cause I&#39;m poor and you don&#39;t like it :P

:lol:

manker
08-20-2004, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+20 August 2004 - 15:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 20 August 2004 - 15:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by manker@20 August 2004 - 14:15
<!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@20 August 2004 - 14:06


Tax Dodging Bar Stewards.
:lol: :lol:

I can laugh now but things like that really pissed me off when I was a student...


...until I remembered that it was just lifestyle jealousy ;)
What in the name of all that is holy is lifestyle jealousy. [/b][/quote]
It is as Bo says.

I have a bad case of lifestyle jealousy at the moment. I wish I was still living the student lifestyle.

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 August 2004 - 15:03
Maybe it&#39;s that you have to work and pay taxes, whereas I don&#39;t and get given money cause I&#39;m poor and you don&#39;t like it :P

:lol:
How much will the fees and loan come to. ;)

You don&#39;t see that as a cost then. :blink:

I was a tax dodger when:

a, They didn&#39;t charge for tertiary education (depending on your poority)

b, They Gave you a Grant to do it (depending again on your poority).

If you got the max grant then no fees at all. Guess what I got :P

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+20 August 2004 - 15:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 20 August 2004 - 15:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Proper Bo@ I tell thee,20 August 2004 - 15:03
Maybe it&#39;s that you have to work and pay taxes, whereas I don&#39;t and get given money cause I&#39;m poor and you don&#39;t like it&nbsp; :P

:lol:
How much will the fees and loan come to. ;)

You don&#39;t see that as a cost then. :blink:

I was a tax dodger when:

a, They didn&#39;t charge for tertiary education (depending on your poority)

b, They Gave you a Grant to do it (depending again on your poority).

If you got the max grant then no fees at all. Guess what I got :P [/b][/quote]
Nothing at all, I&#39;m a 6th form student and receive £30 a week (term time only and need 100% attendance to get it) for attending. I don&#39;t pay anything.

Snee
08-20-2004, 02:14 PM
I get a grant, and haven&#39;t needed a loan yet. Ever.

I&#39;m not in debt, yet I am tax-dodging with the best of them.


Hooray&#33;

Errm just remembered I owe my brother about £250, oopsy.

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee+20 August 2004 - 15:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo, I tell thee @ 20 August 2004 - 15:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@20 August 2004 - 15:12
<!--QuoteBegin-Proper Bo@ I tell thee,20 August 2004 - 15:03
Maybe it&#39;s that you have to work and pay taxes, whereas I don&#39;t and get given money cause I&#39;m poor and you don&#39;t like it :P

:lol:
How much will the fees and loan come to. ;)

You don&#39;t see that as a cost then. :blink:

I was a tax dodger when:

a, They didn&#39;t charge for tertiary education (depending on your poority)

b, They Gave you a Grant to do it (depending again on your poority).

If you got the max grant then no fees at all. Guess what I got :P
Nothing at all, I&#39;m a 6th form student and receive £30 a week (term time only and need 100% attendance to get it) for attending. I don&#39;t pay anything. [/b][/quote]
No plans for University or College then.

Seems a waste getting the A-Levels.

bigboab
08-20-2004, 02:17 PM
I suppose you could say I am:


Tax dodging
Coffin dodging
Nearly living of the state
Living the life of Reilly


All I can say is poor F*ing Reilly. :lol: :lol:

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@20 August 2004 - 15:15
I get a grant, and haven&#39;t needed a loan yet. Ever.

I&#39;m not in debt, yet I am tax-dodging with the best of them.


Hooray&#33;

Errm just remembered I owe my brother about £250, oopsy.
You&#39;re a Mature Student (or old tax dodging bar steward) so you are bone idle, but at least you have paid something into the pot before taking it out.

Snee
08-20-2004, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+20 August 2004 - 16:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 20 August 2004 - 16:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@20 August 2004 - 15:15
I get a grant, and haven&#39;t needed a loan yet. Ever.

I&#39;m not in debt, yet I am tax-dodging with the best of them.


Hooray&#33;

Errm just remembered I owe my brother about £250, oopsy.
You&#39;re a Mature Student (or old tax dodging bar steward) so you are bone idle, but at least you have paid something into the pot before taking it out. [/b][/quote]
True.

Cheese
08-20-2004, 02:19 PM
I&#39;m getting a student loan which will take forever to pay back... :(

On the plus side I also get a grant because of my "poority" and all my student fees have been paid for. :01:

Plus I have a part-time job lined up. Which is nice.

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 02:20 PM
No, 6th form is the equivilant of college, it&#39;s the same subjects/levels ;)

And uni, no plans for it because I don&#39;t see the point of not working for three/four/five years and coming out in loads of debt and still not being guaranteed a job.

I&#39;m intending on joining the police once i&#39;m 18 (this year) and in the mean time i&#39;m doing 6th form; partly because I quite enjoy it, and secondly, I don&#39;t need to get a job in the meantime (which doesn&#39;t even have a set minimum wage at my age <_< ) and I can have a good time with my mates.

Also, I&#39;m not going to Uni because I can&#39;t afford it. I couldn&#39;t afford to pay for everything myself and fit time in to have a job (good enough to pay for it all) and study enough to do well.

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 August 2004 - 15:21
No, 6th form is the equivilant of college, it&#39;s the same subjects/levels ;)

And uni, no plans for it because I don&#39;t see the point of not working for three/four/five years and coming out in loads of debt and still not being guaranteed a job.

I&#39;m intending on joining the police once i&#39;m 18 (this year) and in the mean time i&#39;m doing 6th form; partly because I quite enjoy it, and secondly, I don&#39;t need to get a job in the meantime (which doesn&#39;t even have a set minimum wage at my age <_< ) and I can have a good time with my mates.

Also, I&#39;m not going to Uni because I can&#39;t afford it. I couldn&#39;t afford to pay for everything myself and fit time in to have a job (good enough to pay for it all) and study enough to do well.
Do the Police Force you live in recruit at 18. Or are you joining as a civilian.

In Scotland I think it&#39;s 21 to be a constable.

Proper Bo
08-20-2004, 02:26 PM
Not 100% on this but:

18 to apply
18 1/2 to be instated (there&#39;s a 15 week training course before you can be instated anyway)
then there&#39;s a two year probationary period
then you&#39;re classed as a full copper and yuo can choose to specialise in whatever area

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:32 PM
Up here it&#39;s 18 for a Cadet, which does not guarantee you get taken on as a Constable. The Cadet programme has only just started up again after a number of years.

21 before you can join properly. It may be something to do with the different legal systems.

I would check the website for your local force, just to make sure you can join. Do you know what force that is.

EDIT Northumbria I think

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:34 PM
Northumbria Police (http://ww2.northumbria.police.uk/)

manker
08-20-2004, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@20 August 2004 - 15:33
I would check the website for your local force, just to make sure you can join. Do you know what force that is.
http://216.127.78.103/~dutch-starwars.com/database/personen/pics/obiwan8.jpg

:huh:

bigboab
08-20-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@20 August 2004 - 14:27
then there&#39;s a two year probationary period
then you&#39;re classed as a full copper and yuo can choose to specialise in whatever area
You will be chosen for a specialist area if you are suitable. You will not choose. Without being cynical, may I suggest rolling up your trouser leg etc. :lol: :lol:

JP It is eighteen to be a PC in Scotland. Although by the time you complete your training you are nearer 21.

Two year probationary period
One month training college, first year.
Three months training college, second year.
Ongoing local evening classes with exams at the end.
Ongoing &#39;street and traffic&#39; supervision.


P.S. being a good golfer also helps. :lol: :lol:

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:37 PM
You&#39;re right about the 18 thing btw. (http://ww2.northumbria.police.uk/ePolicing/web/wms.nsf/AllContentDocs/FAQ003261?OpenDocument)

J'Pol
08-20-2004, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+20 August 2004 - 15:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 20 August 2004 - 15:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Proper Bo@ I tell thee,20 August 2004 - 14:27
then there&#39;s a two year probationary period
then you&#39;re classed as a full copper and yuo can choose to specialise in whatever area
You will be chosen for a specialist area if you are suitable. You will not choose. Without being cynical, may I suggest rolling up your trouser leg etc. :lol: :lol:

JP It is eighteen to be a PC in Scotland. Although by the time you complete your training you are nearer 21.

Two year probationary period
One month training college, first year.
Three months training college, second year.
Ongoing local evening classes with exams at the end.
Ongoing &#39;street and traffic&#39; supervision.


P.S. being a good golfer also helps. :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Cheers Boab

Sorry for any confusion. that must be where I got the 21 from.

Just a Plastic Polis until that age.