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100%
10-05-2004, 02:20 AM
Enjoy

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom1.jpg

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom10.jpg

tesco
10-05-2004, 02:30 AM
:lol: funny stuff.

i wonder what kind of sad loser would actually try one of those things. :rolleyes:

Everose
10-05-2004, 02:40 AM
And just what is that thing hooked up to it and laying passively on the ground?

Is it


a ruler?
thermometer, in case things get too hot?
nose spray?
a ground wire?
none of the above?

hobbes
10-05-2004, 02:49 AM
And just what is that thing hooked up to it and laying passively on the ground?

Is it


a ruler?
thermometer, in case things get too hot?
nose spray?
a ground wire?
none of the above?



RTFM!

Pretty obvious from the directions what it is for.

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom3.jpg
コントローラー部です。
コントローラーの先が振動します。
(ON/OFF 強弱調節可能)

アナラーの方はお尻に、そうで無い方は手コキされつつ亀頭部に振動を加える事によって快感は倍増します。

手コキ部スイッチは手コキのスピードを調整できます。

Ta da. So get crackin', or wackin', or stuffin'.

100%
10-05-2004, 02:50 AM
ooh that thing - thats for when you have Back Aches

natedogg
10-05-2004, 02:58 AM
sad why don't they pay for a mesage ;)

ZaZu
10-05-2004, 03:09 AM
How fuck'n lazy do you have to be to need a machine to do your wank'n for you?:huh:

natedogg
10-05-2004, 03:11 AM
How fuck'n lazy do you have to be to need a machine to do your wank'n for you?:huh:
there hands have athritis for example like a real old man, or a guy who can't get a girl or guy ;) :lol:

hobbes
10-05-2004, 03:19 AM
How fuck'n lazy do you have to be to need a machine to do your wank'n for you?:huh:Quit being so callous.....use some lotion!


What is carpal tunnel syndrome?

The carpal tunnel - a narrow, rigid passageway of ligament and bones at the base of the hand ¾ houses the median nerve and tendons. Sometimes, thickening from irritated tendons or other swelling narrows the tunnel and causes the median nerve to be compressed. The result may be pain, weakness, or numbness in the hand and wrist, radiating up the arm.

What are the symptoms of carpal tunnel syndrome?
Symptoms usually start gradually, with frequent burning, tingling, or itching numbness in the palm of the hand and the fingers, especially the thumb and the index and middle fingers. Some carpal tunnel sufferers say their fingers feel useless and swollen, even though little or no swelling is apparent. Decreased grip strength may make it difficult to form a fist, grasp small objects (consider an unfeasibly small penis such as Jonno's), or perform other manual tasks. In chronic and/or untreated cases, the muscles at the base of the thumb may waste away.

Everose
10-05-2004, 03:19 AM
RTFM!

Pretty obvious from the directions what it is for.

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/pre/menssom3.jpg
コントローラー部です。
コントローラーの先が振動します。
(ON/OFF 強弱調節可能)

アナラーの方はお尻に、そうで無い方は手コキされつつ亀頭部に振動を加える事によって快感は倍増します。

手コキ部スイッチは手コキのスピードを調整できます。

Ta da. So get crackin', or wackin', or stuffin'.
Ah HA!!! I thought that would bring you out, Hobbes. Chlorox would be the savings grace, no? :D

kAb
10-05-2004, 03:22 AM
:lol: funny stuff.

i wonder what kind of sad loser would actually try one of those things. :rolleyes:


yeah.. heh heh, what kind of sad loser... :huh:

natedogg
10-05-2004, 03:35 AM
yeah.. heh heh, what kind of sad loser...
you mean u do it :lol: