biggest spam thread in the world #4

[cpt_azad]

and so it begins (damnit ziggy, hurry your ass in here)....

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turn up the bass (insert that smiley thing that has headphones on it and possibly is a homosexual smiley)

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i got 1600 posts to gain back, who's wit me? meh, not like i care about post counts, just here for the SPAMAGE (insert cool smiley hurr)

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mista don't play

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goal 1: make this thing last for 1000 posts (just like the last one)
goal 2: piss off the admins, or possibly make them join my crusade
goal 3: chips, i mean peanuts
goal 4: send IKE to do goal 3

[cpt_azad]

remember when i said i'd kill you last?

i lied....

[cpt_azad]

this is what sex is like with an ordinary condom:

http://www.aristoi.org/blog/images/07152003slug2.jpg

this is what sex is like with a durex condom:

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girl_search/voting/week1/1453_l2.jpg

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wow, so the IMG tags don't work anymore either eh (insert :ph34r: smiley here)

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kick ass, :ph34r: works :D:D:D (no i'm not gonna edit my last post)

wonder what else works....

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and this one: :lol:

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k, so all the smilies work. intesting, good job mods :)

now to get that side table thingy w/ all the smilies on it installed.....


:fear: sweeeeet

[cpt_azad]

damnit, :fear: was one of the best....

[cpt_azad]

ite, i'm out for a whlie, keep this thread alive, and IKE pls do not lock this (or any other VERY NICE MODS WHO I LIKE VERY MUCH AND AM AFRAID OF)

[Tormentor]

Having fun?

[natedogg]

Having fun?
yeah and he got bored :rolleyes:

[S!X]

Feck :blink:

[Rip The Jacker]

cpt_azad I gave you reputation points for being an excellent spammer. I give this thread 5 stars. :01:

[cpt_azad]

cpt_azad I gave you reputation points for being an excellent spammer. I give this thread 5 stars. :01:


oh hell yeah, HELL YEAH!!! nice, now we're talking...

oh i left cuz i got a shitload of HW and i need a break rite now, for the next 5 min. ultra spam mode is turned on ;)

[cpt_azad]

don't disturb my friend, he's DEAD tired lmfao, arnie has the best lines in a movie ;)

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3100-1661= a shitload more spamming

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stop drop, shut em up open up shop (insert headphones smiley)

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brian! theres a message in my alphabits, it says ooooo!
peter, those are cherrios

lmfao :lol:

[cpt_azad]

cheerios cherrios, it's all good B)

[S!X]

Shit all

[cpt_azad]

Shit all

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agreed, yo go on msn real mcoy ;)

so how many posts did u lose mofos? isn't is Mofos :huh:

[Rip The Jacker]

brian! theres a message in my alphabits, it says ooooo!
peter, those are cherrios

lmfao :lol:
Lmao. :lol:

[cpt_azad]

family guy r0xorz

peter @ the UN

peter: hey hey! how come you guys down there get such good seats and I get the crappy nose-bleeders section?
anand koffi: what?!
peter: that's right, i'm not a representitive of petoria, I'M THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF.
anand: oh well excuse me, i forgot how many accomplishments petoria has achieved, sure we'll give u a seat up front, would you also like a sattelite that scrathes your ass from space with a laser?
peter: oh sweet, they havet those?!
entire U.N: laughs at peter
lmfao

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peter: chris, everything i say is a lie......except that.......and that.....and that...and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that..............and that.

[cpt_azad]

add me u bastards

[email protected] (will edit in 5 min and erase email for security reasons, so get to it!)

;)

[cpt_azad]

http://www.cdp181.demon.co.uk/images/spam.jpg

i'm well aware that IMG tags do not work

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this one's for u mofos :dry:

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1000 posts minus 31 equals post more damn it!

[cpt_azad]

will be back in 10 min time (hopefully i'll be finished, physics sucks major balls) someone pls takeover. :)

[cpt_azad]

wow, 5 stars, mmmmmmm

[maskawaih]

wtf?

whaa... :box: is working! :w00t:

EDIT : Fuck... its not... <_<

[Voetsek]

Dullard so dullard

[cpt_azad]

wtf?

whaa... :box: is working! :w00t:

EDIT : Fuck... its not... <_<


wat's working, ouch btw, just so ur post count, lost like 1500, just like me :(

stupid cheese :shifty:

[cpt_azad]

the biggest spam thread (or threat) in da world can only work if everyone spams, not just me :dry:

[cpt_azad]

cpt_azad has a little shameless behaviour in the past

wtf :blink:

[cpt_azad]

ETOC (original post count b4 this crap happened): March 2010 :) now, wtf is everbody (and that' w=where)

[cpt_azad]

i WOULD post some ownage pictures, but nooooooooooo

[cpt_azad]

1688 wow

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flood control used to be 20 seconds b4 :smilie4:

[cpt_azad]

McDonald's

We loves it when you be smilin


lmfao, hey bujub, whats the site for that flash again?

[cpt_azad]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/mcdonalds_ebonics.html

:lol:

Mcdonalds' presents, the big motherf***** lmfao

[cpt_azad]

u can be snackin under 7 dollars, no shit!

big ass gravy hahaha

it's so good u'll be saying shit dawg

[cpt_azad]

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking at night time and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"

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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a bitch called back."

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Q: Why do blonde women have bruised belly buttons?
A: Blonde men.

lmfao :x :lol: :x

[cpt_azad]

this game is way too freaking addicting

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/squares.html

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lksgjlag lkrg

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ur mom whoa

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One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful young housewife.

“Hello,” he starts, “I’m doing some research for a petroleum jelly manufacturer. Have you ever used the product?”

“Yes. My husband and I use it during sex,” she answers.

The researcher is taken aback. “Um, er, I admire you for your honesty,” he continues. “Can you tell me exactly how you use it?”

“Sure, we put it on the doorknob so the kids can’t get in.”

hahahahahh

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as promised, owned pictures:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/badmakerover.html

[cpt_azad]

ll' stiuid keybaord

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Closed.