The Coolest Thang!! Package Arrived 2-1

[Yogi]

And guess what: It came from NY!!! :w00t:

Yes,Yes, it is from Crystal! :wub:

And it is full of cool stuff!!! :clap:


To honour the gesture, i'll make it a game!! :p


Present 1:


http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/chrystal1.jpg


What is it?????



Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You got one too? :o

Awww everyone get tehs parcels cept me :'(

And that looks either like the alien clit massager..............or an upside down ashtray :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[Illuminati]

It looks like a crystal-looking green lobster :huh: Or someone that'd be on sale at Ann Summers :blink:

Maybe it's both... :ph34r:

[DanB]

Lobster soap?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

It looks like a crystal-looking green lobster :huh:
:blink: Crystal looks like a green lobster?:blink:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

You got one too? :o

Awww everyone get tehs parcels cept me :'(

And that looks either like the alien clit massager..............or an upside down ashtray :blink:

Jonno :cool:


You are close, but obviously a little oversexed.............

And if you want a pressie-box; just send me your addy!!!!


GneGne!!!


Yogi

[Yogi]

Lobster soap?

Nope.............

[Yogi]

It looks like a crystal-looking green lobster :huh: Or someone that'd be on sale at Ann Summers :blink:

Maybe it's both... :ph34r:

I thought Ann Summers was just lingerie..............

[bujub22]

And guess what: It came from NY!!! :w00t:

Yes,Yes, it is from Crystal! :wub:

And it is full of cool stuff!!! :clap:


To honour the gesture, i'll make it a game!! :p


Present 1:


http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/chrystal1.jpg


What is it?????



Yogi


wtf is that ?

is that a candle lobster or frog holder?

[Yogi]

wtf is that ?

is that a candle lobster or frog holder?


Nope.


Hint: The exact word is allready in this thread...... :huh:

[manker]

I think it's a penis adornment. For decoration and stimulation of the lady, maybe.

[Guillaume]

Hint: The exact word is allready in this thread...... :huh:

What? It's teh massage device?
:unsure:

[bujub22]

Nope.


Hint: The exact word is allready in this thread...... :huh:


a vibrating lobster ?? kinda looks like it has batteries in it?

[Yogi]

What? It's teh massage device?
:unsure:


Congrats!!!!

A massager.

Not a sex device.

Unless.......... :sick:


Yogi

[DanB]

Damn my post being at the bottom of the other page

[Guillaume]

Not a sex device.

Lobster-shaped? :huh:
Definitely not a sex device... :blink:

[bujub22]

Congrats!!!!

A massager.

Not a sex device.

Unless.......... :x


Yogi

damn i was close when i said jus a vibrating lobster!!rrr

[Yogi]

damn i was close when i said jus a vibrating lobster!!rrr

It doesn't vibrate.

Unless you have tremors... :lol:

[bujub22]

It doesn't vibrate.

Unless you have tremors... :lol:
then how the hell is it a messager?? if it dont vibrate!

[bigboab]

Its a Crystal frog.:rolleyes:

[Yogi]

then how the hell is it a messager?? if it dont vibrate!

So a masseuse or masseur has vibrating hands????

I really missed out on that, damnit!! :lol:

[manker]

So a masseuse or masseur has vibrating hands????

I really missed out on that, damnit!! :lol:
Yeah, they are pliable and movable, at least.

I see where Bujub is coming from. I think all massagers have movable or vibrating parts.

[bigboab]

Yeah, they are pliable and movable, at least.

I see where Bujub is coming from.How can you see that?:blink:

[bujub22]

How can you see that?:blink:
webcam??

[bigboab]

webcam??
Have you spelt that correctly?:rolleyes:

[bujub22]

Have you spelt that correctly?:rolleyes:

do i ever?

[manker]

Have you spelt that correctly?:rolleyes:
He got the first letter right :shifty:

[Yogi]

Yeah, they are pliable and movable, at least.

I see where Bujub is coming from. I think all massagers have movable or vibrating parts.


Nope.

There are heaps of massagers without moving parts.

http://www.backbenimble.com/new/pages/sissel_spiky/images/spiky_massage_balls_new.jpg

http://www.profilefashionaccessories.com.au/product_images/sm_3343-150.jpg


http://www.pantawee.dk/images/wat_luang15.jpg


http://www.tufftoys.bc.ca/sputnikmassager.jpg

[bujub22]

Nope.

There are heaps of massagers without moving parts.
http://www.backbenimble.com/new/pages/sissel_spiky/images/spiky_massage_balls_new.jpg

http://www.profilefashionaccessories.com.au/product_images/sm_3343-150.jpg
http://www.pantawee.dk/images/wat_luang15.jpg
http://www.tufftoys.bc.ca/sputnikmassager.jpg


guess your right ;)

[bujub22]

He got the first letter right :shifty:


u bastards !!

[manker]

Fair point, Yogi.

My experience of massage equipment must have been limited to the lazyarse ilk ;)

[Yogi]

Fair point, Yogi.

My experience of massage equipment must have been limited to the lazyarse ilk ;)

I understand!!! :lol:

My best and most used massage-device is sitting next to me, it even can do

the dishes!!!!

[bujub22]

I understand!!! :lol:

My best and most used massage-device is sitting next to me, it even can do

the dishes!!!!
:lol: :lol: .......

[Mathea]

woot! glad it got there! and glad u enjoyed it :P ive been working most of the time and it sucks, but its nice to come back and see that my package got there :)

and jonno, ill send u prezzies if you want, gimem ur addy

[bujub22]

woot! glad it got there! and glad u enjoyed it :P ive been working most of the time and it sucks, but its nice to come back and see that my package got there :)

and jonno, ill send u prezzies if you want, gimem ur addy
:angry: where my candy panties?

[Mathea]

funny thing is, i dont sell porn anymore :P however, Ill tell my friend bekkey to grab some n they will be on their way at some point, k? :P