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enoughfakefiles
11-28-2004, 01:40 PM
is you strangle them :D
Virtualbody1234
11-28-2004, 01:54 PM
They turn into the color of a teletubby.
DanB
11-28-2004, 01:59 PM
They turn into the color of a teletubby.


Which one? :unsure:
Virtualbody1234
11-28-2004, 02:04 PM
Or maybe...

http://www.kqed.org/about/newsevents/images/barney.jpg
manker
11-29-2004, 10:15 AM
Smurfs are not a carbon based life form so do not breathe in the same way as we do - they ingest all the oxygen they need thro' their food. If you chose to ignore this and use strangulation as a form of smurf torture then I do not believe they would change colour any more than someone's foot colouration would alter if you pressed their ankle.

In fact if you managed to injure a smurf you are likely to get coated in poisonous mercury as I believe that is what they use to transport nutrients around their body.