The Lords Prayer

[Lilmiss]

Just got this from me Ma.... :blushing:




Lord, before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man whose not a creep.
One whose handsome,
Smart and strong.
One whose willy,
Is thick and long.
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind.
Knows just what to say,
When I ask "how bigs my behind?"
And as I kneel by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent instead.


God love her. :D

[DanB]

:ohmy:

[Biggles]

The standards are so high and we so rarely make the mark. :(





But being human can be attractive too. :)

[Lilmiss]

She's great, ain't she? :wub:

[Samurai]

Nice :lol:

[100%]

For a second there i was worried
caz i thought it was a morbide goodbye note
until i realized she was talking about manker

[Mr. Mulder]

For a second there i was worried
caz i thought it was a morbide goodbye note
until i realized she was talking about manker
:lol::lol::lol::unsure:

[Lilmiss]

:ermm:

Oi! Get your mitts off my Ma.

[bigboab]

Oh Lord before my time does pass

Send me a girl who’s not all ass

Everyone you’ve sent so far

Couldn’t even get in my car

Send me one who’ll find me funny

Not just one that just wants my money

Give me one who does not fuss

Like the one I saw upon a bus

She is the one I’d love to kiss

Please God just send me Lilmiss:blushing:

[Lilmiss]

You ole charmer. :blushing:




Whatcha after? :unsure: :D