The Good Luck, Dan thread :01:

[manker]

Dan is starting a new job today after having rested for a while.

All the best, matey :D

[Mr. Mulder]

Good Luck Dan!!111 http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[Cheese]

Have a good day Dan. Don't work too hard.

[DanB]

Ohh thankyou :D :blushing:


Only a small 4 month break. I am not that nervous either, although I guess as it gets closer to time to leave I will :lol:

3pm - 8pm today :ermm:

[DanB]

Only a small 4 month break. I am not that nervous either, although I guess as it gets closer to time to leave I will :lol:


I'm a lying bastard, I'm bricking it now :ph34r:

[ziggyjuarez]

Great luck

[DanB]

Cheers Ziggy :01:

How's the crab training going?

[ziggyjuarez]

Cheers Ziggy :01:

How's the crab training going?They're too lazy:dry:
Like to see them in the real world,they wouldent last long before getting beat up by bigger crabs.

[TheDave]

i'm not gonna wish you luck.

you dont need it :01: :D

[DanB]

Cheers, 2 hours till i have to leave :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Oi!!!!

You didn't turn in for my shift this morning.
Managements not happy. :ermm:


G'luck you. :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

:01: Good Luck dude, hope your first day goes well :)

2 hours til you start? lol, you sound like you're working my hours :lol:

Have a good day Dan chap :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Oops sorry Lilmiss, if its any consolation I didn't wake up when the plumbers rang either :ph34r:

Working 3-8 today Jonno

[Lilmiss]

Oh pants.
Another few days of smelling of chilli then. :sick:


I was 5 mins late, but I snuck in the back door. :shifty:

[DanB]

Crafty, I think you have it down to a tee :P

I had a bath but its still a couple more showerless days :(

[Lilmiss]

Haha, or a cold bucket of water should do the trick. :w00t:


I'm going back to work.
Gotta write letters to members about my holiday next week.
They are not gonna like it much.
But I don't care. :shifty:



Hope all goes well for you.
Just think, as you are finishing work, I'll be at my second job.
Slacker. :dry:

:D

[Jon L. Obscene]

Oops sorry Lilmiss, if its any consolation I didn't wake up when the plumbers rang either :ph34r:

Working 3-8 today Jonno

:ph34r: Fark, you have got my hours :helpsmili

You not nicked my job have ya :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

True, when you out it like that it doesn't seem so bad.

I am not to keen on a the cold bucket of water thing, that might give me heart attack :fear:

w00t for your holiday next week though. only 4 days left then. Rae you having to work at the pub while you are on it?

Sorry Jonno, I didn't mean to but apparently there had been complaints about paying for chocolates for youngsters or something :P

[manker]

Sorry Jonno, I didn't mean to but apparently there had been complaints about paying for chocolates for youngsters or something :P
:dry:

He'll be applying for Santa jobs next.

[Jon L. Obscene]

:dry: Not funny......I wanna be santa :(

I been working on my gut all year :(

Think I'm upto a 42" waste :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

bloody hell 42"??? :ohmy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

lol, nah not quite, about 38-40 I think, big boned you see :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

is 40 really fat?

[DanB]

Put it this way, I am not the thinnest of people and my jeans are a 36 and they fall down if I don't wear a belt

[TheDave]

i thought i was thin and i wear 34 with belt, 32 fit but they suffocate :ph34r:

[sArA]

Good luck with the new job Dan, I guess you got the one you went for last week...

remember...smile and don't listen to the voices.....then I am sure you will be ok. :)

[ahctlucabbuS]

Good luck to you.

[DanB]

Just done my ironing, it all seems very real now :fear:

I sort of got the one I went for last week, I have half of it so far :lol:

[DanB]

aww feck nearly time to go

[TheDave]

i'm going soon too. cyallz

[DanB]

cya Dave.

I'm off, toodles

[manker]

Lata, Dan 'n' Dave.

Hope all goes well :D

[TheDave]

fuxxing twunks! they want two forms of ID before i even apply :angry:

[DanB]

Fucking hell. Do you reckon 2.5 hours is a new world record of gettingthe sack? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Wtf? :blink: You didn't really beat them and take there wallets did you? http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

What did you do? http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

[DanB]

Fucking criminal record :angry: :frusty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh, didn't they ask you before hand? They should have shouldn't they? :unsure:

[DanB]

They did ask and I ticked the box and said yes, I would be happy to discuss at interview but then it never got mentioned.

Then today i found out they wanted to do an enhanced level CRB check on me. So i had a word with the HR lady and told her the finer points, she came back an hour later and said gtfo :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Stoopid idiots http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/dry.gif

I hope you told her to sux your cawk http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/dry.gif

[DanB]

Thing is she was really nice about it, I think she felt quite bad about it :(

[Rick Phlegm]

Uhh... good luck, Dan.


Guess I saw this thread a little late. :unsure:

[DanB]

Yeah just a tad, I've been laid off already :lol:

[Rick Phlegm]

Maybe "The Better Luck Next Time, Dan thread :01:" would be a more appropriate title then. :D

[DanB]

:lol:

[bigboab]

My daughter started work in a big hotel. She was told to start serving meals right away, without any training. She lasted as far as the main course. We still get phone calls(5 years later) from people asking for their dessert.:lol: :lol:

[TheDave]

take arc's "advice" next time :shifty:

[Mathea]

i kicked ur ass

[DanB]

bah :P

[Mathea]

u can have it

[DanB]

my ass?

[TheDave]

mathea's ass is up for grabs (pun intended)

[tesco]

Good Luck!

although i didn't read all of this thread so maybe you're back. :blink:

actually thinking out it it's 10 here to 3am there so i think you are back. :blink:

[DanB]

read back Rossco, i got the sack after a couple of hours :(

[tesco]

read back Rossco, i got the sack after a couple of hours :(
just read.
sorry to hear. :(
see this criminal record has right-fucked you.

[bujub22]

read back Rossco, i got the sack after a couple of hours :(
damn :( that really sux

now what u goina do?