what kind of comedy do we have? [Archive]

Mr. Mulder

12-01-2004, 04:51 PM

Why? http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ermm.gif

Max & Paddy, Peep Show, Father Ted, Monkey Dust, Phonix Nights, Black Books all pwn friends http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/sick.gif

TheDave

12-01-2004, 05:03 PM

i agree

Lilmiss

12-01-2004, 05:10 PM

Do American's really have sub titles for "Lock, Stock". :huh:

Cos he was dead. :frusty:

Why did the second monkey fall out the tree? :ph34r:

(beware, I could make a whole thread of them.... :shifty: )

Mr. Mulder

12-01-2004, 05:13 PM

Cos he was dead. :frusty:

Why did the second monkey fall out the tree? :ph34r:

http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

Go on... http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

dave agrees so that makes my point a fact http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/bb.gif

Lilmiss

12-01-2004, 05:16 PM

Cos he was holding onto the first monkeys tail.

Why did the third monkey fall out the tree? :ph34r:

:frusty:

manker

12-01-2004, 05:20 PM

Cos he was holding onto the first monkeys tail.

Why did the third monkey fall out the tree? :ph34r:

:frusty:
Was he safety pinned to the second monkey :crying:

Mr. Mulder

12-01-2004, 05:21 PM

Cos he was holding onto the first monkeys tail.

Why did the third monkey fall out the tree? :ph34r:

:frusty:
My God! http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

I can't even begin to imagine... http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

DanB

12-01-2004, 05:26 PM

Something to do with staples no doubt

Lilmiss

12-01-2004, 05:30 PM

No, he thought the others were setting a trend. :P

Fourth?

DanB

12-01-2004, 05:31 PM

No, he thought the others were setting a trend. :P

Fourth?

Cos he was lonely? :huh:

Lilmiss

12-01-2004, 05:37 PM

That was one of them. :D

Because the 5th pushed him.

DanB

12-01-2004, 05:40 PM

:lol:

How many monkeys are there in this tree? :blink:

Comic_Peddler

12-01-2004, 05:43 PM

:lol:

How many monkeys are there in this tree? :blink:

you can fit quite a few brits in a tree.

:-P

Lilmiss

12-01-2004, 05:51 PM

:-P

Oi! http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif

I think they may have started going back up the tree. :huh:

5th was a suicide attempt.

DanB

12-01-2004, 05:53 PM

Nooo, I will grease the tree so they slide down instead

Cheese

12-01-2004, 05:56 PM

<No monkeys were harmed during the making of this thread>*

*Though several were spanked.

ziggyjuarez

12-01-2004, 06:02 PM

hands down british nonsence comedy:rolleyes:

TheDave

12-01-2004, 06:07 PM

Tis Funnier Than American Stuff

Cheese

12-01-2004, 06:11 PM

Americans only think we have Monty Python and Fawlty Towers...

btw did anyone ever watch Seinfeld? :unsure:

TheDave

12-01-2004, 06:13 PM

nope, sorry. anyone watch green wing?

Cheese

12-01-2004, 06:14 PM

Nah.

Anyone watch Will & Grace?

TheDave

12-01-2004, 06:16 PM

i can speak for everyone this time. nah

Mr. Mulder

12-01-2004, 06:28 PM

nope, sorry. anyone watch green wing?
i did http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/bb.gif

Cheese

12-01-2004, 06:29 PM

i did http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/bb.gif

What is it? Another hospital drama?

Mr. Mulder

12-01-2004, 06:34 PM

What is it? Another hospital drama?
I'm afraid you've missed out with green wing, mr cheese, it was brilliant http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/G/green_wing/ - don't let the smack the pony bit put you off, this was very funny.

Cheese

12-01-2004, 06:50 PM

I'm afraid you've missed out with green wing, mr cheese, it was brilliant http://www.filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/smilies/unsure.gif

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/G/green_wing/ - don't let the smack the pony bit put you off, this was very funny.

Okay. I found a torrent for the whole of season one, so it had better be good.

Mr. Mulder

12-01-2004, 07:06 PM

You won't be disappointed, but if you are then you probably will be :blink:

It's still very good though, especially the doctor with the moustache, he was hilarious :01:

sArA

12-01-2004, 07:41 PM

Little Britain....now thats funny as fuck!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

enoughfakefiles

12-01-2004, 07:50 PM

Little Britain....now thats funny as fuck!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I never liked this at first but the more you watch it the funnier it gets. :lol:

It`s going to start being shown on bbc2 i think but i read they`re gonna tone it down. :ohmy:

Biggles

12-01-2004, 07:53 PM

Monty Python, Black Books, Father Ted, League of Gentlemen, :) to name but a few. Spike's Q series was also classic comedy (if a tad surreal).

vidcc

12-01-2004, 08:01 PM

What's green has eight legs and if it fell out of a tree will kill you ?

vidcc

12-01-2004, 08:02 PM

British comedy shows do very well over here if they are not remade using home grown actors

Cheese

12-01-2004, 08:43 PM

British comedy shows do very well over here if they are not remade using home grown actors

I have seen the US versions of Fawlty Towers and Red Dwarf....absolutely dire. :no:

Jon L. Obscene

12-01-2004, 08:51 PM

The Lone Ranger & Tonto riding thru the canyon, Tonto stops and gets off his horse, he puts his ear to the ground , the lone Ranger says
"What is it?"
Tonto replies "Buffalo come"
TLR says "How do you know?"

Tonto replies "Ground sticky"

:01:

Jonno :cool:

Lilmiss

12-01-2004, 10:17 PM

:frusty:

Does anyone remember Naked Video?
It had Rab C Nesbitt in it doing skits.

I'd love to find it again, brilliant stuff. :D

exo_body

12-01-2004, 10:18 PM

oh yeah, i heard that joke, it ends in
"why did the tree fall over...."
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.
.
.
.
"it thought it was a monkey"

Jon L. Obscene

12-01-2004, 10:19 PM

Monkey nuts are great :01:

Jonno :cool:

j2k4

12-02-2004, 12:34 AM

As an aside, there is a new series just started over here called House M.D., about (of course) a doctor who is other than than conventional...

In any case, I was extremely pleased to note the name of it's star-non other than Hugh Laurie himself, playing the part as only he could.

I hope others on this side take proper note of his talent, and am wondering how long it'll be before they also take note of his origins.

manker

12-02-2004, 10:53 PM

What's green has eight legs and if it fell out of a tree will kill you ?Two frogs in a fridge.

Lilmiss

12-02-2004, 11:04 PM

The Incredible Hulks pet spider? :huh:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/morepunk.bmp :dry:

Cheese

12-02-2004, 11:07 PM

The Incredible Hulks pet spider? :huh:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/morepunk.bmp :dry:

The Incredible Hulk was in my pub last night, poor guy has lost a lot of weight. :no:

Lilmiss

12-02-2004, 11:15 PM

Was he still green?
Poor lad needs to stay off teh spinach.

The guy who played him, (a.k.a, Chopper) is touring soon.
Doing some kinda audience-chat thang.

Rat Faced

12-02-2004, 11:20 PM

Monkey's nuts are great :01:

Jonno :cool:

:ohmy:

You get worse... :ph34r:

manker

12-02-2004, 11:42 PM

The Incredible Hulks pet spider? :huh:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/morepunk.bmp :dry:
SO the current punk league table is:

1. Lilmiss' Gran
2. manker
3. Lilmiss
4. Prince Harry
5. DanB

:thecapitalLsucks: :P

Cheese

12-02-2004, 11:46 PM

Was he still green?
Poor lad needs to stay off teh spinach.

The guy who played him, (a.k.a, Chopper) is touring soon.
Doing some kinda audience-chat thang.

He was mostly green, though the girls we were with assured us he'd missed painting his butt cheeks.:ohmy:

There was some fancy dress shenaghans (sp) going on in the pub last night. Met Elvis, some pixies, a pirate and all the other generic costumes you'd expect...

manker

12-02-2004, 11:48 PM

He was mostly green, though the girls we were with assured us he'd missed painting his butt cheeks.:ohmy: .

Girls ... sure :shifty:

:gheybar:

Cheese

12-02-2004, 11:53 PM

Girls ... sure :shifty:

:gheybar:

Since when has The Swallow been a gheybar? :dry:

manker

12-03-2004, 12:00 AM

Since when has The Swallow been a gheybar? :dry: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I used to buy porn in the newsagent opposite The Swallow :01:

Lilmiss

12-03-2004, 10:08 AM

:thecapitalLsucks: :P

And your opinion counts? :huh:

:D

Cheese

12-04-2004, 03:16 PM

You won't be disappointed, but if you are then you probably will be :blink:

It's still very good though, especially the doctor with the moustache, he was hilarious :01:

You're right.

I've watched the whole series today. Funny as fuck. :lol:

The torrent is on UKNova for those interested, weighs in at 4gb mind.

DanB

12-04-2004, 03:18 PM

Did you dress up too Cheese?

Cheese

12-04-2004, 03:19 PM

Did you dress up too Cheese?

Erm?

I save that for Saturday nights...

DanB

12-04-2004, 03:24 PM

Oh, I just realised the fnacy dress post was a day or too old :blushing:

Cheese

12-04-2004, 04:22 PM

Ok....

Mr. Mulder

12-04-2004, 04:28 PM

You're right.

I've watched the whole series today. Funny as fuck. :lol:

The torrent is on UKNova for those interested, weighs in at 4gb mind.
dam straight :cool2:

Anyone watch peep show last night? :lol:

manker

12-04-2004, 04:29 PM

I missed that because of drunkeness but I just watched Max and Paddy again -- Quality!

Mr. Mulder

12-04-2004, 04:44 PM

I missed that because of drunkeness but I just watched Max and Paddy again -- Quality!
I missed that for Little Britain, will see the repeat on wednesday though :unsure:

DanB

12-04-2004, 04:53 PM

Still haven't managed too watch that programme

manker

12-04-2004, 04:56 PM

All of the episodes are on Torrentbits :01:

TB has a nice Xmas skin too. Obviously their Xmas skin is pwned by T'Moderation's (http://moderation.forumflash.com/index.php?act=idx) Xmas skin because their admin pwns all.

Even more obviously FST doesn't have a Xmas skin :dry:

DanB

12-04-2004, 04:59 PM

I don't have an account there :P

I have heard there is a Xmas skin in the pipeline for here, due sometime around 2006 though :rolleyes:

Mr. Mulder

12-04-2004, 05:03 PM

I don't have an account there :P

I have heard there is a Xmas skin in the pipeline for here, due sometime around 2006 though :rolleyes:
but how do they know there's gonna be a christmas in 2006? :unsure:

DanB

12-04-2004, 05:05 PM

Good point

Cheese

12-04-2004, 05:09 PM

There is a Christmas every year.

Mr. Mulder

12-04-2004, 05:11 PM

but how do you know that when all the years haven't happened yet? :shifty:

manker

12-04-2004, 05:15 PM

There is a Christmas every year.What about in 3401BC.

/taps foot.

Cheese

12-04-2004, 05:17 PM

What about in 3401BC.

/taps foot.

The last time NUFC won the championship?

Cheese

12-04-2004, 06:07 PM

I meant to say http://www.uknova.com/ is good for British TV, Radio, etc. It is a torrent site which does that type of thing. I have seen Little Britain Torrents there.

Great site.

manker

12-04-2004, 06:08 PM

T'Moderation's (http://moderation.forumflash.com/index.php?act=idx) Christmas skin is wondrous indeed. However if sam4 does not turn the sound of I may start killing again. There is a letter secured by my lawyer *spit* in the event that I run mad. It explains what precipitated this latest killing spree.

If I disappear suddenly, you will know what has happened, speak kindly of me. Every once in a while have a small apple and perhaps discuss happier times.It would be a pleasure, nay honour, to engage in bendage of the elbow regarding apple upon your demise.

Why don't you like lawyers. I am wondering if you're not some sort of unappreciated underling :D

DanB

12-04-2004, 06:12 PM

Mr. Mulder

12-04-2004, 06:24 PM

mines good too :crying:

manker

12-04-2004, 06:59 PM

Written á la lawyer, answered á la politician.

You evasive bar steward http://img44.exs.cx/img44/3793/snooty.gif

Liked it tho' :D

j2k4

12-04-2004, 07:00 PM

Why use a simple sentence, when you can throw in a negative and confuse the reader. Typical Lawyer trick.

But I'm not a lawyer, either, JP. :(

vidcc

12-04-2004, 07:17 PM

Two frogs in a fridge.

The Incredible Hulks pet spider? :huh:

a snooker table

:whistling

SpatulaGeekGirl

12-05-2004, 12:44 AM

Blast, I had so hoped you would have a hissy fit and go into a strop.
I'm the only one who throws the hissy fits around here! :smoke: