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Smith
12-02-2004, 09:39 PM
Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
Source: topics, May 10, 2003


So what, a chav is a little wanksta kid who acts all tuff but runs like a pussy when confronted?

i know a few of them.... all of which i want to beat the fuck outta.

Rat Faced
12-02-2004, 09:43 PM
So, welcome to the board....

I think thats an overwhelming opinion here..

However, please stop picking on one section of the community (even if that sounds like an oxymoron if talking about chavs :unsure: )....

:ph34r:

Smith
12-02-2004, 09:44 PM
So, welcome to the board....

I think thats an overwhelming opinion here..

However, please stop picking on one section of the community (even if that sounds like an oxymoron if talking about chavs :unsure: )....

:ph34r:

first off ive been here for a while( or where u being sarcastic?)

second i keep hearing this word chav, and i never knew what it was.

Rat Faced
12-02-2004, 09:46 PM
first off ive been here for a while( or where u being sarcastic?)

second i keep hearing this word chav, and i never knew what it was.

Sorry, i cant find the [sarcasm] tags ;)

:P

Lilmiss
12-02-2004, 10:15 PM
please stop picking on one section of the community



:lol: :lol: :lol:

/wet herself. :ph34r:

callum
12-02-2004, 10:27 PM
So what, a chav is a little wanksta kid who acts all tuff but runs like a pussy when confronted?

i know a few of them.... all of which i want to beat the fuck outta.

I do believe that if you had ever met a real chav he would have kicked your face in, they do have there benifits.

TheDave
12-02-2004, 10:29 PM
I do believe that if you had ever met a real chav he would have kicked your face in, they do have there benifits.
and old ladies'

Jon L. Obscene
12-02-2004, 10:31 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

/wet herself. :ph34r:

Where's manky when you need him, inueduos alert!!! :01:

Jonno :cool:

Ariel_001
12-02-2004, 10:36 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav


All are known fundamentally for being loudly lower-class. The wearing of new, name brand athletic clothing and shoes (frequently white trainers), tacky gold jewellery (particularly hoop ear rings, large pendant necklaces, and gaudy rings) are quite important. The Burberry clothing brand in particular has chav connotations (an unofficial collective noun for chavs is a Burberry). Associated with low level criminal activities and other crass/drunken misbehaviour, they are most often found in housing estates and other low-income neighborhoods. Regardless of location (movie theater, restaurant, etc..) their frequent use of mobile phones is a common complaint against them.




Musically, an average chavster might enjoy Rap, His girlfriend R&B, with pop and dance music a commonality between them. The rap group Goldie Lookin' Chain have satirised the chav aesthetic in a way comparable to The Darkness spoof of stadium rock.

The ownership of large, dangerous attack dogs and a lower-end automobile which he has "souped-up" or "tricked out" with an impressive paint job, tail fin and/or flashy rims (as similar as possible to those found in the film The Fast and the Furious, as well as its sequel) can also be seen as key. If, for some reason, a chav might find himself without a dog or vehicle of this sort, the acquiring of such will likely be a major focus for him.

This stereotyped subculture is in reality defined by outsiders and their classism. Essentially no one self-identifies with these labels and groupings, but rather they are used by those on the outside to ridicule and categorize those labeled in this way. Having said that, the group does tend to identify with each other; the similarity of trends in clothing and behaviour enable the group to be so clearly classified in this way

Is this it?

keyser_soze
12-02-2004, 10:57 PM
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/ been posted b4 but all the relevant information on the species can be found here. :cool:

Smith
12-02-2004, 11:35 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav



Is this it?

LOL

can a chav be in 9th grade, because that depicts a small group of little dickheads i want to smash with a brick.

manker
12-02-2004, 11:46 PM
LOL

can a chav be in 9th grade, because that depicts a small group of little dickheads i want to smash with a brick.No. A chav has to be in either the 6th, 8th, 10th or 11th grade.

Never the 9th grade, I'd have thought that was obvious :dry:

Smith
12-02-2004, 11:47 PM
No. A chav has to be in either the 6th, 8th, 10th or 11th grade.

Never the 9th grade, I'd have thought that was obvious :dry:


umm, why only every second year?

Cheese
12-02-2004, 11:48 PM
umm, why only every second year?

If you have to ask...

Smith
12-02-2004, 11:50 PM
:unsure:

TheDave
12-03-2004, 12:01 AM
10+2=11?

manker
12-03-2004, 12:03 AM
10+2=11?Shhhh you'll give it away.

TC is bound to get it now :dry:

TheDave
12-03-2004, 12:10 AM
get what?

manker
12-03-2004, 12:11 AM
Why a chav can't be in the 9th Grade.

Smith
12-03-2004, 12:11 AM
umm no im not, just tell me already

manker
12-03-2004, 12:16 AM
Already.

Smith
12-03-2004, 12:18 AM
i dont even remember what i wanted to know anymore.

screw it ill find out some other day

manker
12-03-2004, 12:20 AM
No you won't :D

Smith
12-03-2004, 12:20 AM
thats it, im anti manker now

manker
12-03-2004, 12:22 AM
But still a pro wanker, yes?

Smith
12-03-2004, 12:23 AM
But still a pro wanker, yes?

c thats the kind of comment that made me anti manker

manker
12-03-2004, 12:24 AM
c thats the kind of comment that made me anti mankerI guess this is the kind of image that made you into a pro wanker?

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/8785/c5-watermelon.gif

Emdee
12-03-2004, 12:24 AM
I just had my first FireFox crash trying to get into this thread! :01:

It must've predicted the melon-fuckers pic that'd confront me on entering :no:

manker
12-03-2004, 12:27 AM
I just had my first FireFox crash trying to get into this thread! :01:No you didn't :dry:

Can a mod please rename this 'The manker bad mood thread'

Thanks,

Maybe merge it with the Jonno self pity thread.

Just an idea :unsure:

Smith
12-03-2004, 12:33 AM
god damn that picture, the fact that you even found that on the internet and post likely saved it onto ur comp , let alone post it here makes u pretty gay

manker
12-03-2004, 12:35 AM
god damn that picture, the fact that you even found that on the internet and post likely saved it onto ur comp , let alone post it here makes u pretty gayYes, I'm gay.

Are you prejudiced against that?

Rick Phlegm
12-03-2004, 12:36 AM
god damn that picture, the fact that you even found that on the internet and post likely saved it onto ur comp , let alone post it here makes u pretty gay
If you liked that, take a look at this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Jesus_DeSade/2.jpg

The things you find on your Photobucket page after a few months :rolleyes:

Smith
12-03-2004, 12:38 AM
Yes, I'm gay.

Are you prejudiced against that?


not at all,

and rick, LOL

manker
12-03-2004, 12:39 AM
The things you find on your Photobucket page after a few months :rolleyes:That would be a great thread :01:

TheDave
12-03-2004, 12:40 AM
hold up. is that two dudes fucking a melon? i feel sick


not homophobic but melons make me feel sick, probably more so now like

Cheese
12-03-2004, 12:40 AM
That is so cool that your auntie posts on this board manker.

Is she fit?http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif

manker
12-03-2004, 12:40 AM
not at all,
So what was your point.

If it wasn't a derogatory statement toward gay people, what was it?

Rick Phlegm
12-03-2004, 12:41 AM
hold up. is that two dudes fucking a melon? i feel sick


not homophobic but melons make me feel sick, probably more so now like
they should make a seasonal version with a Christmas pudding instead.

manker
12-03-2004, 12:42 AM
That is so cool that your auntie posts on this board manker.

Is she fit?http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif
I'd share her melon, maybe :shifty:

Smith
12-03-2004, 12:42 AM
So what was your point.

If it wasn't a derogatory statement toward gay people, what was it?


two guys having sex at the same time with a mellon is gay.

TheDave
12-03-2004, 12:42 AM
So what was your point.

If it wasn't a derogatory statement toward gay people, what was it?

what if you posted a pack of crisps and he said "do you like crisps?"

would that be derogatory towards crisps? :smilie4:

manker
12-03-2004, 12:43 AM
hold up. is that two dudes fucking a melon? i feel sick


not homophobic but melons make me feel sick, probably more so now likeThat is what they do to all melons before they go on sale in Morrisons or Kwik Save :crying:

TheDave
12-03-2004, 12:43 AM
they should make a seasonal version with a Christmas pudding instead.
i can eat christmas pudding, just dont like the taste:no:

Cheese
12-03-2004, 12:44 AM
i can eat christmas pudding, just dont like the taste:no:

Is christmas pudding the new slang for peen?

TheDave
12-03-2004, 12:46 AM
Is christmas pudding the new slang for peen?
no but it does have nuts in

manker
12-03-2004, 12:47 AM
what if you posted a pack of crisps and he said "do you like crisps?"

would that be derogatory towards crisps? :smilie4:Did you think that post through?

Of course not.

A more appropriate analogy would be derogatory toward crisp eaters but then that's just silly because no discrimination is ever made against crisp eaters.

Unless they're 25 stone.

Rick Phlegm
12-03-2004, 12:48 AM
Is christmas pudding the new slang for peen?
Why, have you been promised a portion of it on xmas day? :lol:


:coat:

TheDave
12-03-2004, 12:49 AM
so it may have been derogatory or he may just wonder why you have a gif of two guys fucking a melon.

Cheese
12-03-2004, 12:49 AM
no but it does have nuts in

I can imagine...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/nuts.jpg

manker
12-03-2004, 12:52 AM
so it may have been derogatory or he may just wonder why you have a gif of two guys fucking a melon.That is what I was attempting to clear up.

There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for me having the pic on my PC, btw :ermm: