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Jon L. Obscene
12-02-2004, 10:12 PM
Funny init, laughing.....seems that on ocassions it does'nt matter what mood anyone is in if the moment arises you can create laughter.
Example: A woman I know came into work today , looked right pissed off, I asked why she was being a miserable cow (always gets a responce :shifty: ), her 13y/o daughter was sitting outside in the car sulking and crying, I've known the mum for about 12 years or something, remember her daughter as a lil kid so I always wind her up a bit, she clouts me etc all in good spirit. Well the daughter has met this boy via puternet, he lives 6 miles away :frusty: so they been smsing for a couple of weeks, he now wants to meet her in a town 7 miles away, alone at 6pm (dark), the town ain't the nicest place, lots of back alleys and lots of bad things happend for such a small place, there's an underpass too which even I would'nt walk thru at night.
So I go out to try and cheer the daughter up, she wound down the window , I asked what was wroong and she done the whole crying "All my friends do it" etc etc, I told her that it's not safe blah blah then asked if she was afraid of the dark, she said no, why are you?, I said "too right, I'm cacking it right now" at which point she started laughing, then her mum got in the car and they argued so I kinda butted in and said a couple of things and she turned to her mum and said ok I understand, then pointed at me and said "HE makes sense" :lol:
They went home laughing :01:

I'm in the wrong job man :lol:

Jonno :cool:

callum
12-02-2004, 10:18 PM
I think you may have made her realize theres fair amount of nutters around

Lilmiss
12-02-2004, 10:20 PM
I'm in the wrong job man :lol:



Same here.



I wanted to be a brain surgeon.

Jon L. Obscene
12-02-2004, 10:28 PM
I think you may have made her realize theres fair amount of nutters around

:lol: Good comeback man :lol:

Altho worryingly true :ph34r:

@lilmiss...... Ooo I always wanted to be on teh buses, wanna swap, me is teh brain surgen.....sergeon....brain butcher :01:

Jonno :cool:

callum
12-02-2004, 10:31 PM
:lol: Good comeback man :lol:

Altho worryingly true :ph34r:

@lilmiss...... Ooo I always wanted to be on teh buses, wanna swap, me is teh brain surgen.....sergeon....brain butcher :01:

Jonno :cool:

It just shows you, you have your part to play in society to.

Lilmiss
12-02-2004, 10:32 PM
:D

I did actually want to be a bus/taxi driver, or a ballerina.
Should have thought harder, and kept the tutu. :frusty:



And no.
I suit me job. :lol:
Although, if it means I get one of Baz's Sunday roasts, I'm in. :shifty:

Jon L. Obscene
12-02-2004, 10:35 PM
:D

I did actually want to be a bus/taxi driver, or a ballerina.
Should have thought harder, and kept the tutu. :frusty:



And no.
I suit me job. :lol:
Although, if it means I get one of Baz's Sunday roasts, I'm in. :shifty:

Ballerina?.........I'll quote Del boy here, "with them boots you'd make swan lake sound like the advance on leningrad" :lol:

:ph34r: Roasts are £3.50 per head............. and £7.50 for the rest of the body :D :lol:
But I think I can arrange friend prices ;)
£4.50? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

callum
12-02-2004, 10:36 PM
Ballerina?.........I'll quote Del boy here, "with them boots you'd make swan lake sound like the advance on leningrad" :lol: Jonno :cool:
:lol:

ziggyjuarez
12-03-2004, 11:10 AM
Good work Dr.J. You sure are funny;)

DanB
12-03-2004, 12:38 PM
I dunno how you stop yourself cracking up when you look in the mirrir thougj

Lilmiss
12-03-2004, 12:41 PM
Miaow. :unsure:


Jonno has no mirrors left to check. :ph34r:

Rat Faced
12-03-2004, 12:42 PM
How much is a roast if she doesnt give you head? :blink:

Lilmiss
12-03-2004, 12:46 PM
:ohmy: From a mod too!!! :ohmy:




Whats with the sig theivery? :shifty:

Rat Faced
12-03-2004, 12:47 PM
Its not Sig Theivery... its Sig "Correction" :whistling

DanB
12-03-2004, 12:48 PM
Miaow. :unsure:


Jonno has no mirrors left to check. :ph34r:


:lol: :lol: and enough years bad luck still to run before buying more



How much is a roast if she doesnt give you head?


£35? :unsure:

Lilmiss
12-03-2004, 04:34 PM
Oi!!!

I'm not that cheap. :dry:

DanB
12-03-2004, 04:36 PM
Oh, I didn't realise that was aimed at you :lol:

Lilmiss
12-03-2004, 04:37 PM
2 strikes. :dry:


:w00t:

Rat Faced
12-03-2004, 05:34 PM
Oi!!!

I'm not that cheap. :dry:

How cheap are you then
:rolleyes:

Lilmiss
12-03-2004, 05:39 PM
I'm tempted to say, "cheap as chips, pet". :unsure:



:D

Rat Faced
12-03-2004, 05:39 PM
OIC....

Jonno was overpricing :no:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Biggles
12-03-2004, 05:40 PM
I'm tempted to say, "cheap as chips, pet". :unsure:



:D

I thought you had to be a strange yellow colour before you could say that. :blink:

DanB
12-03-2004, 05:41 PM
I'm tempted to say, "cheap as chips, pet". :unsure:



:D


:w00t:

Rat Faced
12-03-2004, 05:45 PM
Awww,

Lilmiss, i'm sorry....

You were just tempted to say that, but we know it aint true.

:crying:

Lilmiss
12-03-2004, 05:49 PM
:lol: Chips round 'ere are forty pound a bag. :shifty:


:unsure:

DanB
12-03-2004, 05:50 PM
:lol: Chips round 'ere are forty pound a bag. :shifty:


:unsure:


Potatoes made of gold up there are they? :huh:

Lilmiss
12-03-2004, 05:54 PM
Gold dust, actually.

Sprouts are only iron fillings though.

DanB
12-03-2004, 05:55 PM
Sprouts are nasty anyway.

Make you fart :sick:

Biggles
12-03-2004, 05:57 PM
Sprouts with chestnuts are nice. :)

Rat Faced
12-03-2004, 06:05 PM
Shame you can only buy 'em at Christmas :(

Jon L. Obscene
12-03-2004, 11:20 PM
:lol: Chips round 'ere are forty pound a bag. :shifty:


:unsure:

round here bags are cheaper than chips :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

Rat Faced
12-04-2004, 12:49 AM
So we have a going rate for head now? :unsure:

Jon L. Obscene
12-04-2004, 01:07 AM
Going rate for my head on a plate :ph34r:

lessons in life, think before you speak , not the other way round :fusty:
I'm gonna get that right one day :rolleyes:

Anyway I had me chips , ain't got a bag but am going bed :)

Jonno :cool:

DanB
12-04-2004, 01:14 AM
Night :)

bigboab
12-04-2004, 07:18 AM
round here bags are cheaper than chips :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

What kind of bags are we taliking here Jonno?:ph34r: :lol:

Lilmiss
12-04-2004, 01:52 PM
Bags of grass.



Which I can't get for love nor money. :crying:

DanB
12-04-2004, 01:56 PM
Bags of grass.



Which I can't get for love nor money. :crying:

Join the club. Well I could with money but not for love

Lilmiss
12-04-2004, 02:04 PM
If only it grew on bushes. :whistling



/smokes a hash spliff instead. :P

DanB
12-04-2004, 02:11 PM
Tries to remember pin number :frusty:

Lilmiss
12-04-2004, 02:22 PM
666

Number of the beast. :01:
:unsure:

DanB
12-04-2004, 02:46 PM
Got it wrong twice so I gave up :lol: