Fairy Tale

[Lilmiss]

Since Snny seems to be skiving his hwork....still. :shifty:
Lets do it for him. :01:
Here we go peeps, sentence each please......


Once upon a time, there was a fairy who didn't own any magical powers.


/see's this going sordid..... :unsure:

[keyser_soze]

so she went to see a wizard to buy some....

[Cheese]

Burberry desinger gear.

[Lilmiss]

That made her feel sheepish, so she hid for 10 months, then....

[keyser_soze]

when she sold her sovereign rings and platinum edition kappa shell suit she bought a corsa gsi and set off down the yellow brick road at 80 mph listening to hard trance.........

[Cheese]

Unfortunately the roads were slippery and she killed 3 Munchkins and an Oompa-Lumpa who were crossing the road.

[Lilmiss]

Which although tragic, squirted a stream of chocolate, which she collected and sold to....

[Cheese]

Willy Wonka's evil twin Milly Manker.

[keyser_soze]

some monkeys who'd had an idea called cocoa pops

[ahctlucabbuS]

Milly Manker having a pact with satan himself led the once so cheerful fairy down a...

(withcheese, stop editing, damit ;) )

[Cheese]

back alley where some monkeys attacked him with a chocolate flavoured cereal...

[Rick Phlegm]

They attacked him in the back alley?

What kind of story is this?! :blink:

[Rat Faced]

Might have guessed Lilmiss started this story then

[ahctlucabbuS]

Seeing as they already was in a backalley, and beeing evil and all, satan proposed the recording of a "naughty movie" as to...

[Cheese]

punish the off-topickers with a scathing satire of their...

[Lilmiss]

Evil pagan ways.

[Biggles]

The fairy, realising that once again Satanism and Paganism had been confused got her really whippy whacking stick out to sort out the main offenders..

[Cheese]

however the evil Chavmeister General, DanB, chose that moment to attack in his Vauxhall Chavalier.

[manker]

"Knuckleduster!?" DanB cried, incredulous.

"Who needs a knuckleduster when I've got shit gold" He roared as pummelled the faces of the assembled elven folk.

[Cheese]

Due to a spelling error DanB ended up fighting eleven folk...

[Lilmiss]

:lol:

He ended up with one black eye and a chipped tooth, but managed to run away and hide from the angry crowd.

[enoughfakefiles]

They soon found him because of all the goldy looking chains he was wearing were glitering in the moonlight and they gave him another good shoeing......

[DanB]

and then strung him up from a lampost by his underwear

[callum]

then his thong snapped

[DanB]

causing him to plummet to the ground and impale himself on

[callum]

manker, who was waiting for small change to fall out of danb's pockets.

[DanB]

in the meantime callum, who had been loitering in the bushes,

[manker]

Started salivating due to the hawt man flesh and bling extravagaza.

"You've bent me fucking Oakleys!!11" Bawled a distraught DanB.

[Lilmiss]

At that point, Jonno turned up in his wetwear, and

[manker]

Asked for grammatical assistance regarding filling in application forms to be Father Christmas at Lidl :shifty:

[Cheese]

Unfortunately Lidl's was already preparing for Easter and so Jonno got a job as a bunny gurl.

[Lilmiss]

Where he gained maximum tippage in his cleavage area mainly from bikers and truckers. Hooters were so impressed they employed him full-time, and he was renamed "Pinkie".

[Caroline]

Pinkie was a bright young girl but living in the wrong place,
after she read harry potter she got a job at mac Donalds to earn some money
the months passed and she got promoted to head french fry shuffler and earned enough
money to get her own apartment.
Where she could finally...

[ahctlucabbuS]

Realize her dream of making the big cash without too much effort as a drag porn queen. One evening while working s/he...

[brotherdoobie]

had an epiphany...a spiritutal flash so blinding, that s/he decided right then and there to give up the one thing, s/he loved more than anything in life...


Peace bd

[manker]

The scene switches to a dejected looking Pinkie/Jonno standing over a metal bin filled with Dire Straits and Def Leppard LPs.

"Farewell shit rock" s/he cries "My soul is torn asunder!!1"

Pinkie/Jonno stares on as the vinyl melts into oblivion :crying:

[Lilmiss]

As his record collection went up in flames, he gave a joyous "woot" at finally being free from ear drum popping music, noting to play The Village People loudly as soon as he returned to his trailer.

[brotherdoobie]

Then reality sets in, as s/he notices a familar odor of head cheese and failure.
I suppose I should of taken the albums out of the trailer before I set them on fire...(s/he sighs)

What shall I do with my life?...

Peace bd

[100%]

That last question was soon interupted by

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Antonio Banderas who picks her up in his sweaty latino arms and
jumps onto "Lucia" his white stallion (which fits perfectly between his legs)

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyM3/Horses/WhiteHorse6.jpg


Together they rode of to the nearest chav wrestling match
cauz Antonio needed a wrestling partner


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