PDA

View Full Version : I'm starting a new business...



j2k4
12-04-2004, 02:42 AM
...and I need some input from you guys.

I want to market acronyms for use by illiterates.

Any ideas? :huh:

ZaZu
12-04-2004, 03:10 AM
You're not gonna make much at that,they're avalible for free here (http://www.acronymfinder.com/) :P

Comic_Peddler
12-04-2004, 03:11 AM
The risk to profit margin is much higher in the turning bitches out industry. If you ask nicely, I am sure there are a few here you can use to build up your stable with.

bigboab
12-04-2004, 07:13 AM
If they are illiterate how are they going to read your acronyms?:blink:

Samurai
12-04-2004, 08:22 AM
If they are illiterate how are they going to read your acronyms?:blink:

bah. beat me to it. well done :01:

TheDave
12-04-2004, 10:45 AM
texans want ample tourist safety

Samurai
12-04-2004, 10:54 AM
downloading is very entertaining

manker
12-04-2004, 02:48 PM
downloading is very entertaining :blink:

Federalists entice lithe carefree homosexuals.

Cheese
12-04-2004, 02:53 PM
Students having interesting times.

Robert00000
12-04-2004, 03:40 PM
The thread title got me exited, thought i found someone else with great ambition. :(

j2k4
12-04-2004, 03:52 PM
I really appreciate the efforts, guys, but Boab and Samurai have touched on the problem.

I can do the other in my sleep, but have to get over the hurdle of accessibility for these poor souls. :(

I mean, the rest of us have them, right?

The situation fairly screams out for equal/fair treatment!

I am also thinking about "unattended blind driving" and "nail-clippers for amputees".

I'm checking now on government grants for these worthwhile endeavors. :)

Biggles
12-04-2004, 03:57 PM
The thread title got me exited, thought i found someone else with great ambition. :(


I dunno I think J2 may be on to something. He may be missing a trick though in not consider the broader global possibilities. The EU will also consider grants for worthy endeavours.

j2k4
12-04-2004, 04:16 PM
I dunno I think J2 may be on to something. He may be missing a trick though in not consider the broader global possibilities. The EU will also consider grants for worthy endeavours.

Hmmm.

Hadn't though of that, Les.

Could you intermediate for me? :huh:

:P :lol:

manker
12-04-2004, 04:18 PM
J2,

Try getting a govt grant regarding contraception for lesbians. That should go down well.

j2k4
12-04-2004, 04:25 PM
J2,

Try getting a govt grant regarding contraception for lesbians. That should go down well.

Cheap, too.

Great idea, manker! :lol:

manker
12-04-2004, 04:53 PM
It seems that homosexuality is genetic, if hobbes is to be believed. I had always wondered how that would work, how it is passed from generation to generation.

Perhaps some sort of grant to look into that may be available. What do you think abacus boy.In the same way elephantitis is, I suspect :blink:


I also think every member should try to contribute an acronym to this thread.

Biggles
12-04-2004, 04:56 PM
Business Unit Manager


This was a real one at work. :shifty:

Thanfully the person responsible has now retired. :no:

Biggles
12-04-2004, 05:01 PM
Congratulations, are you enjoying it.


:lol:


:(

I wish!

manker
12-04-2004, 05:11 PM
Manker
Always
Nibbles
Kawk,
Even
Roberts
Did
you
decide
not
to
bother
with
the
possessive
apostrophe
today.



Dydntbwtpat is a fishing village on the coast of Gwynedd. Happily, for me in this context, it's inhabitants are reknowned for their grammar pedantry :ermm:

manker
12-04-2004, 05:25 PM
I got a bit flustered there :(

Cheese
12-04-2004, 05:44 PM
http://www.bonus.com/contour/zt_spellme/http@@/ww/bonus/applets/spellme/

DanB
12-04-2004, 05:58 PM
shame its spelling for 2 year olds though

DanB
12-04-2004, 06:11 PM
:lol:

I did get one wrong :ph34r:

manker
12-04-2004, 06:16 PM
I actually misspelled bat.

The picture looked like a cat to me :blush:

j2k4
12-04-2004, 06:21 PM
Who is this JPaul character?

He looks like Peter Falk, and posts like...J'Pol! :lol:

My friend would be flattered at your imitative talent, sir, much as I am at Rat's purloining of my sig.

Such mutual admiration!

If we bottle it, we could sell it on the street, in front of the United Nations!

Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money....

Soon we will all be rich!!!

DanB
12-04-2004, 06:21 PM
It took me a couple of goes to realise you had to spell the picture :blushing: