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h121589
12-06-2004, 10:51 PM
If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.

h121589
12-06-2004, 10:52 PM
;) :P

manker
12-06-2004, 10:57 PM
Do you mean me :unsure:

Cheese
12-06-2004, 11:00 PM
Do you mean me :unsure:
Who would want an accountant for christmas?


He obviously meant me.

TheDave
12-06-2004, 11:00 PM
if you do get me in a sack do be scared cos i'm packin heat

enoughfakefiles
12-06-2004, 11:01 PM
If a fat man in comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.

Innuedo alert. :lol: :lol:

100%
12-06-2004, 11:01 PM
Dear h121589,
Thank you for you warning and your invitation.

However since i have done my duty in my former life as a forcefed caged chicken
i feel obliged to state that Santa has released me from your grip and that it is actually now your turn to clean the feaces of my multimillion family

With regards
the Chik

manker
12-06-2004, 11:05 PM
Who would want an accountant for christmas?
Arthur Andersen would.

Maybe h121589 is an affiliate :unsure:

DanB
12-06-2004, 11:19 PM
me?

100%
12-06-2004, 11:23 PM
cannibal?

Jon L. Obscene
12-06-2004, 11:23 PM
Santa comes but once a year :)


And when he does he fills ya stocking :01:

Cloak room to the left did you say? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

Cheese
12-06-2004, 11:24 PM
Santa comes but once a year :)


And when he does he fills ya stocking :01:

Cloak room to the left did you say? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:
Nah, he comes down your chimney...:sick:

manker
12-06-2004, 11:27 PM
Arthur Andersen would.

Maybe h121589 is an affiliate :unsure:That 'joke' killed the lounge stone dead for a good 15 minutes :(

DanB
12-06-2004, 11:30 PM
thats cos it was shit :P

manker
12-06-2004, 11:32 PM
:crying:

Made it up myself, too :geptard:

manker
12-06-2004, 11:33 PM
Wtf?! The code :geptard: is actually a smilie :lol: :glag:

DanB
12-06-2004, 11:34 PM
Wtf?! The code :geptard: is actually a smilie :lol: :glag:


:01: :slow:

manker
12-06-2004, 11:37 PM
:01: :slow::geptard: :dry:

Cheese
12-06-2004, 11:40 PM
:geptard:

orcutt989
12-06-2004, 11:48 PM
Haha, that is so amazing. Poster<333

h121589
12-07-2004, 12:18 AM
wut does affiliate mean?

manker
12-07-2004, 12:20 AM
wut does affiliate mean?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=define%3A+affiliate&btnG=Search

brotherdoobie
12-07-2004, 12:24 AM
I want me for Christmas...but I can't be bothered to locate my eyes,to look for
myself.

Peace bd

h121589
12-07-2004, 12:56 AM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=define%3A+affiliate&btnG=Search
i quess :dry:

Lilmiss
12-07-2004, 02:52 AM
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the roots up & the balls are there for decoration only!


Boom boom. :ermm:

h121589
12-07-2004, 03:46 AM
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the roots up & the balls are there for decoration only!


Boom boom. :ermm:
:lol:

Lilmiss
12-07-2004, 03:33 PM
:lol: At least it made someone giggle.



I want a new hammer for xmas. :shifty: :dry:

DanB
12-07-2004, 03:43 PM
Old one worn out? :unsure:

Or was the BT man on the receiving end? :ohmy:

lynx
12-07-2004, 03:49 PM
Old one worn out? :unsure:

Or was the BT man on the receiving end? :ohmy:I nearly said that.

I think I'm going to be glad I left it to you. I think she's gone to find the pokey stick.