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TheDave
12-25-2004, 02:12 PM
what do you call an australian sorcerer?

the wizard of oz

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"i'm a magician"
"whats your best trick?"
"sawing a woman in half"
"do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"i have six half sisters"

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?

nothing, it just gave out a little wine

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What do cannibals have for lunch?

baked beings

bujub22
12-25-2004, 04:05 PM
your moms reminds me of a toilet bowl!

she's

fat
white
and smells like shit all day!