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Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 04:11 PM
:crying:

At one point, I was £70 odd up.
But by 6:30am, I was £8 down.

Not too bad, I guess, and theres always next week. :shifty:
I will remember not to drink too much spirits then. :ermm:

Snee
12-26-2004, 04:18 PM
Next time, try cheating.

That's actually more a challenge as it can be tricky to pull off.

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 04:22 PM
Next time I'm taking my pokey stick. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/missie77/pokeystick.gif

:shifty:


There was £180 in the pot last night.

Snee
12-26-2004, 04:23 PM
High rolling weemissie, cool.

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 04:27 PM
It's gonna be an even bigger pot next weekend, so I gotta practise.


Or sneak in an extra pack of cards. :shifty:

Snee
12-26-2004, 04:30 PM
Go with option number too, 'cos it's cool.


And then when they find you out you can beat them with the stick.

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 04:39 PM
Good plan.

I need an excuse to hit those sneaky Hungarian's with a plank of wood.
Although, they are all bigger than me.




S'pose I'd better start getting ready for work. :crying:

Snee
12-26-2004, 04:41 PM
Also bring a brick inna sock then.

:crying:

Robert00000
12-26-2004, 04:56 PM
:crying:

At one point, I was £70 odd up.
But by 6:30am, I was £8 down.

Not too bad, I guess, and theres always next week. :shifty:
I will remember not to drink too much spirits then. :ermm:

If you're not very good at poker i'll play strip poker with you ;)

But no cheating :shifty:

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 05:01 PM
Think I'd prefer to give you the money to keep your clothes on.



Brick in a sock.
Now there's an idea I can put into practise. :shifty:

Biggles
12-26-2004, 05:06 PM
I haven't played strip poker since school.

I recall a Latin class when we were left to our own devices for a period on the last day of term. Two of the sweetest girls in the class agreed to play strip poker with a friend and myself. :devil:

Mostly not the happiest days of my life - but for such memories I could make an exception.

Lilmiss is a card sharp? :huh:

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 05:11 PM
Lilmiss is a card sharp? :huh:

:huh:

I'm a only a beginner.
I was lucky with the aces last night.
Just lasted forever, we started playing at about 10pm.


Remind me never to play agains't you. :ermm:

:D

Snee
12-26-2004, 05:15 PM
Think I'd prefer to give you the money to keep your clothes on.



Brick in a sock.
Now there's an idea I can put into practise. :shifty:
Plz do. :)

Gotta eat now.

Biggles
12-26-2004, 05:15 PM
:huh:

I'm a only a beginner.
I was lucky with the aces last night.
Just lasted forever, we started playing at about 10pm.


Remind me never to play agains't you. :ermm:

:D

Oh I know nothing about cards really. I expect you would win easily. :whistling

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 05:19 PM
:w00t: :ermm: :w00t:


In that case, do you wanna come to a poker night next weekend? :D

You get the brick, I'll bring the sock. :shifty:

Biggles
12-26-2004, 05:27 PM
:w00t: :ermm: :w00t:


In that case, do you wanna come to a poker night next weekend? :D

You get the brick, I'll bring the sock. :shifty:

Get one of those long rainbow stripey socks - bricky doom is more palatable if the sock is cheerful.


Although on second thoughts, playing strip poker with a load of hairy Hungarians doeasn't appeal much. :rolleyes:

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 05:31 PM
Although on second thoughts, playing strip poker with a load of hairy Hungarians doeasn't appeal much.


I'm not Hungarian.
I'm not really that hairy either. :unsure:


I do smell like a whore's armpit though, so I'm off for a bath. :ermm:

Biggles
12-26-2004, 05:35 PM
I'm not Hungarian.
I'm not really that hairy either. :unsure:


I do smell like a whore's armpit though, so I'm off for a bath. :ermm:

I am not familiar with that particular parfum - but it does sound distinctly iffy. (if not whiffy)

Enjoy your bath - they are lovesome things but exceedingly hard to get out of (I am always tempted to turn the hot tap on and heat them up so I can stay in longer). I was aware of your non-Hungarian status. :P

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 05:38 PM
I am not familiar with that particular parfum

Me neither. :ph34r:


I gotta leave for work in an hour, so I won't be loafing for long. :crying:

Biggles
12-26-2004, 05:52 PM
I hope those with nothing better to do than go to the pub on Boxing Day are full of the Christmas spirit and are generous with their drinks for the barmaid. :)

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 06:15 PM
Me too, only made £5 in tips on xmas eve. :dry:

There's an Irish rock band playing in there tonight.
Should be fun.....but hard work.

Biggles
12-26-2004, 06:33 PM
Me too, only made £5 in tips on xmas eve. :dry:



:ohmy:

The tight gits!! - also I think that breaches Scottish copyright or something. :huh:


Or were you still spitting in pints? :dry:

Lilmiss
12-26-2004, 06:40 PM
Haven't spat in anyones pint......yet.


I did drop my sage and onion stuffing in my cousins lemonade yesterday, though. :D :01:
(Just before the bench we were sitting on collapsed...in front of the whole family. All 14 of 'em pished themselves laughing. It hurt. :crying: )

Biggles
12-26-2004, 08:24 PM
Haven't spat in anyones pint......yet.


I did drop my sage and onion stuffing in my cousins lemonade yesterday, though. :D :01:
(Just before the bench we were sitting on collapsed...in front of the whole family. All 14 of 'em pished themselves laughing. It hurt. :crying: )

:lol:

See! Santa knows when you are being naughty.

DanB
12-26-2004, 10:29 PM
could have been worse i guess :lol:

Lilmiss
12-27-2004, 12:24 AM
I nearly got glassed twice, by trying to split up a fight.
There was beer and blood and puke all over the place.
I slipped on beer, and fell on my ass.
The bottle opener broke as I used it, and made the beer spit at my specs and face.




But...............what a feckin' night.
It :rawked: !!!!!!!!!! :w00t:

DanB
12-27-2004, 12:32 AM
Sounds like fun :lol:

Lilmiss
12-27-2004, 12:39 AM
It was. :w00t:
They did all the classic Irish folk song, the ones that Murphys have also stolen, and they did them so feckin' well. I lurve 'em. :wub:


But your all boring me, so I'm going to do something intresting. :shifty:


:D

DanB
12-27-2004, 12:44 AM
But your all boring me, so I'm going to do something intresting.

meh :dry:

bigdawgfoxx
12-27-2004, 05:26 AM
I lost 6 bucks in poker tonight

Robert00000
12-27-2004, 05:16 PM
Think I'd prefer to give you the money to keep your clothes on.
Brick in a sock.
Now there's an idea I can put into practise. :shifty:

You have a weird fetish, a brick in a sock is no substitute for the real thing :no:

Lilmiss
12-28-2004, 05:17 AM
Oh, thats not what I've heard. :whistling

brotherdoobie
12-28-2004, 06:57 AM
I never knew you were a card shark lilmiss...What kind of poker do you play?
I play alot of no limit Texas Hold'em on the weekends, Have you played this type of poker before?

We'll have to play each other sometime...Hers a few tips first ;)...Pokertips.org (http://www.pokertips.org/rules/texas.php)

This is where you can find me if you want to play?...:)...

Party Poker.com (http://www.partypoker.com/index20100.htm?wm=2213556)

Peace bd

Lilmiss
12-28-2004, 04:54 PM
Hiya BD, hope you had a fun xmas.


Texas Hold'em

Yeah, that's the one we were playing.
Nice and simple, just like me. :D


I have the worst poker face ever though.
I giggle alot when I get good cards. :frusty:

DanB
12-28-2004, 05:01 PM
:lol: thats not too good.

I am guessing the vodka doesn't help too much there either :unsure:

Lilmiss
12-28-2004, 05:08 PM
I don't need excess alcohol to make me look like a prick.
But it helps. :01:


I shall be indulging in a few Mudshakes after work tonight.
Be warned. :ermm:

DanB
12-28-2004, 05:11 PM
I don't need excess alcohol to make me look like a prick.
But it helps. :01:


Thats a little harsh on yourself :unsure:


Warning taken and duly noted, although make sure you hide Watership Down in case you get compelled to watch it again :no:

Lilmiss
12-28-2004, 05:20 PM
Thats a little harsh on yourself


Not really.
I'm thinking of going into hiding at New Year....just in case. :unsure:


I shall lock Watership Down away with my husk hat and microphone. :whistling

DanB
12-28-2004, 05:21 PM
Locking everything you could potentially make a dick of yourself later with :lol:

Lilmiss
12-28-2004, 05:28 PM
Guess I'd better put the p.c away now then. :ph34r:

DanB
12-28-2004, 05:30 PM
Oops, that wasn't what I was aiming for

Lilmiss
12-28-2004, 05:33 PM
I'm glad.
Cos that would really feck my moniter. :whistling :ph34r:

BILLY-THE-FISH
12-28-2004, 05:36 PM
Where was you playing poker
On-line or a real live game?
I just got one of those sets with the good quality chips and have been playing with friends for hours... it was great fun!

Lilmiss
12-28-2004, 05:40 PM
Real life, with proper money. :D


Looks like it will be a weekly thang, so any tips will help my pocket. ;)

DanB
12-28-2004, 05:43 PM
I'm glad.
Cos that would really feck my moniter. :whistling :ph34r:


:lol: :lol:

Not if you wiped it off quick :devil:

Biggles
12-28-2004, 07:45 PM
Real life, with proper money. :D


Looks like it will be a weekly thang, so any tips will help my pocket. ;)

Giggling is good - but it must be random. :shifty:


Edit: this will of course make you appear deranged (or at least more so :ph34r: ).

brotherdoobie
12-30-2004, 06:36 AM
Hiya BD, hope you had a fun xmas.



Yeah, that's the one we were playing.
Nice and simple, just like me. :D


I have the worst poker face ever though.
I giggle alot when I get good cards. :frusty:


I had a wonderful X-mas. How was yours? I enjoy watching my children at Christmas time.

Texas Hold'em is a crazy game. Do you play no-limit? I'm a pretty decent player. But what does it really matter, pokers 20 percent skill and 80 percent
luck. ;)

Peace bd

Lilmiss
12-30-2004, 01:18 PM
We do have a limit.
It increases by a pound, everytime someone drops out.
I'm playing again on Saturday, so wish me luck. :01:


I had a grand xmas, considering all, tanks.

And it isn't over yet. :shifty:

The Hungarians are back with Scnapps.
It's meant to be a higher proof, so I shall be sloshed tonight. :shifty: :unsure:

100%
12-30-2004, 01:38 PM
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn’t win. She prays even harder, saying, “God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once.”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

“Sweetheart, work with me on it this time,” he says. “Buy a ticket.”

Lilmiss
01-02-2005, 04:47 AM
I lost again, btw. :dry:



Sneaky feckers, mumble, cuss.

*goddess*
01-02-2005, 06:24 AM
I lost again, btw. :dry:



Sneaky feckers, mumble, cuss.


;) Make it part of your evil plan, play like crap for a coupla weeks then wipe the floor with em and make a killing :01:

DanB
01-02-2005, 12:16 PM
I lost again, btw. :dry:



Sneaky feckers, mumble, cuss.

:lol: