New Year Resolutions

[(>Zero Cool<)]

You got any? :)

Im looking for some suggestions. :01:

I don't really have many at the mo but I have decided since visiting this forum this very night to put robert'del boy wannabe' on 'ignore' ... different year....same ol crap :rolleyes:

:01:

[Cheese]

/lights up a cigarette, takes a swig of beer whilst phoning for a hooker.

Can't really think of any "vices" to give up. :shrug:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Gonna walk to work everyday instead of vehicle and see if I can un**** my body :)

Jonno :cool:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

/lights up a cigarette, takes a swig of beer whilst phoning for a hooker.

Can't really think of any "vices" to give up. :shrug:

you could be nice to the pooch? :P or at least wear slippers when you kick him :rolleyes:

[DanB]

I didn't make any

[Mr. Mulder]

mine was to never kill again ....but sadly within hours i broke it :no:

[manker]

I aim to stop everyone using the font tags to hide messages so that I don't have to look to see what it says.

[DanB]

I aim to stop everyone using the font tags to hide messages so that I don't have to look to see what it says.
good luck :huh:

[Cheese]

I'm going to use font tags all the time so the moderators have to check every single one of my posts.

[Tormentor]

mine is to never wait for my parents to do something because it usually never ****in happens. Like i wanted to get my liscene as soon as posible, my dad was like o we can go next week, then he says, o we can go before new years and i still havnt got it, i fukin hate those dam fukers!!!!!!!!! :angry:

[manker]

good luck :huh:I won't need luck :shifty:

[DanB]

I won't need luck :shifty:

then what do you propose?

[Cheese]

spam

[manker]

then what do you propose?I've got someone working on a device to stab people in the face over t'internet. I can deploy that.

[DanB]

spam

isn't it always? :unsure:

[DanB]

I've got someone working on a device to stab people in the face over t'internet. I can deploy that.
it won't work :01:

[manker]

it won't work :01:This sucks, damn spd and his gay font finding.

[DanB]

This sucks, damn spd and his gay font finding.

:lol: its not really really annoying yet though

[manker]

:lol: its not really really annoying yet though Hmm, well is there a quicker way to do the font tags 'cos the option isn't there on the FF plug in :mellow:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I've got someone working on a device to stab people in the face over t'internet. I can deploy that.

I officially offer to be a test subject for that :01:

I could do with some rearanging in the facial area :music:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

You were anyway :shifty:

[DanB]

Hmm, well is there a quicker way to do the font tags 'cos the option isn't there on the FF plug in :mellow:
I dont know,

[manker]

I dont know,Hrm.

[Jon L. Obscene]

You were anyway :shifty:

Awww you're so sweet thinking of me first :wub:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Hrm.
:lol:

[manker]

Awww you're so sweet thinking of me first :wub:

Jonno :cool:
Huggles :wub:

[manker]

People reading this thread later will think we're proper geptards, if they didn't already.

:geptard: :geptard: :geptard: :geptard:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

People reading this thread later will think we're proper geptards, if they didn't already.

:geptard: :geptard: :geptard: :geptard:


you don't really think anyone is actually reading this thread bar you 4 guys, I mean 2 guys, ok back to 4, 5 now.....damn 2 now......ok ...bar you numerical number of guys..... do you??? :huh: :rolleyes:

[DanB]

Huggles :wub:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

People reading this thread later will think we're proper geptards, if they didn't already.

:geptard: :geptard: :geptard: :geptard:

oh and for the record the general consensus is that you are no more than ''common' geptards, nothing proper bout you at all :whistling

[Jon L. Obscene]

Huggles :wub:

This would be where you hug me then as you pull back you stick said knife in my chevy chase right?

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

there's 4 people reading it atm

[manker]

Sorry for spamming your thread, Mr. Zero, Sir :(

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Sorry for spamming your thread, Mr. Zero, Sir :(

:rolleyes: :P

tis no probs, without your spammin it would be on page two. :01:

[manker]

This would be where you hug me then as you pull back you stick said knife in my chevy chase right?

Jonno :cool:The prototype is actually a series of needle-like lasers which aim for criss-cross mutilation, rather than the crude penetration of your common or garden knife - but you're getting the idea ;)

[Jon L. Obscene]

there's 4 people reading it atm

Not me, I can't read so I'm just looking at the pictures and guessing whats going on :)

Jonno :cool:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

there's 4 people reading it atm

you and your exact mathematical type thread surveys, I shall editt my post accorordingly :rolleyes:

[DanB]

you and your exact mathematical type thread surveys, I shall editt my post accorordingly :rolleyes:


Sorry, its just tat it says it so erm I used it :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Used and abused like a can of corn beef :(

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Used and abused like a can of corn beef :(

Jonno :cool:


What kind of sick fetish is that??

[manker]

There are six people reading it now :01:

[Cheese]

The prototype is actually a series of needle-like lasers which aim for criss-cross mutilation, rather than the crude penetration of your common or garden knife - but you're getting the idea ;)

What the heckling habitat is a garden knife? :unsure:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Sorry, its just tat it says it so erm I used it :huh:

fair comment :P

I should have taken your action man eagle eye ness into consideration when initially compiling my post....which I have now editted to reflect your observation. :)

[DanB]

There are six people reading it now :01:

are you Statto in disguise? :unsure:

[manker]

What the heckling habitat is a garden knife? :unsure:Jonno knows.

[enoughfakefiles]

What the heckling habitat is a garden knife? :unsure:

A spade. :blink:

[DanB]

fair comment :P

I should have taken your action man eagle eye ness into consideration when initially compiling my post....which I have now editted to reflect your observation. :)


nicely done :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Jonno knows.

Is it to do with uphill gardening? :unsure:

And did you get free gloves when you bought it? :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

nicely done :lol:

I kinda struggled to keep it up to the minute so went for the all encompassing general answer. :01:

[manker]

Is it to do with uphill gardening? :unsure:

And did you get free gloves when you bought it? :shifty:

Jonno :cool:Don't think so :unsure:

[Cheese]

What in the bejebus is uphill gardening? You make it sound like some sort of extreme sport. Possibly involving a BMX and a board with a nail in it.

[DanB]

uphill gardening is a euphmism for gay man sex :unsure:
thats what manker said anyway

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: I was'nt sure if any of you would know what that meant, cool! Manker knows stupid words too :01:

Ok I'm actually now curious as to what this knife post was I made? :unsure: Where and when?

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Not me, that'll be Dan the definition doler-outer.

[DanB]

Not me, that'll be Dan the definition doler-outer.
i only passed on the info

[Cheese]

Damn. I wish my knowledge of gay euphemisms was as good as all yours. :jealousnot:

[manker]

i only passed on the info A likely story.

[DanB]

A likely story.

of course it is

[manker]

Damn. I wish my knowledge of gay euphemisms was as good as all yours. :jealousnot:
You'd have avoided several rim stretching situations if you had :sagenod:

[manker]

of course it is You knows it, chavmeister.

[DanB]

You knows it, chavmeister.

show off bar steward

[Jon L. Obscene]

Are you asking the Steward to show off his bar? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

show off bar stewardDuno what you're getting at. :whistling

[NikkiD]

As with the past couple of years, I refuse to make any New Year's resolutions. I just mess them up after a week and then disappointment myself anyway. This way I save myself the shame of admitting that I can't do it.

[DanB]

Duno what you're getting at. :whistling

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I give in

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I give in


We have a winner.......congrats manker :01:

[manker]

Please to be sending the Mars Bars forthwith :01:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Please to be sending the Mars Bars forthwith :01:


eMars Bar shall follow tout suite. :P