Kalm Tablets Rawk

[Lilmiss]

Just try n annoy me.



It won't work. :cool:

[DanB]

Do they make you feel stoned? :unsure:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Just try n annoy me.



It won't work. :cool:


you stink ;)

oh and you are less punk than manker,

your hair is ginger

and you can't sing.



p.s. they still working? :whistling

[Lilmiss]

Better than stoned.

I haven't had a stressy moment since I took them.
And I've spoken to a lot of grumpy old ladies since then. :cool:




:music:

[DanB]

heh heh nice :D

Your first day is going to be quite relaxed then :P

[Lilmiss]

you stink ;)

oh and you are less punk than manker,

your hair is ginger

and you can't sing.


p.s. they still working? :whistling



Yup, theres only one untruth there anyways.
Manker will never be as pun.................

sorry, drifting there to look at the pwetty coleslaw on my carpet. :wub:

[DanB]

You spilt it? :unsure:


Woke up this morning to find about 5 emails from my mum with jobs to ring up about :ph34r:

[TheDave]

i got some numbers to go down the job centre with, didn't go though :01:

[Lilmiss]

There may be an opening at my place soon.

I'm sooo calm, I can't be bothered going back again.

[DanB]

There may be an opening at my place soon.

I'm sooo calm, I can't be bothered going back again.







Yeah? :unsure: Hmmm

This Kalm tablets sound good, I could have done with them last night..

Do you reckon they'd miss if you didn't? or just claimed forgetfullness and say you thought you were on your hols still?

[Yogi]

What kind are they???

Me is an expert..........

[leezathehoneybird]

They are a brand of calming tablets available from the pharmacy, you can get herbal Kalms too. I tried them for my fear of air travel but nothing short of Valium sorts that out for me :(

[Lilmiss]

What kind are they???


They are called Kalms.
They are made by fecking Kalms.
Probably from fecking Karmtown, by the c***ing Kalmfolk, ffs.




D'ya think I should have another few? :unsure:

[TheDave]

They are called Kalms.
They are made by fecking Kalms.
Probably from fecking Karmtown, by the c***ing Kalmfolk, ffs.




D'ya think I should have another few? :unsure:

nah, its fun watching people get pwn3d

[DanB]

They are called Kalms.
They are made by fecking Kalms.
Probably from fecking Karmtown, by the c***ing Kalmfolk, ffs.




D'ya think I should have another few? :unsure:

Not working anymore then :lol:

[Biggles]

They are called Kalms.
They are made by fecking Kalms.
Probably from fecking Karmtown, by the c***ing Kalmfolk, ffs.




D'ya think I should have another few? :unsure:

:ohmy:

So what is it they do?

:ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

I dunno. :wacko:

Though, I was greatly disappointed with the lack of chocolate in those Smarties.

[DanB]

M&Ms are better :01:

[Lilmiss]

Are they the ones that "Melt in your mouth, not your hand?"



I have a serious problem with their advertising. :angry:

[DanB]

Are they the ones that "Melt in your mouth, not your hand?"



I have a serious problem with their advertising. :angry:


That's the one


I have a serious problem for their crispy ones :wub:

[Lilmiss]

Nestle is bad, ok. :unsure:

Although it does taste rather nice, they are a bunch of ********s.

[Jon L. Obscene]

They are called Kalms.
They are made by fecking Kalms.
Probably from fecking Karmtown, by the c***ing Kalmfolk, ffs.


ROTFLMAO!! :lol:

Thats the single most sarcastically funny thing I think I've ever heard :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Remind me not to buy any Kalms. Ever.

:ermm:

[Lilmiss]

Kalms are good.
Kalms are great.
Kalms, will make you flatulent. :blushing:

:unsure: