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[Jon L. Obscene]

For destroying my puter when I get a new one.

What spectacular way shall I violently dissmantle it?

Fucking piece of shit nothingeverfuckingworksonlywhenitwantsto and having to restart the f***ing thing every time I wanna start SS is just f***ing stupid and really annoying :angry:

Jonno :cool:

[{I}{K}{E}]

burn it :devil:

[DanB]

eat it

[Guillaume]

Just jump up and down on it 'til it's crushed under your weight.

Not very spectacular but quite enjoyable (I guess since I'm not rich enough to test it on my computer anyway.)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Boring, will inevidably be burnt, I'm just wondering how to dismantle it first :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Smoke it.


You can borrow my stick to whack it one with. :shifty:

[manker]

Keep it for spare parts.


/is having a sensible day

[DanB]

Keep it for spare parts.


/is having a sensible day


Thats a good idea, you never know when your new one will break :dry:

[Biggles]

Get the army to use it for tank target practice.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Thats a good idea, you never know when your new one will break :dry:

True, but I know when this one is gonna break, I can even forcast it :shifty:

Just bugs me, stupid thing never works properly, spend half my fucking life waiting for stuff to open, then ctr alt del and end task, then try again.

Just checking, is the SS server down?

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Nope its up.

Well I for one am glad I kept my old one

[Jon L. Obscene]

Kept old one what?

It's up? FFS!! :angry:

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

blow it up

[Jon L. Obscene]

Put my fucking foot thru it in a minute :angry:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Kept old one what?


PC :frusty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Oh I see :)

Ok gonna restart it...........preferably with 2 million volts :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Smith]

throw it off a bridge into an oncomming train :01:

I used to do that with eggs, if you drop it at the right time it will hit the windshield :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Erm yeah I don't fancy being sent down for mass murder :rolleyes:

Restarted, SS sever is down acording to popup message, I give up :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Virtualbody1234]

Sell it. :whistling

[NikkiD]

Erm yeah I don't fancy being sent down for mass murder :rolleyes:

Restarted, SS sever is down acording to popup message, I give up :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

I was connected, not anymore. :( Just before I got disconnected though, there was only about half the normal crowd online... so I don't think it's your puter this time Jonno.

Oh, and btw, I suggest kicking it off the roof, and then applying blunt force with a baseball bat. Perhaps a little stomping as well. Then melt all the individual pieces with a blowtorch. That'll teach it. :devil:

[bujub22]

For destroying my puter when I get a new one.

What spectacular way shall I violently dissmantle it?

Fucking piece of shit nothingeverfuckingworksonlywhenitwantsto and having to restart the f***ing thing every time I wanna start SS is just f***ing stupid and really annoying :angry:

Jonno :cool:
http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_theprinter.jpg

u know what to do!! :devil:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Oh, and btw, I suggest kicking it off the roof, and then applying blunt force with a baseball bat. Perhaps a little stomping as well. Then melt all the individual pieces with a blowtorch. That'll teach it. :devil:

Nik, that's really sick and twisted..........I like the way you think, can we talk some more? :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[100%]

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1.Send it to RIAA with a note attached - "Evidence"

2.Go to your nearest Glacier, drop it down a deep Crevace - it may be found in a couple of billions of years by a highly evolved species of organism (geppers)

3.Rent a Flame Thrower or Bazokaa at 7/11 - the rest is logical

Whatever you do - film it, put it on the interweb and feel the awsumness thrill of interweb fameness*



*interweb fameness can damage your life

[Cheese]

I think it's only fair you make the new computer duel the old one in a Robot Wars type scenario with the winner being the one you then go on to use. The loser will of course slink off to die in the woods.

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah erm what if the old puter wins cos the new one falls into the smoke pit? :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

Yeah erm what if the old puter wins cos the new one falls into the smoke pit? :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

Then you been ripped off me duck.....

[Smith]

Then why dont you just leave it on the train tracks and watch it get demolished ?

[Jon L. Obscene]

What is it with you guys and trains? :frusty:

@Sara..... Quack :01:

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

Then why dont you just leave it on the train tracks and watch it get demolished ?


Along with the train driver, and half his passengers due to the de-railment you cause....yeah....great idea....NOT!!!! :lol: :lol:

[Smith]

Naw trains dont de-rail that easily, hell ive left bikes on the tracks and it just ran it over.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I have noticed that in every tv show and movie, when an American train hits something it does'nt stop, they keep going :blink:

@Canuk........ Saying your bike had killed 200 people?

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

I have noticed that in every tv show and movie, when an American train hits something it does'nt stop, they keep going :blink:

@Canuk........ Saying your bike had killed 200 people?

Jonno :cool:


I bet American trains don't have the 'leaves on the track' problem either :huh:

I am looking forward to our couple of inches of the 'wrong sort of snow' to brighten up my BBC news viewing experience. :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You mean like last year when they physically closed the city of Norwich cos of 2 inches of snow? :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

Yep....took me 4 1/2 hours to do a 40 min journey home.....thank fuck for car heaters and radio......

[hobbes]

Take your computer out in your boat.
http://size.fac.free.fr/Dents1.JPG

Heavily chum the water with fish and blood and throw the bastard to the sharks!

http://student.fsb.hr/khrbud/_src/news/images/jaws.jpg

[manker]

Putting stuff, anything, in front of trains is incredibly stupid and could result in multiple passenger deaths plus prison/young offenders institute for the person who put the item on the track.

Yes, that may be a reiteration but I couldn't have gone shopping with peace of mind without writing it :ermm:

[sArA]

copy cat :angry:

[Barbarossa]

For destroying my puter when I get a new one.

What spectacular way shall I violently dissmantle it?

Fucking piece of shit nothingeverfuckingworksonlywhenitwantsto and having to restart the f***ing thing every time I wanna start SS is just f***ing stupid and really annoying :angry:

Jonno :cool:

Instal windowsME and Kazaa Media Desktop.

BOOM! :tank:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: Good idea, a fate worse than death :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Smith]

I have noticed that in every tv show and movie, when an American train hits something it does'nt stop, they keep going :blink:

@Canuk........ Saying your bike had killed 200 people?

Jonno :cool:

...
:rolleyes:

[TheDave]

uberclock it